Today I found out almost 6 months ago when I drove my new car off the lot of the dealership I somehow ended up on a toll road and I have a shitty traffic camera photo of Bakubera/D6 in his Inaugural Drive Home as I was charged $18 for taking a road I didn't know had a toll, lmao.

Ishtar really saw the fake holy Grail war happening in America and Gilgamesh being summoned and said "cool, I hope this twink's ready to die because I'm ready to kill" lmao

New coworker thinks I'm cool enough to talk about his religion with me And I absolutely am hell yeah brother you fast for ramadan

With the amount of people who don't wear a wristwatch anymore and just keep track of time on their phone, we've basically brought back pocket watches but made them also give you multiple mental illnesses

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

She eat the plastic even when I wish she wouldn't.

"Mommy can be gender neutral. Especially when she's ti-ti." @garbage-dono.bsky.social spitting haute facts

Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd

If you cannot handle me at my .hack//G.U. Vol 1 you do not deserve me at my .hack//G.U. Vol 3

Omg I’m gonna melt… if you think that climate is dust isn’t happening when we have this happening in early March, you are fucking oblivious. Go outside. Stop being a mole man. It should not be this warm in Virginia in early March. Shit’s fucked.

Me: the meatus is a dance Roommate: no, the meatus is the head of the penis

Curse'd creature Snorfing in my Ear Yet Again.

slay the spire 2 release day, big day for people who like picking cards and clicking buttons and doing math (me)

God if I have half of my mom's brain how did that woman live this way unmedicated

Helba in basically every .hack cutscene 

Mom: stop being mean to mango he’s not stupid Mango :

Okay that was a lovely two months of physical rotting but unfortunately the gym must continue if I want to grow into a beefier more well adjusted version of myself.

me with my last remaining scrap of sanity

I can't believe how much noise comes out of this tiny creature.

Shillelagh, Shillelagh, The girl who's hard to get Shillelagh, Shillelagh But you can win her yet

Gouda's a bitch, you shoulda had cheddar

Me when a tasty donut

Yeah

I have officially become that guy (feat. @nawy.bsky.social) #wolfbunsart

Special shout out to the jacked paramedic at the goth nightclub who split from his pod at magic to join me for 3 man games bc he really saved a bitch from leaving immediately after entering lmao

Bold choice to give us the cuntiest outfit in the entire series in episode 7, my god.

Looked at a photo and had euphoria about how I looked, holy fuck lmao

I have a lot to say about this cover and it's process, lots of details and Easter eggs for you all! BUT first and foremost, this is a traditional cover! Watercolor, gouache, ink, marker, acrylic paint, and colored pencils 💙 SKREEEEEEEEEEEONGK 🗣️📣

Future boyfriend person, please read this and know that I will never be normal.

The Upset Tummy of Damocles

You gotta read the post that follows this one but don't do it with your good seeing eyes. I'm just sayin

If you search images of “Yeongno” there is a lot of delightful art of the Korean Folklore creature that literally eats the rich & corrupt. 🖼️: BonplandArt, nineheavenspress

Sunday animal hours

Occult Crescent solo players #FFXIV #FF14

We're turning back the clocks. Over the next few months, join us as we take fans around the world back in time for a Sonic Rewind and remember together what made Sonic the icon he is today, with some fun new surprises thrown in the mix! 🎨: @loopyyylupe.bsky.social

Khajiit has undying affection for her mother if she has the pets

everyday i look at local news: STATE HOUSE VOTES YES ON BILL TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN IF YOU DONT RAW MILK ENEMA ENOUGH WHILE PRAYING TO THE LORD

"if mediums can talk with the dead imagine what extra larges can do" My brother in law is funny as hell actually

#StevenUniverse #Amethyst #Pearl

Overheard at the sushi restaurant in the most mom voice possible: Don't confuse the man, Jerry!

Listen to Uni’s little meow :3

Here's the full res pic to download! Its 5333 pixels by 3000, which I guess is 5K resolution. I usually set up files for print, so I did a little snafu as far as web resolution is concerned. You can drop me a tip IF you can/want to. ✌️ ko-fi.com/i/IF1F51UMX7Q

Silksong's boss fights are that girl but her normal enemies are annoying as hell, lmao