Nostalgia guys will always say “I miss when people kept their political beliefs to themselves” you were 8, why would someone talk to an 8 year old about their political beliefs

Now is the time to make your thing. Stop motion with LEGO, webcomic, walking sim game, weird Halloween costume, backyard water feature, container garden. This is your sign. Make your thing. Stop waiting. Do it.

we may think statements like this aren’t enough and don’t matter, but an extremely normie, super-Christian woman I work with is *obsessed* with Pedro Pascal and completely reworked her priors regarding trans rights solely because of his opinions on the matter

Aggressive reminder that if you use/support/repost genAI slop, I block you on sight. AI slop accounts fuck off.

next pete op name dropped

Important reality check. These oppressive conditions suck the energy and creativity right out of us. That’s their goal. So expressing joy, kindness, and humor is the antidote, every chance we can get.

Froggy face reveal

The difference between me and you is nothing, all men are brothers.

POWER TO THE PEOPLE x FIGHT THE POWER ✊🏾

Being an American during the 250th Aniversary of the United States feels a lot like if the terrorists in Die Hard demanded that the hostages continue having their Christmas party.

It's a cheap shot I know but still

I am happy to report that we are close to a consensus to establish an exploratory committee to examine the possibility of discussing the outlines of potential ramfications of assembling a list of most likely candidates to examine feasability of approaching the concept of negotiations. Maybe.

Y'all I am so sorry, but after much soul searching I will not be performing at Freedom 250.

Freedom $250 Freedom $25 Freedom $2.50 Freedom $.025 Free

Wow Fender is really going with the whole Disney "Sue everyone who has ever drawn three circles" thing.

Well golly, that is one noisy ceasefire.

My god.... they've stripped every county fair in the country of their backup acts.

Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.

This flag is super important to me. My dearest childhood friend came out to me a long time ago, and I have carried this flag with me ever since, at rallys, at protests, through the thick and thin of trump one. I finally found a home for it. My visibility brigade has a member that puts up flags.

As an anthropologist, I endorse this message!

Brothers and sisters, siblings, let us hold hands and sing. Hold the pickles Hold the lettuce Special orders Don't upset us

RFK clacks mandibles with glee as Zerg creep consumes national mall.

Mamdani calls for the construction of additional pylons.

So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning

A real man like Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho would be out there with a girder on his shoulder helping build the national white house gladiator pit.

Me in my bluesky bubble

They didn't die while serving in the military, but they died protecting our freedoms from those who would destroy them, nonetheless. Remembering these heroes on this Memorial Day.

That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

Finished gimbap.

They see me rolling. They hungry.

Making gimbap. Wifey has not stopped singing "gimbap badoobadop" to the tune of Hansons "Mmmbop".

"I am a barbarian. Nothing is impossible when you don't know how anything works." Me, ostensibly talking about dungeons and dragons.

Do they play the stones?

Made wifey a coffee only to discover wifey had a coffee. So she finished it and I took her old cup. There it is folks, the secret to a happy marriage. The coffee conveyer belt.

A hundred years ago it was the roaring twenties. This time it's the moron twenties. Everything is just so fucking stupid.

✨Support Human Artists✨ 🚫Block Generative AI Trash🚫 #humanart #artist #food #art

So what happened to the MAGA belief that “Everybody’s too Sensitive”?

haha no but seriously I have a drs appt today and need to make a copay and "i'm just a little guy its my birthday" isn't going to work :|

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

you too can chose to pick an element of evil in our society and be their bane of existence.

One of the best things you can do as an adult is realize that you didn’t actually have to stop drawing, coloring, painting, playing with clay, doing whatever else you loved as a kid. Even if you’re bad at it. Maybe especially if you’re bad at it

Yeah sorry Lex Luthor it's not the politicians.

Bees over Bozos!

Wanna be happy? Be like the cappy. Relax by a river. Eat salads. Get along with everybody. Wear fun shirts.

Bought a new guitar and it came in the mail and I broke a string tuning it up and I don't have any packets of strings and the guitar store just closed Alanis Morissete didn't warn me about this.

one of my favorite facts about the US coal industry is that it employs less people than Broadway

This slaps.