Yes! And Mel Brooks’ 100th is next month!

the entire BBC

Anyone else excited about David Attenborough’s 100th birthday tomorrow?

I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is flicking a raw vienna sausage

“At a ceremony at the French national assembly attended by Nobel prize winners, MPs, decorated scientists & academics, all attention was on a previously unknown professor receiving the Gold Medal of Philology..But the award was invented by him..He had bought the medal for €250 to present to himself”

What a cool idea! Keep the pressure! @redactedreadingroom put all 3.5 million pages of the Epstein files bound together in 3,437 volumes of books, on display in a new exhibit in Tribeca. David Garrett, one of the organizers, says the goal is to push for the release of all of the files. #Pinks

I’ve got one hand in my pocket and the other one’s holding a glass of wine

I for one support the use of "dickheads" in all media releases. At least it shows it was written by a human, and didn't come out of a data centre !

Pure poetry from the Victorian Premier "There’s always a risk of bad behaviour from a few dickheads at every public gathering" #springst #vicpol #FIFAWorldCup #WorldCup #FedSquare #Soccer

“Of interest,” as they say. #Soccer #FIFA #WorldCup #FIFAWorldCup

Oh wow! Puffins you say? Here across the ocean(s), I haven’t thought of puffins in many years. And yet there they are. What a joy! :)

Update on Frederick McCubbin's former home at Mount Macedon; the home where he painted The Pioneer. Resident Trevor Hoare has filed for adverse possession of the property, which he's been living in for 23 years. He speaks exclusively to ABC Central Victoria. #Art www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05...

#MetGala This is what those who chose not to go (🫡👏👏) missed out on. My picks of the ridics! (Sorry I know I’m adding oxygen but couldn’t help myself- pls forgive) (All these images are Getty btw)

🤯🤯 WOAH HOW MANY DRY ENDS OF CUCUMBERS OR WASTED GLADWRAP OVER THE YEARS. #Cucumber #Cucumbers #FoodStorage

Travis Reyes survived a horror military aircraft crash but what came after was a two-year battle from doctors across Australia and the US to save his life.

Eastern Spinebill enjoying an autumn splash #BirdOfTheDay #Stretched #birdbath #bids #birdphotography #actionphotography #naturePhotography #australianBirds #aussie

It says two cloves. You put four cloves. Facts.

The consensus seems to be that this Goya dog painting is forlorn or he might even be drowning/looking up at an absent god but this is just what dogs look like when they want cheese

A video posted on social media appears to show a dad lying on railroad tracks on top of his son while a train passes over them in Bhairab, Bangladesh. A railway manager said they were both safe after the incident.

A valiant effort but yeah. We peaked early!

What a disaster Getting used to this. #AFLDogsFreo

Marvellous! Don’t want to put the Moz on it but as the commentators are saying “composure… class… they’re not conceding anything, the Dogs…” #AFLDogsFreo

Wooooo! #AFLDogsFreo Are we back?? Scotty West I mean Riley West and before him The Bont…. Yasssss!!

Well, I mean… #whcd #WhiteHouse #Trump

Best reax from @overusedhandle.bsky.social: “Is swiftly in the room with us right now?” 😂

‼️ In Russia’s Public Chamber, they have begun openly criticizing the “special military operation.” Colonel Valery Pegasov stated that commanders are sending soldiers across minefields in order to clear them in this way, and also that they are misappropriating payments and failing to pay personnel.

Quiche to go in oven at 6.10pm. I set the timer & was just moseying around, then I hear a dog barking but not my dog & wonder which neighbour got a new dog? Where are the barks coming from? Over the back fence? Then I realise it’s from my phone. One of my kids must’ve changed my alert to a dog bark.

absolute bullshit. Why have we bexome such a cruel and selfish country? A pet can be the only thing bringing a reason to live for some people. While I have not been homeless, my dogs have been my only joy and reason to get up in the morning.

Hey ho, let’s go! 50 years since that seminal #Ramones album. Great write-up by @dancondon.bsky.social on its history and influence. @punkrockhistory.bsky.social #Punk #PunkMusic www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

@alexkidman.bsky.social Nice cross on News Radio just then about the changing of the guard at Apple! (Very informative)

She seems to have an invisible touch She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart She seems to have an invisible touch It takes control and slowly tears you apart Genesis 19:86

You’re never too old for too much screen time 😂

Hahaha! He thought it was real. Hahahaha. Not that I’d know; I’m not religious. But therefore I wouldn’t quote a “bible verse” and therefore would never quote a…. Quentin Tarantino made-up “bible verse.” (Which, interestingly, I CAN actually quote. Because… the film. Such a game-changing movie) 😂

“Forgettable, in so many ways, for the Dogs,” says whoever the hell said that on the 7 commentating team. Nup. That’s incorrect. I’m NOT forgetting this one in a hurry. #AFLCatsDogs

Seven goals in 14 minutes anyone? #AFLCatsDogs

Why am I still watching this? #AFLCatsDogs

So true; The final line of this report: The British Royal Family fumbled their finest asset. #HarryAndMeghan #MeghanAndHarry

Love this report… except the last bit when they talk about #Meghan at her girls retreat in Sydney and how much it cost. Like, as if(!) $$$ #HarryAndMeghan #MeghanAndHarry

At least someone’s having fun 😭😭 Harry’s a Western Bulldog now but at least he hasn’t had to put up with this horrific first half and is attending the other code. #AFLCatsDogs

CAN THE DOGGIES PLEASE START TO PLAY SOME AUSTRALIAN RULES FOOTBALL LIKE THEY DID IN THE FIRST FOUR ROUNDS THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER #AFLCatsDogs

She speaks so well. #MeghanAndHarry #HarryAndMeghan #Meghan #Bullying #OnlineTrolls #ClickbaitMedia Dare I hashtag… #Murdoch

Harry and Meghan at the Scar Tree event. #KoorieHeritageTrust Reporter explaining there were not many police and no motorcades, which the British Media tried to gaslight about before their visit.

You know what? His work with the sherrin wasn’t bad for a first-timer. Nice to see guidance from Trelor, Libba and Kennedy but where was The Bont?? #GODOGS #AFL #PrinceHarry

Of course I didn’t expect anything less from Harry. #GODOGS #AFL #PrinceHarry

Diana Connell, who advocates for housing, Domestic and Family Violence safety & financial independence for women, had this to say after #Meghan visited the McAuley Community Services for Women, a homeless & family violence shelter, in Melbourne today. #MeghanAndHarry #HarryAndMeghan

The cyclist must’ve been surprised…

It’s where he painted one of Australia’s most famous paintings, triptych The Pioneer, but now Frederick McCubbin’s delapidated home on Mount Macedon is the subject of a Court case. Claims of “black mould, evidence of vermin and wheelie bins collecting rainwater.” #Art www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

Aaaah Ed. As if things couldn’t get any worse. What am I even still doing watching this oh god how disappointing #AFLHawksDogs

Well my Kayo subscription isn’t exactly paying dividends so far #AFLHawksDogs