I hope they've remembered to bring their jukebox money.

Do you have elderly people..? Why not keep them in this stylish display case.

So, just moved from "four seasons in one day Melbourne" to Brisvegas and it's been raining non-stop for the entire fkn day...!! What sorcery is this. 🤔

ICYMI- yesterday's #Iran cartoon for @australia.theguardian.com

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Been standing here for 15 minutes. Nothing!

It’s so funny he can’t walk anymore...

Someone tell Pam Bondi it's time to talk about the Epstein files. The Dow is under 50,000.

And he was never seen again... 😂

A tip for fellow red wine enthusiasts... 🍷 This red blend available from Dan Murphys for a mere $9 is seriously good drinking for a mid-week quaffer. It's from Portugal... Yes I know it's the weekend but it's hard to go past it. 😉 #redwine

Michaelia Cash arrives for the #LibSpill #auspol

Let’s do the Time Warp again. And again. And again… #auspol #libspill

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

I just learned the Governor of Victoria is Margaret Gardner. This is her greeting a heinous war criminal who cheerfully autographed bombs that killed children. It’s lovely that we have these leaders in our community, someone to look up to and emulate. #VicPol #AusPol

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

The Government rejected criticism that the new social cohesion measures were restricting free speech. “Not at all. We celebrate free expression – provided that the expression is silent, pre-approved and happening somewhere else." theshovel.com.au/2026/02/10/s...

The beatings will continue until social cohesion improves. #auspol #nswpol #sydneyprotest

Not mine, but had to share

It’s nice to be back in Melbourne. 😆

Wait until the British press get their hands on the unredacted Epstein files… It’s going to be a fkn field day…!!!

Current mood...

It's our final night staying with our friends on the Sunshine Coast and they're making us watch #AustralianIdol and I just want to kill myself.

Swalwell: Nobody wants to perform there. Everyone who had been booked is now canceling since this guy put his name on it. I think he’s trying to save himself the humiliation of no one wanting to perform there or go there.

Who needs IKEA when you can make your own shelves for a gold coin.

Our friends on the Sunshine Coast say they won't return to Melbourne because "they don't feel safe there anymore." I said I've always felt safe and never encountered a situation where I felt unsafe. It's not like I hang around King St at 4:00am. They watch CH7 News. 🙄😐

But what about the drag queens....???!!! #NotaDragQueen

The layout of Coles supermarkets is fkn shit. #Coles

Can confirm...

Hey Siri, show me something I could literally give zero fucks about... #abc730 #auspol #Springst #NSWpol