It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email. flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210... tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si

happy Thursday the 20th to those who celebrate

New at Flatwater: The Trump administration’s mass deportation efforts have flooded the Omaha immigration court’s docket with the urgent cases of jailed immigrants, piling on to one of the nation’s most severe backlogs. 🔗 buff.ly/LBBViWN

no you are a maroon loon

WELP

oh hey UNO scored go mavs

I’m here at Baxter and the DJ is trying to start the wave Please stop trying to make the wave happen

*Schwarzenegger voice* HERE IS PRINCE ANDREW…NOW, PLAIN ANDREW www.bbc.com/news/live/cn...

happy Canadian Thanksgiving to those who celebrate

#NewProfilePic 📸: Julius Owusu Afriyie

Hi new followers. I need to be on here more that the other place

Watching old episodes of Red Green Show for no reason

oh…okay

The proposed cuts would result in 77 faculty being eyed for elimination, including 71 in tenure-track positions, and affect the academic programs of some 640 Husker students.

69 reskeets, new logo reveal:

We have found the Cracker Barrel of the left:

thanks

Common theme of people I've interviewed recently. At universities, in research centers, in diplomacy, in the legal system, dealing with refugees or immigrants: The reality inside is much worse than you would think from the outside.

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Baylor gets the 2OT win with a FG after SMU missed theirs

This is what I best remember him for

folks I think UNC might be bad

So to my office, but missing my key, which I had in my hand just now, makes me very angry and out of order, it being a thing that I hate in others, and more in myself, to be careless of keys, I thinking another not fit to be trusted that leaves a key behind their hole.

Don't press that button, Oscar. DON'T PRESS THAT BUTTON

DUCK DOWN, PUDDLES HAS LOST HIS HEAD (h/t @kwade.bsky.social)

HIS JUDGMENT COMETH, AND THAT RIGHT SOON

just got done reading the entire notice if this version becomes law, it will be disastrous for U.S higher education

restaurants are a scam. most restaurants secretly have a kitchen in the back that you’re not allowed to see where they prepare all the food

"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

Thank you for your service AOL

civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser

good morning

IT’S CORN

Here's my piece on how U.S. higher education's economic argument for international students lost its oomph www.chronicle.com/article/how-...

where’s my hot coffee

coors

He's charged

YOJIMBO (dir. Akira Kurosawa, 1961)

Decent

‘The House Will Take A Short Recess,’ Declares Mike Johnson Dousing Capitol In Gasoline

hell? yea, brother