There is no fourth floor in our apartment.

Whatever happened to this guy?

Good on the Guardian for this. I'm astonished at how many journalists at other organisations don't seem to know this or think that it's important to mention. Coalition politicians keep claiming it's net zero causing rising costs without any pushback

Well I think it's about that time of the evening when it calls for a bit of valium.

Joke of the day.. Knock knock. Who's there..? Dan. Dan who..? Dan Tehan. #auspol #abc730

Liberals landing on Net Zero. The Age

Well she’s not wrong …

Rare footage of me at the Lane Cove Club circa 1999... 😆

Me most mornings.... 😆 Sound up..

#BREAKING: Picture leaked from today's Liberal Party policy meeting. #AusPol

Just spent $6 for a digital luggage weighing thing. A wise investment I think..

A terrific article from Scott Phillips on the dangers of 30+ year mortgages and what it means for your super. Essential reading for home buyers out there... #auspol www.fool.com.au/2025/11/10/t...

Still fkn waiting...

In Malaysia I can buy medications that would ordinarily require a script from a GP in Australia without one directly from the pharmacy. If you just want a repeat why TF should you have to see a GP.🤔 It's a waste of everyone's time and money, especially when GP appointments are hard to come by. 🙄

Just a reminder…

They may have mastered many things but one thing that has eluded the Chinese is the ability to make a half decent dessert… This sweet icy muck is called Cendol..

Getting my BrisVegas headware sorted...

Four months to go until I can access my super.

Russell Crowe has torn into Sussan Ley for trying to smear PM Albo after he wore a Joy Division Band T-Shirt. “What’s the point of that? We all know it’s a band name. What are you f**king talking about?”🔥 #auspol #AlboPM

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?

She’s fkn back again…!!!! 😂😂😂

Asian Karen is not happy her meal hasn’t arrived at the table yet…

Hey Siri, show me something I could literally give zero fucks about..

RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible

Apparently according to grok this is more or less accurately correct. Are people really in this situation........? #auspol

Just got a text from another resident in the complex... "Are you going to the AGM this Saturday coz that motherfcuker is going to be there and I need back up..." Oddly enough I new who he meant. I love it when ppl talk like me... 😅😅

Chris Bowen explains why Labor can roll out renewables without issues “Because we’re not distracted, we’re not divided & we’re not fighting ourselves” revealing Liberals are now calling the Nats “terrorists” “The party of Harold Holt is now the party of Andrew Bolt”💥💥 #QT

Meanwhile at the car boot sale ...

Why is no one ever the right amount of whelmed. 🤔

My therapist said I’m prone to catastrophising. That’s bad, isn’t it? It sounds bad.

Don't just take my word for it...

Prince Andrew: "It couldn't have been me because I have this condition where I can't sweat.." "Except when I'm absolutely mollied of my tits.."

Does anyone know how to stretch a favourite vintage t-shirt that is now too tight-fitting....? Asking for "a friend" who happens to be a fat cunt.

Happy Sunday 🌞🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Just shopping for some essential items for our trip back to Melbourne…

Anytime I hear what my voice actually sounds like

For a guy who can sniff-out entitlements faster than a truffle pig Luxon claiming here to know nothing about his investment properties never gets old. #nzpol

Me: I love collecting art but we have no more wall space left for any more nor can we afford it. Also me (after a few wines): "Oh, this portrait of the former King of Thailand looks nice..." Ka-ching $$... FML. 🙄

Andrew's obviously an odious cunt, but knowing what she knows, Fergie's a bit of a skank isn't she. 🤔

Child minding ...?? Perhaps not..... 😄