Lol nice try no such thing

New research provides a comprehensive annotation of cucumber lncRNAs using RNA-Seq data and offers insights into their potential regulatory functions in cold stress responses. #JASHS https://doi.org/10.21273/JASHS05517-25#JASHS#plantscience

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

#rstats in the wild

I've been working on this then it hit me. Is this RhizoVision Tron? With open hardware and software, we can accelerate root, soil, and microbiome research. First, we have to solve the segmentation challenge of roots on soil so everyone can do it. www.rhizovision.com

move crisp, get out the way 🤭

My use of the em-dash with respect to LLMs

🍁 Positional variation rather than salt stress dominates changes in 3D leaf shape patterns in cucumber canopies doi.org/10.1093/insi... #model #PlantScience

New PI mutuals who want in on "what do now" groupchat... dm

Last few days to apply to this position! Come join us to model plant stress responses across species in this @cropxr.bsky.social PhD position! 🌱🌽🌾🥬🌡️

I know this is too general and context-free but if I never again see the words "low-hanging fruit" to describe research, it will be too soon. At this point, it might be safer to assume that all low-hanging fruits of science are already picked and whatever we collect with such ease is rotten.

A gift from a student 😂

Lab technicians, what are some “bench” secrets PIs don’t know? Replies are shocking 👇😳

I'm looking for a postdoc in quantitative ecology / macroecology to start in summer/fall 2025 in my lab at Oklahoma State University. Please spread the word www.gilbertecology.com/opportunities

Putting “artisanal trash word connoisseur” in my bio

📜 CLAVATA signalling shapes barley inflorescence by controlling activity and determinacy of shoot meristem and rachilla 🧑‍🔬 @isaiavardanega.bsky.social, @simonrdg.bsky.social, et al. 📔 @natcomms.nature.com 🔗 www.nature.com/articles/s41... #️⃣ #PlantScience #PlantDevelopment #Barley #PlantStemCells

I almost forgot. Today is the perfect date. 😀

If you're teaching a graduate level course, I beg you to include a module on how to schedule and run a meeting. Time zones, calendar invites, links, agendas, minutes, chairing. Together we can be the change we so desperately need.

Tariff-free joy flows from Canada to the world—receive this heartfelt and positive export from the land of resilience and love. 🍁🧡 (and forward the positive vibes)

babe what if we kissed outside the temporary hospital for scurvy-ridden whalemen who had been trapped in the ice for months

@jennbrophy.bsky.social Really enjoyed your NAPPN talk. I think you'll get to where you beat nature sooner than you think, but as you said, under specific environmental conditions. Can't wait to see where you take it.

they call me

Post a female character that you love

I am very very jealous that this family on Prince Edward Island (Canada) had a small meteor hit their sidewalk and managed to catch it on their door cam in what is likely the first audio and visual recording of a meteor strike! youtu.be/F_1xInfNMok?...

Does anyone following me own a 3D scanner (or use one at work)? Not a phone app, looking for someone with stand-alone hardware experience

I think anyone who did a modicum of research about what Farage and Boris were saying could see through the lies. People were convinced they would take their country back from EU bureaucrats, but they took a faltering economy into the drain. FWIW, I was living there and voted "stay" when it happened.

This should be blown up to poster size and pasted on Brexiter walls.

My tomato developmental series is complete 🍅💚🧡❤️ 🧶 click on image to see the whole thing! #knitting #plantscience #tomato

Manatee and Calf (FL), Nesting Bald Eagle (PA), Blue Heron (NJ), Bison (MO), Wild Turkey (CA)

This is also a general support line. The number below is the US line but it is also available in Canada at (877) 330-6366. If you are in crisis or need someone to talk to, give them a call. And remember- you are not alone ❤️

I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...

#AdventOfCode #RStats Day 04 Loopocylpse. I haven't done much matrix stuff for a while so I just looped all the things. Used a "kernel"-like approach for the directions in the end.

#AdventOfCode #RStats Day 03 Burned a bit by an assumption that the lines in the file had any relevance. Not relevant until pt 2. Tricksy Hobbitses.

And if their demands aren’t met Sony is threatening to release the whole movie on December 13

#AdventOfCode Day 2. Was tricky because I missed a case in the text for "no change".

Here's my attempt at #AdventOfCode Day 1!

🚨Looking for two PhD students to join our lab in Fall' 25🚨 If you know someone that loves/works with Neotropical birds and/or species interactions, and is looking for a PhD please share this with them! (application deadline is January 3rd). More info here --> montanolab.com/join-us/

I don't know how y'all feel, but the "deals" everywhere this year are just trash anyway. Should make it easy to support these workers.

I really like the threading on bsky, but I wish it were collapsible like on Reddit. So if a response to a big account and it's ensuing responses can be collapsed if it's less interesting, and I can see what the other response threads are.

Them: "Are you a data analyst?" Me: "No, but I did sleep at an Excel Inn & Suites last night."

I know retrospectives are more of a post-Christmas thing, but I'm in the mood this morning. After removing all the white-washed stories of how Thanksgiving came to be, it is by far my favorite holiday. Because it's about getting the family together, cooking good food for them and with them, ...

Totally didn't just watch this for 30 minutes.