“And behind this door” fucking Price is Right coded speech. Bob Barker ass president

“Many..not many..like 12” - me telling people how many vodka+sodas I’ve had on a night out

Neckussy all out. Lying like a rug.

Bob.

Who hears may be incredulous Who witnesses believes

There WAS a murder on the dance floor

No Prisoner be— Where Liberty— Himself—abide with Thee— (Emily Dickinson, final text of a new work by Kevin Puts)

Hey there kiddo

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My moms are discussing what college I should go to.

Bears 🐻

At the end of this week, this song feels like the perfect mood: #protest

Not haunted or anything.

Unfortunately drunk Popeyes is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

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“It’s about 18 degrees in Newark. Does anyone really want to go? I know . . . But we’re going to go.” - Pilot on my flight out of LAX

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Me. Cher.

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LA has billboards for shows I’ve never even heard of . . .

Tonight.

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I needed to see the sun ✈️ LA

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Can’t believe I met the real biological Susan Boyle tn

Oh my god Susan Boyle is at Albatross

Relieved to find out he isn’t a dunkin guy.

I can’t stand to see my daddy Robby cry

Sick and binging The Pitt

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That was rude, heavy, that was rude.

Look, I’m all for gym upgrades and renovations, but is the best time to renovate half the gym really the first three weeks of January?

👋 oomf saw it first, or whatever we’re saying these days idfk

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Imagine shouting “Ryan” in this place

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Heyyah

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Hey

idk i’m not an Expert On The Region but like the venezuelan state is not currently occupied by the US nor does the US “run” it which makes NO MORE WAR IN VENEZUELA a key and achievable organizing goal?

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

Leaving the club at 8am with @antkne3.bsky.social was the best NYE a boy could ask for 💙💙

We’re startin.

I often get texts for someone named Patricia and this one was . . .

Wants smooch

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