The metro tunnel stations are not plastered in advertising yet, and it’s unnerving

a lot of you are asking, so here’s the truth: the new Phineas and Ferb is just as good as the original show, and arguably better

me, an Australian, reading breathless reports about Texas primaries

There are too many moons nowadays. Please eliminate fourteen. I am not a crackpot

how do you do fellow bluesky user, would you care to discuss

for easy clean up, simply leave spilled rice on the floor until it dries out

people think the Kurds are the Fremen, don’t they

no deal Bowen (continues filling plastic bags at bowser)

Kyle Sandilands has been deployed to Iran. receiving word of mass surrender

is there a number to call to report TV hosts self-radicalising via podcast? we need a fridge magnet for this

Vibes war

fuck you Neil

pleased to realise that my reductionist, wafer-thin opinion on the latest thing aligns perfectly with all my other opinions. I am *unassailable*

This is real, this is real life, somehow. rutherford.house.gov/media/press-...

oh no

what led to this. What happened here

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

do you think, just for a second, he thought it was a stripogram

Australian media and politicians when Pauline does the exact same thing she’s been doing for thirty years

Terrible industry news.

more like Loseter Olympics

babe wake up, Disney wife just dropped www.reddit.com/r/TooAfraidT...

Angus Taylor is the Brendan Nelson of Scott Morrisons

Angus Taylor, ordering coffee: one cup of cino thanks

the bitcoin, the

more like Sussan Flee

Haha yes!! A new entry in my favourite online genre

Grace Tame has that magic Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg ability to drive all the very worst people crazy; the only thing they hate more than a person with integrity is a young woman with integrity

the tribe exiled me to the edge of the island

Extremely sad news about the great cartoonist Jon Kudelka. Far too young.

so if Epstein is still alive who did he vote for

You're The Boyce

I love to see the story of Melania

big shout out to my neighbour, hosing nothing visible off his driveway, while it’s raining. you fabulous idiot

two eps into Wonder Man and it’s a delight so far. Really great, unexpectedly restrained buddy comedy about acting.

if I had a time machine I’d go back and kill the guy who decided that every metal vocalist had to sound like a choking clown

are you all in a group chat that decides The Show We Are Watching or something? because no one told about the gay hockey show. I think I’ve been behind since Tiger King

I don't think that's a 'code'

something I think about way too often is that chorus in ‘Without Us’ (aka the theme from Family Ties) contains the line “and there ain’t no nothing we can’t love each other through” which is a *triple negative*

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

a seismic week in politics, and yet again pundits underplay the return of El Maco

has Albo just Bradburied the coalition?

I assume this is some kind of langoliers thing

manifesting

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