This year's poster! If u r at the Jazzfest Friday, May 1, come see my group, The Pfister Sisters, in the Economy Hall tent! It is our 46th year playing there! Good night from New Orleans.

In my flower pot.

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I finished major revisions to my manuscript. I've written a comedic novel with heart. This book is a major departure for me, but I like what I've written, and I want people to read it. Will send out a couple of Hail Mary queries to publishers/agents, and then most likely self-publish. Wish me luck.

This. This. This. This.

Fair

Former MN Gov and WWE wrestler Jesse Ventura says Vince and Linda McMahon inducted Trump into the WWE Hall of Fame as a quid pro quo for Trump having DOJ kill federal sex charges against Vince.

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star JK Simmons!

Oddly, a bunch of people I know online and in the "real" world all have books coming out, including me. And since we're all a little shy about publicizing ourselves, if you've got a book coming out in April, hop on this thread and tell everyone what it is and where to buy it!

To be a good liar you have to remember your lies. This situation arises when someone tells so many lies that they can’t even remember which one is which.

The mayor in Jaws was a terrible mayor. And being America, he was STILL mayor in the sequel.

Are we getting Trojan Horsed?

🇨🇦💔 Tonight the CN Tower will dim for 5 minutes at the top of every hour in honour of Air Canada pilots Antoine Forest and Mackenzie Gunther who died in the plane crash at LaGuardia Airport

She saw a need and rescued a dog who was protecting the tiny kitten and when they got out of the traumatic situation it was all Love and Gratefulness 💞💞💞💞

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I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. Someday, I hope I’ll be a bouillonaire.

Buongiorno.

The fucking hypocrisy… www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Delta is officially suspending travel perks for members of Congress until Republicans stop blocking TSA funding.

And of course, the Senate confirmed him.

I’m gonna open a restaurant called “I Made Too Much Spaghetti” so not only are you coming for a delicious meal, you’re doing me a favor.

This is Luke, named by a Chicago birding friend for his leucistic beauty. 😊 Luke knows he's the coolest looking dude in town. #birds

again I point out how strange it is that high-level diplomatic negotiations of war and peace are being conducted by freelancers Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner, both of whom have egregious conflicts of interest, and not the actual secretary of state

Sitting on my porch in Lawrence. It is 92 degrees, I am drinking actual lemonade made with actual lemons, and I am listening to the first Boston album. It honestly could be 1987.

Operation Epic Failure is going exactly how you would expect it to go when it’s led by Trump, Republicans, and their Oligarchs pals who are desperate to distract from the Epstein Files.

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Why is he lying on a bed that has Strawberry Shortcake pillows?

KEEP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES KEEP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES KEEP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES KEEP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES

Hold up, Duffy is in jeans, I thought we were supposed to dress up to go to the airport?

I’d love to be this happy again.

Want one of my paintings at a super duper low price?? $150 for either of these… message me💜

The bedrock belief of the supremacist spirit is that life must be earned, and those who fail to earn it deserve to suffer and die.

Kick a hornet’s nest, it's the hornets that decide when it’s over.

TRUMP DOESN'T CARE WHO DIES FOR HIS LIES! The outdated A-10 WARTHOG is not stealthy or quick. A problem against an adversary utilizing state-of-the-art air defenses. The cost of maintaining the bird was “eye-watering”... $20,000 per hour. www.alternet.org/trump-iranwa...

In the #Afroman case, the Ex-wife of the cop received a protective order. How was he still permitted to be a cop? I know next to nothing about this case, but for what my daughter just mentioned.

ICE is raping and impregnating the little girls they kidnapped and are keeping in their concentration camps.

Beauty and kindness

Well, it ain't worked on me.

I just wanted to share this capture of glittering sunlight on the wishing trees at Avebury.

This rarely-seen Glass Octopus was caught by an underwater robot during an expedition off the Phoenix Islands.

Grok just downright lying to cover up what Donald Trump said about the death of Robert Mueller? Fix your busted ass AI, Elon.