Journalists, please remember that repeating obviously false statements is not balance or fairness. It is actively participating in deception.

For those of us not in the cult, this is what we hear when anyone from the Trump administration speaks. For the people in the back, this is satire and so well done…

This.

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The face I’m submitting for Bluesky verification

This is just me. My life. Constantly. I have found my meme.

@mrwade01.bsky.social Reminded me of why you say you stopped calling other drivers A-holes...

NEW! Sworn declarations filed last night confirm the Trump admin sent INNOCENT people to rot in prison El Salvador, including a professional soccer player jailed and tortured by the Maduro regime, who entered this country LEGALLY to seek asylum, and who has NO CRIMINAL RECORD in either country.

If we have learned one thing in the last decade, it’s that you can never trust a white man who has knowingly and intentionally turned himself orange

I still go out to listen to my favourite music. It's just now it's playing at the grocery store, not the club.

While the work done at the NIH is very valuable, Rep. Raskin hopes they are also working on a treatment for malignant narcissistic personality disorder because... you know...

Check engine lights? Honestly super passive-aggressive. Like I know you know exactly what’s wrong, so what’s with all this “we need to talk later” BS? Stop playing games with me.

ROCK ON!

It's weird how everyone in the world knows a Nazi salute when we see it, with the notable exception of journalists and their editors.

History: “Eventually the incompetent fascists invariably lose power and then society recovers in a new and stronger way” Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??” History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”

Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons: -We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S. -The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous. 🧵⬇️

You know how when you’re on drugs, certain things seem like a good idea, bc why the fuck not? Who’s gonna stop you? Now imagine you have total control of the US government’s computer systems

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

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There's an axiom among my industrial maintenance students: "Show me a regulation, and I'll show you a body count." Those "Employees wash hands" signs aren't there because the cook handling your food just wants you to know.