temporarily back in jersey and close enough to a station that I can hear NJT train bells, one of the most delightful sounds one could ever hear

my ipad is from 2014 and my iphone is from 2020. every day I live in fear

dude you gotta love people. thats the whole point. if youre not loving people what are you even doing

happy pride

Thing that lives in my house

Everybody shut up and look at my boy!! He is Dr. Bronner, Snail Oil Salesman. It’s NOT snake oil, that’s DIFFERENT, and he is going to (attempt to) cure your ailments whether you like it or not. Thank you friend, incredible work as always 😊

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS -I HAVE MY KEYS WITH ME -I AM AN ADULT AND DID NOT FORGET MY KEYS -I DID NOT LEAVE MY HOUSE WITHOUT THE KEYS TO MY FRONT DOOR -I AM NOT LOCKED OUT OF ANYWHERE

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!

obsessed with the disc horse bot, sorry everyone

Party rocking is the weaponization of reparations

Can we normalize class war?

someone at porchfest asked me what my plans for the summer are and I said “hanging out” but I mean it. More time with friends less time with phone!! Experiencing my community in real time and not just on instagram!!

the potential to play a Wild West themed ttrpg has been dangled in front of me

three more paychecks and I’ll be able to pay off my sick visit & follow up with my pcp in the beginning of march 😤😤 the grind never stops 💪💪

boy dinner, boy dinner 🎵

girl talk discourse on the tl does mean it’s time for an All Day re-listen, sorry,

Eva is back in action at the park (GROCERY DAY JUNE 7TH) but we've had to reopen this GoFundMe due to Complications with TEETH www.gofundme.com/f/support-a-...?

chicken shish tawook and fries and a ginger ale WILL save me

she is baby

had diy afternoon tea with a friend today

got a little guy for my keys

deleted the instagram app and am currently going through an embarrassing level of withdrawal

I've never had good chorizo. And I don't believe it exists.

just saw a delivery driver on a bike scream “I WANT MY JOB BACK” at one of those fuckass delivery robots

oh $1.50 hot dog and $5 rotisserie chicken, we’re really in it now

it’s cool and gray out and I have a longish bus ride ahead of me… bust out the melancholic on public transit playlist!!!

wait did you guys even know stats could be THIS in our favor? I didn’t think we knew how to do that

does anyone have $900 i can borrow so i can go to a playoff hockey game

my beautiful niece whomst we are babysitting this week!!! behold her

me last night (sowing)

i’m just like an astronaut!!! both of my outlooks are not working!!!!

found out that a coworker went to their first ever flyers game last night and I nearly wept from joy at the idea... imagine experiencing flyera hockey like THAT for your first game

The Philadelphia Flyers are the fourteenth team to qualify for the 2025-2026 playoffs.

you would not BELIEVE the tension in my house right now

that's right, one more time this season, it's time for

aaaaaaaa (me yelling about the flyers)

turned 34 and immediately had to start watching my sodium intake. the pickle rations are meager but important for morale

what’s a pspsps get you these days anyway

just buttered it into a one lane left hand side parallel parking spot under pressure. I am like a king or perhaps a god

I love my friends I love my family!!!!! wow!!!!!

Shit is pretty bleak right now. We need a new kind of cheese

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

hello bluesky I have returned from the depression cave

thought too hard about the chicks’ cover of landslide, crying in the walk-in about it