I need Machine Games to keep making Indiana Jones games and IOI to keep making 007 games in perpetuity, please and thank you.

I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com

Speaking as someone who has been paid to write in the style of Douglas Adams, I would like to say that there was a time when I would have dismissed the premise of ‘Their planet boiled and died because they were too distracted by who they had to share a toilet with’ as too on/the-nose.

That one scene in The Rise of Skywalker with all the failed Snoke clones, but it's Timothée Chalamet

There's nothing like the 'popular with friends' shelf on Letterboxd to rub salt in the wound that you've not been at Cannes

You get a DISCO ELYSIUM spiritual successor! You get a DISCO ELYSIUM spiritual successor! You get a DISCO ELYSIUM spiritual successor!

Everyone say happy birthday to my husband Josh O’Connor

Oh, so theatrical Star Wars is just well and truly dead, huh?

We’re watching X-Files and I’m doodling a bit

Happy May Day ✊

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Imagine being upset that one of the most exciting new horror filmmakers is giving you something new and expanding the brand of your fandom. I don’t understand wanting video game movies to just replicate for passive viewing what gamers have already played through, so you can clap like a seal.

Keeping a dick pic in my drafts as a smash glass in case of emergency

Two weeks on the trot I’ve been tricked into thinking my shit work week will end positively only to be pipped at the post. There are no good endings. No new beginnings. It’s the same shit, different day.

The Artemis II mission has turned me into Jed Bartlet with Galileo V, I’m just constantly telling people they’re not having enough magical wonder about it.

Day 169 of inserting a Muppet into a Star Trek screenshot #StarTrek #StarTrekIntoDarkness #TheMuppets #ElectricMayhem

I need another CHALLENGERS summer or I might kill myself

And yet THE ODYSSEY is putting him in trousers! This man wants to be slutty! Let him! Put him in a scanty little toga you cowards.

There is no such thing as objective art criticism.

I feel like I should be able to decide when it’s Friday based on my tolerance for bullshit and it really should have been yesterday

Like most millennials, I hate answering my front door, but I did get to laugh in the face of the Reform canvasser and slam the door on him, and I'm always happy to do that.

I would like to play this video game

A brand-new Gameplay trailer for The Expanse: Osiris Reborn has just premiered at the Xbox Partner Preview, and you can watch it right here: youtu.be/akemL0MHLg4

Yeah, I think I've already decided on the companion I'm gonna romance in The Expanse: Osiris Reborn. Please let this game scratch the Mass Effect itch.

Anyway, that’s enough of that

So that’s what’s worth the continued oppression of the vulnerable and the moral decay of our nation? A children’s show dully recreating an already successful adaptation so its creator can continue to fund their hate machine and erase the kids that grew up to see her for the bigot she is.

Also, just like… Why the fuck do we need this? We have a series of movies. We have video games. We have a theme park. We have radio plays. We have audiobooks. We have a fucking West End play. It’s diminishing returns at this point. And it was never fucking Tolstoy.

I also read comics like a slut btw

it'll be a cold day in hell before you catch me running a harry potter trailer on my website in this, the current year, and today that is as true as it is every other day for the rest of my professional life

I long to live in the timeline where Guillermo Del Toro made THE HOBBIT and Peter Jackson was able to let go of Middle-Earth.

Here’s a look at my variant cover for issue 34 of The Flash, due out in June!

My variant for Batwoman #4! 🦇🦇🦇

DC pride got announced so! here is my variant cover for the event comic Justice League: Dream Girls #4 💙😊🙏 luv 2 draw a beautiful boy in space~

Yo homie, that my cocaine?

I too have decided to turn down the role of Christopher Dent in THE BATMAN: PART II

Thank you Destin Daniel Cretton for continuing the tradition of slutting Tom Holland out in Spider-Man films

Tasha Yar, of the Yar Yar sisterhood of the travelling pants, i assume.... Anywho, super quick one....actually it would have been, if i didn't decide to trace in that LCARS in the bg. Kinda like the messy lines, what say you all? too lazy looking? IDK. #STTNG #tashayar #startrek

My cover art for ABSOLUTE FLASH # 13! ⚡️😢

Brand New Day but same plump cheeks #SpiderManBrandNewDay #SpiderMan #TomHolland

Happy (Saint) Patrick’s Day

20 of 24 at final count. Not too shabby.

Vroom Vroom 🏎️ #F1 #Oscars

14 out of 16, baby 🤙🏼

Can the Bridesmaids cast do this every year?

“and I have one before you.” Okay LEGEND. #oscars #casting #CassandraKulukundis

Five for five so far… #Oscars

For the second year, I've completed the #OscarsDeathRace wherein I watch all 50 nominees - just so you know my bona fides if I start bitching later tonight during the #Oscars ceremony.

today is the day 🏆

Give us a good o' Ides of March and announce Netanyahu's death, please and thank you.