I yearn for a single meeting that doesn't make me want to retreat from this mortal coil lmao.

"burn your dread" is such a raw line when you sit with it.

I can engage in things (social activities) that are good for me and still be mad about them!!!!

Me: wow fondant tastes terrible. How did we manage to make sugar taste like shit Also me: holy mcshits I would fuck up an entire fondant sheet rn

Silly deers don't understand math! But they do understand solving for X to make big numbers in magic! Sleeve design for my Zimone deck. Original art by @guffaw, remixed with new lighting + fractals + formulas by me!

"be ruthless with systems, be kind to people" is one of the all-timers

*sits on @runethepsypher.bsky.social 's couch neurodivergently* All my neurodivergent homies know the neurodivergent couch sit.

There's a lot of things wrong in the world but one great thing is 40oz water bottle that stays cold all night with Snorlax on it. I love sipping water from my 40oz water bottle that stays cold all night with Snorlax on it

Definitely Hot Dog

goal for the rest of 2026: creating an environment that kills the ADHD guilt spiral infecting literally every part of my life, lmao.

(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.

Las Vegas Fremont Street modern mainstay Heart Attack Grill decides to not renew their lease, eviscerating modern Vegas in their farewell letter.

My roommate put bidets in our house "It's got potted plants, jumbo tampons, and a bidet for your vagina" youtu.be/VYyRbXFdu9k?...

i saw people having kingdom hearts takes. well YOU can read MY kh takes in THIS KAIRI ZINE about kairi kingdomhearts, about agency, and about finding out who you are beyond "the love interest" 🌊 insertdisc5.itch.io/waiting-is-a...

I wish this crystalline cervine cousin of mine was a better card lmao

The process is the point

Fuck work I wanna be a house husband

The Sorceress. (Foil print for Fanime.) #ffxiv #ff14 #ffxivart

Hey sonic why are pickles and jalapenos fruits I can add to my cherry limeade lmao

Well, at least Big-Eyes Tuxedo Dragon is glad I'm home.

I told you this place is always crowded, we should’ve called for a reservation 😩

watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now

"Can you explain this gap in your resume?" Me:

Finally read Fun Home after being obsessed with the musical for literally 8 years. Can't believe the comic is even better, actually.

austin (killeem, technically) was fun! and a bit inspiring.

Overheard at the airport "You hear certain things when you're angry, and some of those things are extremely false"

Do you got a license for those eyebrows?!

I forgot how much CrossCode mixed fun action RPG combat, Zelda-like dungeons, and the 'trapped in an MMO' type storybeats from the early days of the internet into one package. I love this game oop

how it feels trying to break out of gender prison

It turns out what I needed to get into mass effect was a cute rat to play the shooting parts of the game ✨🐀

This is my new OC his name is slim bastard and he drinks milk at room temperature

footage of my ps2 running old ass deltarune

I love himb...

That moment when person X tells you about how person Y sucks before youve met person Y and despite the negative perception you try to stay neutral but then you have 3 interactions with person Y and realize no person X was painting with the right brush you just couldn't see the colors yet

Me when some bisexual I don't like turns into a car

Guys. Heads up. Let’s talk about Hantavirus. There have been SEVERAL bad takes and BLATANT misinformation circulating regarding this outbreak so I figured it was a good idea to make a thread about it. Stay calm. Stay vigilant. Know your facts. Here’s ALL you need to know. 🧪🧵⬇️

Today, I’m launching my signature pancake and waffle mix “Thank You For Your Attention To This Batter”.

I love grocery stores and their colours

"Marvin was never mine, he took his meetings in the boys latrine" Trina I think he was just taking a shit but go off queen

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

I'm gonna slay the spire (2) on a plane, on a plane slay the spire (2) on a plane

Me after finding out Monoco is a dog. youtu.be/wVYPLP9NSg4?...

Oh fuck journaling bangs actually.

The Reacher in expedition 33 got me like

Beep beep I'm a sheep (detective) I said beep beep I'm a sheep (detective)

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

Belle in Once Upon a Time played by Emilie de Ravin really gives such a good performance but it's a shame her Australian accent lives in my head as "naur, rumple, you cahn't, you're beytter than this" whenever I start getting Onto My Shit when I'm on the clock and not doing my work.

Happy bandcamp Friday to those who observe (everyone basically)