Plug it in Turn it on Get up Kick it in, kick it in.

Seruchi. Seruchi. Seruchi. #vhs #retro #seruchi (via youtu.be/L2EN8nN0w9A?... )

When you’re doing some stupid shit but I’m trying not to make it obvious that I’m watching.

I don't often/ever tell the story about how we signed marriage documents on the rental car hood and headed off to our honeymoon in Reno. In the depths of dark mid-state we slammed into a cow! The car was completely totaled (always buy the walk-away insurance!) but we were unscathed. Wild!!

5 years ago yesterday coyote and I made it official: On our 20th year together we married. Such a wonderful moment. We went to our favorite waterfowl viewing park, surrounded by (& officiated by) our closest local friends. 2020 was by all accounts pretty miserable, but we made our own bright spot.

When somebody puts up a sticker of the record store and then you see that sticker while you're wearing that store's shirt and it's a cosmic coincidence because you're so far away from home but I guess anything is possible

🎶 Seven Mile Fair Seven Mile Fair 🎵 No matter how rare You'll prob'ly find it right there! 🎶

For real? Furreal furreal. Latest Vardaman album is still our newest album and is available for your listening NOW.

Things seem to change when you enter the Hawthorn 2.0 Transformation Suite.

Has anybody else seen this in their grocer's freezer case or am I just the last to see it?? #pizzasky

Far away.

I don't usually tell people where we're vacationing because it is our own time. I want to be able to explore on my own terms, and not have to worry tons about when we're meeting with whom or what time the taqueria that was recommended closes on Wednesday when we weren't going there to begin with.

Anything is a car wash if you wish it to be

They have this backdrop to take photos like it's some Hollywood or press thing but it's Delta's 100th anniversary

I've never seen full sized sour gummi worms, Piggly Wiggly brand or not.

Vacation has been fine

Only you

Having a time of my life

We're pardoning their progress.

Some thing's are just as well.

Me and the boys showing up to your construction themed end of summer party

It will make more sense with ✨context

Me & the boys showing up for your end of summer party

The grimy, vacant storefronts of day 1 & 2 of our vacation.

Love the fancy Delta plane trading cards! We did not fly on an A350 but it was the only one the pilot on the first flight had so there ya go. #planesky

Not quite there yet but we get to ride on an A220-100!!

Airport. I'll let you know when I get there.

Made the mistake of going to local Guitar Center to sell some vintage Latin Precision/Pacific Drum stuff and whoa baby! Of the 3 items I brought, he passed straight away on one, spent 20 minutes "looking up" another, and then decided to not even touch the 3rd piece. Sell local!! Fuck Guitar Center.

My pig saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe

We got computers We're tappin phone lines I know that that ain't allowed

I shot a 4k video of The Bunker in Corvallis Oregon, truly an underground basement gem. #musicsky

Animal on Transit @trimet.org #portland #rccc #transitsky

Moose went to Rose City Comic Con today but mostly was on Trimet for a very long time because the MAX train was closed from our side of town & the shuttle bus took like 30 minutes going through Washington Park to drop off at Providence Park. I'm just complaining about hyper local stuff. #pdx #rccc

The show tonight has been very fun and the paper they have up on the walls for everybody to tag has snagged a few animal people

It's Beaverton, Oregon's very own Billie Beaver! Charming! #mascotsky

We went to the Beaverton Celebration Parade this morning and it was fun.

Tonight's show is a whole ✨vibe✨ 🐶 "Coconut" (no socials)

This whole thread, 🦨 🐈 🦝 👤, something for everybody

Hi, Red! #mascotsky #beaverton

Nothing like a marching band arrangement of "Stacy's Mom" #beaverton @fountainsofwayne.bsky.social

TONIGHT, or I guess early evening @vardamanens.bsky.social in Corvallis OR!! It's at The Bunker (DM for the addres) (or iyk just show up) WALL TO WALL ENTERTAINMENT in Downstate Oregon!! #musicsky

This Stuff n Such commercial from 1974. (source: youtu.be/yQa9OPGSC0E?... ) @furryfootage.bsky.social

Oh yeah we are about to play at Turn Turn Turn in #pdx so get down here if you can

Well I guess it's official: Moose (+1) will be down at Rose City Comic Con on Sunday. We'll be there primarily to promote Weird Fest with Weird Portland United. It's possible I'll be debuting moose's new outfit! Spoiler: It's a lot like the old one!

The person who sent this to me called it "deeply unsettling"

Don't send help I am enjoying eating only tomatoes from our garden #harvestsky

TAP INTO AMERICA!! seriously this interview is CRAZY GOOD *and* a TMBG ref?? So ready for Tap II. Or am I ready for it to be over? 🤔 @tmbg.bsky.social

Andy says we have to stop feeding the cat. 🦨

TIL Canada has "Coyote pancake mix" and I'm over here like a fool manually making them.

Well look who's playing a fundraiser tonight for excellent Portland venue Turn Turn Turn! It's @vardamanens.bsky.social and an unbeatable slate of other acts to make your Friday just that much better. 8pm. I'll be there well ahead of time to take photos, sign autos, whatever the people want. LOL