Not finished but cookin

Made an alt - follow if ya want :) @ctrlaltdanxxx.bsky.social

New PfP

My fat cock is tired today, so you get a Flex Friday instead.

slept in. now who’s coming over?

Pissing by yourself handsome?

watching my favorite NoES at the drive in - we’re so back 🥰

hi

One more time for the fit

my fave tuchus

happy humping

there is so much going on in the world here is my large butt

Just paid my rent

Someone order humps?

September 30th October 1st

G'mornin 😪

chest day :3

Midterm grade report IKTR

🍆🏊‍♂️

There’s room for 2…

I'm afraid I just blue myself.

float

👀

👻

Desperately in need to have my physical needs met (i.e. cuddles, making out, inappropriate touching, etc.)

Put your face in there

Still a little bit sleepy

just a thick hairy ass in your face

fresh haircut ✅ new phone case ✅ replaced my cracked screen protector ✅ feeling UNSTOPPABLE

Body Tea 💞

Yesterday, Spider-man 1 Today, Spider-man 2!

belly & bush

I'm a lil fuzzy

All is well

joining the war on #fcf on the side of the fat cocks

Oh god forgot to provide office updates

Still so exhausted 😴

Here’s a #tbt for you 😘

took this earlier 💕

Decided to match @gaypornboi1.bsky.social 😜

Happy to report on #humpday that I’m still here ✌🏽

I could just murder for a crispy dill pickle spear rn

Does the tylenol thing work for mpreg? trying new things in the bedroom lol