@charlieoconn.bsky.social Charlie, I need help, and I’m not sure who else to turn to. Last night at the game, Gritty had another costumed mascot with him- a mouse. I can’t find any info about who… or WHY. What’s the deal?? My friends and I are desperate to find out!

Watching a doc about Japanese host clubs

he had that shit on

CARE BEAR PARTY BUS FOREVER

getting good at parallel parking is one thing, getting good at parallel parking on the left side of chestnut at rush hour is best left for wizards or perhaps professional stunt drivers

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thank u dairy farmers of wisconsin™ for the bounty which we are about to receive

sometimes we walk alongside some of penn’s campus and see classes going on through the windows and all I think about is

everyone be quiet my stories are on

the sandwich wanter is displeased at being babyheld for her attempted crime

You’ll Be OK

the sandwich of your dreams: american, muenster, havarti and honey ham with whole grain mustard, mayo, herb sprinkle, and sliced pickles, delicately butter-griddled on thick sliced multigrain. the cross cut made me feel like a geologist

you thought it was done after thanksgiving? you fool. you moron!! Christmas is coming and everyone wants a charcuterie board!!!

almost bought cigarettes in case u were wondering what the distress levels are at on this drive

not now babe it's infishtructure week

My meddlesome vizier has fixed the wireless printer and thus earned himself another sunrise

up late plotting for my birthday which is not for another four months but you can NEVER be too prepared

bears vs eagles game should feature sir david attenborough as a talking head

worked eight hours, drove for three therefore I have earned the right to eat three kinds of pie on one plate this fine evening

BITCH I LIVED

let’s go lesbians!!!! we’re almost there

one day they're going to open a store that sells clothing that fits my body correctly and it's going to be completely over for many of u

[sits bolt upright in bed, fully clothed] [feral screeching]

can you IMAGINE

it’s only tuesday

aaaaaaaaa (dats me yellin)

bigfoot used to be so small… now she is Enormous…

no stress dreams about work tonight lads, maybe thanksgiving will be okay after all

Leg

does anyone have $300 they’re not using

the holiday-minded customers are upon us!!!!!

a car absolutely blasting mr brightside just stopped at the intersection in front of my house before peeling out on a green light, perfectly timed to fade into the distance on an “I NEVERRRRRR–“

sorry but I am still thinking about this. I will maybe be thinking about this forever youtu.be/d2XUcKZrtGA

NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE THE AHL IS DOING IT!!!

Imagine not having a place to shower. Days without being able to get clean. Nowhere to go. We already have the shower trailer. We just need a truck to haul it so we can bring free showers and dignity to people in NJ. We are only a few hundred dollars short. Every dollar helps. gofund.me/0b71593db

honeynut squash, dino kale and baked salmon for dinner… cold weather vibes are thru the roof in this house

update from Mimi’s new mama: Mimi and her new sister are best friends already and love playing and cuddling together 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Yeah, I’m American. Yeah, I’m fat and eat burger.

time to build a lego poinsettia and blast the #1 most important holiday song: ho ho hopefully by the maine

wait

pssh I’ve had plenty of deeply unsettling “digital relationships,” where’s my fawning NYT profile

“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938 zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context

A quick study of Equestrian portrait of Louis XIV I took some shrimperties 🦐

FIVE HUNDRED MEN SACKED FOR REFUSING TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE

successful corn chowder moment!!!