Americans have more money in stocks than ever before. But while the market's climb may be inflating their accounts, they are more exposed than ever to a potential market slump. https://cnn.it/48JrlQS

I will never not find this funny... 😅😅 www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFjD...

My iphone is currently displaying a sign that says it needs to "cool down" before I can use it. WELL CALM TF DOWN THEN YA CUNT...!

So did anyone else see a dead body floating down a river yesterday or was it just me.

PLEASE READ: I just received this text msg which says in English that the Ping river near my hotel is flooding. I was walking in that direction anyway and stopped to have a look and I SHIT YOU NOT amongst the debris was the dead body of an adult male.

Current status update….

New 2025 Instrumental remix of Fashion by David Bowie... #DavidBowie #Bowieforever #Bowie #Music www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzaV...

Thought it would be sensible to take my cheap reading glasses to Thailand instead of my expensive ones and now the cheap ones have snapped in half and I now look like Benny fkn Hill.. Fuck my life. 🙄

Here we go again….

@davehooper.com so last night I took a leaf out of Big Dave's "Get on the piss and see a live band" book and went to see this terrific reggae band called "Croissant" at the Roots Rock Reggae bar in Chiang Mai. A fun night was had by all.

Here we go again….

“Panadol Rapid has been proven to give autism twice as fast as regular Panadol,” warned Robert Kennedy Jr. theshovel.com.au/2025/09/23/w...

Fk me fkn dead. I'm not sure how much more of this bullshit I can put up with. Yes, I realise this particular container uses 85% less plastic than the larger container, that's because IT'S A SMALLER FKN CONTAINER....!! FFS. 🙄

So WTF am I supposed to do with this..? 🤔

We have quite a lot of monkeys living around here. There are two types. One is the common macaque which can be a right cvnt, and the other is the lovely dusky leaf monkey which is usually very shy. This one didn't seem too fussed when I filmed him having a snack this morning. 🙂

All I've had for dinner tonight was toast and red wine because anything else just seemed like too much of an effort. I think there might be some chocolate in the fridge if I feel like "dessert".

The other day I went to get some AA batteries from the local hardware shop at Batu Ferringhi and the young Malaysian shop assistant was so cute and funny… She asked which brand would you like? We have two types; Panasonic and “Every day”. I think I’ll have the “Every day” ones, I said. 😆

There are pros and cons of living in Penang but one of the absolute corkers is being able to get fresh coconut juice from a roadside stall for $1.50. Here's one I got an hour or so ago...🥥 🏝️ I filmed it to share with youse... 😋

Where do horses go when they get sick? To the horse-pital! Just kidding, they get shot.

Here’s another one…

I’ve seen a few posts like this… Do you think they’re for real or just scams. 🤔

Modi to Xi and Putin: "Have you guys seen his hand? Lord Vishnu said He will kaput soon"

I have literally spent the whole day doing exactly this... 😄😄 #Bowieforever

#auspol #WhiteTrash #MarchForAustralia

If you wait long enough to cook dinner, everyone will eat cereal. Follow me for more recipes.

#auspol #WhiteTrash #MarchForAustralia

The Nazis having a totally normal one as expected at their big bogan day out parade...😆😂🤣😅😆😂🤣 Sound up for this one... #auspol #WhiteTrash #MarchForAustralia

Recently I’ve taken up painting. Obviously I have no talent but whatever I’ll give it a go…

Lazy day so today I created an instrumental version of the David Bowie song Ricochet and made a video to go with it... What do you use think...? youtu.be/uDIlZQHH8cI #Bowie #DavidBowie

"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!" Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

I'm not suggesting these things are related... But they are. #DavidBowie #Bowie #ThingsTurningtoShit

The uprising will be swift and brutal. 🦜🦜

Another $800 million to the US for AUKUS, bringing the total to $1.6 billion sent to the US this year. This money goes straight into the US military, no strings attached and no clawback.

Good to see @albomp.bsky.social offer a frank character assessment of the odious Mark Latham on #abc730 last night. What a vile excuse for a human being. #auspol

Dentist: I think you need a crown. Me: You're not the first person to tell me that.

I'm old enough to remember when this wasn't a regular occurrence... 🤔😐

The Elmo account on Twitter just posted this. The account was reportedly hacked

Eww. Craig McLachlan is calling his new show "Live and Intimate"? Given his gross inappropriate behaviour in the past, who thought using the word intimate was a good idea? Or the creepy smile in the main photo? I wouldn't attend this even if the event was free or all proceeds went to charity. Vomit.

BYD’s electric truck sales are exploding. 🚛⚡ June 2025 saw a 333% YoY jump, and H1 sales surged 711% to 30,344 units. While others talk, BYD delivers—at scale. This isn’t a blip, it’s a freight train. The electric commercial shift has arrived—and BYD’s driving it. 📈🔋 #EV #BYD #Trucks #LFP

Man who was so out of his depth he drowned an entire economy is now giving opinions on people being out of their depth, I can’t breathe.

If you’re a fan of 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later don’t bother watching 28 Years Later. It’s shit.

The Pitch: Ahn’s Brush With Shame Ahn Do sits down and chats with a current or former senior executive or board member of the ABC while they apologise for some shit thing they did after losing an expensive court case, while he paints their portrait First up Ita Buttrose

Nazi Germany. That’s what you’ve become.

Happy #SocialistSunday to those who observe it 🙂✊🏻