Me, hosting my first orgy ....

John Candy and Catherine O'Hara made the world a better place. Canada and the world is a better place for them having existed.

I guess my wish for Canadians in 2026 is for everyone to really, really let your imagination run wild about what a better world would look like, and then apply that to our political landscape, and refuse the options on offer, and talk to your friends and neighbours about it

To rejuvenate the baseball spirits with spring training starting soon, quote skeet this with a random baseball player. John Olerud.

Go Bills! 🦬

Road DAWGS. 😤

Happy Boxing Day to all those who celebrate!!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! 🎅

Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers Me:

The grink may be out of my sight, but never out of my mind. The grink will always be in my heart. Happy holidays.

in this house we cherish the holiday classics 🎄

Snow Angels Canada is an experiment in kindness: Please help if you can or share with someone who might be able to - our volunteers are trying their best but are overwhelmed. The demand for assistance currently exceeds our ability to help. ❄️😇🍁 snowangelscanada.ca

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Wow what a loser

I suspected I was old. Now officially confirmed ... 👴

I miss it already. CHEERS! 🥃 www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

The G̶r̶e̶a̶t̶ Traitorous One. 🍁

‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've attended The Who 🎯 RUSH 🥁 The Tragically Hip 🍁 Prince 💜 The Rolling Stones 💋

Canadian @buffalobillsnfl.bsky.social fan checking in for my annual tradition of cheering FOR the @detroitlions.bsky.social and AGAINST the dallas cowboys. 🍻🦃🏈🦃🍻

Mo-Fred’s: Movember week 3. 👨🏽

Do you live in Canada and either need help with snow shoveling and/or are willing to help? Check out snowangelscanada.ca ❄️😇

My 19th and penultimate Movember campaign has now officially started and my moustache is in need of your support. Please consider donating to my #Movember efforts and help me to once again change the face of men’s health. movember.com/m/moldnont?m...

Let’s do this thing!

Well Jays fans, that's three ...

Not sure of the protocol - just let me know if it’s too early to start dropping hints on my Christmas wish list.

Well, this worked yesterday … let’s try it again: Celebrating in advance - I continue to #WantItAll. 🏆

Celebrating in advance - I also now #WantItAll. 🏆

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

GO JAYS GO! 🍺⚾👍

If I have to have this song stuck in my head then so do all of you .... 🎼🎶 The Primitives - Crash 🎶🎵 youtu.be/1y7NGqfZteg?...

The Yankees haters said they couldn't do it. No way they could come back in the series. That they'd fail when it mattered most. And we were 100% right. Honestly, great call by us haters. ❤️⚾🍁

Listen. If you didn't want to be seen as the Twitter escape pod, you shouldn't have deliberately fostered a community of people so united by their contempt for arbitrary authority and love of absolute free speech that they were willing to abandon a platform they'd been using for 15 years

Alas. The f'rtune of mine own fantasy football team is directly did tie to yond of the Bills of Buffalo.

Go Bills.

Think it’s common knowledge that a BJ is better than a Yank. Just saying. ⚾️

Bubblegumbo.

Honey Labubu. (I’m SO sorry.)

New kitchen chalkboard just dropped .,,

CalGary (Busey) Stampede. (Am I getting closer?)

L❤️LA.

Patrick Mahomes Depot - is this anything??!! 🏈

Led Zeppelynda Carter - is this anything? cc/ @lyndacarter.bsky.social

𝐅𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐲 𝐓𝐨𝐰𝐧 Lincoln M 8 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘰. ⭐▪️▪️▪️▪️ TOO FUNKY!!! Recently took my family here hoping that the funk level would not be too high because I am not fan. Unfortunately is is very funky up in here. Wish this place would consider lowering the funk level for those of us who do NOT want the funk.

all blunt rotations are a nightmare when you respect your body as a temple