Joe Won'tock

Wolves a dark horse for the Clausura?

A couple of minutes ago Siobhan loudly clanked some pans in the kitchen. At that very moment, on my TV, the entire Alabama offense stood up at the line of scrimmage and looked in the direction of the noise. It was the most delightful thing I've ever seen in my life

Arsenal 2025-26 Goal involvements (Goals + Assists) all competitions: 13 Trossard (7+6) 10 Saka (7+3) 8 Eze (5+3) 8 Merino (5+3) 7 Martinelli (6+1) 7 Rice (2+5) 7 Gyökeres (7+0) 6 Gabriel (3+3) 6 Timber (3+3) 6 Zubimendi (3+3) 4 Calafiori (1+3) 4 Lewis-Skelly (0+4) 4 Ødegaard (1+3) 3 Madueke (3+0)

Declan Rice has been holding this team back too long

Trossard goal allowed by VAR (artistic grounds)

Half Man Half Biscuit, "Midnight Mass Murder" www.youtube.com/watch?v=27d9...

I took a picture.

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This is the exact lighting they use for the pic to accompany a profile of a professor who got suspended because he kept using slurs in class as a supposed intellectual provocation.

Bill Drummond has a great story in his book "45" about recording "Justified & Ancient" with Tammy Wynette and being mortified that her voice (which he worships) doesn't keep time with the KLF's drum machine

Bob Dylan meets the drum machine circa 1985 (via Mike Campbell’s recent memoir)

Consecutive weeks where after a late winner, Darren Fletcher has just said nothing and let the scene play out. If it had been Drury, Lord have mercy.

Is this the first time Calafiori has played centre-half for Arsenal?

love a goal that makes you laugh

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

"Dead. On. Arrrrr-ival."

It has to be said that Howard Cosell really put some pepper on his call of John Lennon's death. youtube.com/watch?v=5OZU...

Infantino is an amateur. Sepp Blatter would have made trump give him an award.

There are a lot of really horrific examples of “it can always get worse” in world history but I find Sepp Blatter to Gianni Infantino hits just the right note of bleak whimsy.

two bad corners in a row from Madueke, sub him, SELL HIM

Elite captain’s performance by Virgil on the Paqueta red card. He saw that man coming back to get himself sent off and cleared the runway for him.

Apropos nothing, I recently realised that both my microwave and my washing machine do a referee's final whistle - "peep, peeeep, peeeeeep" - when they finish.

couldn't find this clip anymore so i watched an hour of Siskel and Ebert on Letterman clips to find it. wow. here it is: why Gene didn't like Free Willy

I feel it's been a great week and a half or so in the "Freed from Desire" vs "Sweet Caroline" war

Trossard's having some season

Not to take any attention off of rapist Ronaldo dining with Trump and MBS, but Infantino was also there. With rapists and murderers.

I mean, COME ON

HAITI ARE INTO THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN HALF A CENTURY ❤️

Actually hits it a few yards earlier than Patrick Schick hit the winner the only time I've ever attended a major finals game featuring Scotland. Was in that half of the North Stand that day. Seen myself in every replay of it over the last four years. So Kenny McL, into the same fkn net... #catharsis

The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥 Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.

Scottish football - an utterly harrowing source of complete euphoria

*that's* how you clinch World Cup qualification

good jesus, Kieran Tierney

"Macedonia's bes– North Macedonia's best music mix"

Football at all levels has a dangerously insane relationship with its referees, but in non-league it also comes with a chasm between reality and foaming Twitter activists who've never been to a game. This week's newsletter is on the AFC Rushden & Diamonds v Coventry Sphinx match abandonment.

However far into the cesspit the UK government goes, we'll be right behind them. Inspiring stuff.

I have proof that this happened! Scroll down, and you can see it!

What makes this so amazing and so sickening is that these goals rarely happen anymore since the sunsetting of away goals The one goal which changes a loss to a win and a win to a loss

holy mother of divine football

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Maloney on comms, ah well, congrats Hungary

To be clear: The abuse in question was more sexually aggressive than sexist. Contrary to a widely reported claim by their manager, the culprit was not identified and removed. The nearby fans circled the wagons and the abandonment was therefore inevitable.

Might be of help today.. #speirgorm

Good news for Sheffield Wednesday fans with this afternoon's statement from the administrators, and I had this to say about the statement itself and the fans' reaction to entering into administration in the first place. footballleagueworld.co.uk/sheffield-we...

Ronaldo's first ever red card for Portugal hahahahahahaha nurse, my sides, my sides

fucking FANTASTIC

HOOK IT TO MY VEINS.