Reading through Lorwyn: First Light and I don't know if this reference will make sense to anybody. But I can feel the presence of The Shadow Rift Domain of Dread deep in the *bones* of Lorwyn. Dead ruler, split fey factions, back-and-forth light-and-darkness. Are you there Arak? It's me, Gwydion.

Ugly has had an accidental run in with a random dwarven NPC. New Dwarven NPC: "I thought you were dead. What the fuck are you doing here?" Ugly, a Reborn (a Frankenstein's monster undead): "Well, I am kinda dead so you're not wrong." #CityofDoors

"There is no random inspection scheduled today. Seize them." #CityofDoors

Ugly trying to play music to speed up this line in Automata. Playing Through the Fire and the Flames, Guitar Hero style. #CityofDoors

we need this

Amanda, describing modrons: "That's like if you put the Brave Little Toaster through some AI bullshit. I hate it." #CityofDoors

Fred, party warlock, embracing his inner mall goth. #CityofDoors

Ugly relieving himself off the top of the moving castle, reminding everyone that in fact: adventurers poop too. #CityofDoors

Gurthrim, party druid, devotee of the Mushroom deity: "Do you all think the Mushroom lord might be bullshit?" #CityofDoors

"If Athos WAS sitting in a chair, he certainly wouldn't be doing so correctly." "Not a chance." #CityofDoors

Autoerotic exsanguination AGAIN. If I had a nickle etc etc. #CityofDoors

It's important to have a snack table at your orgies. #CityofDoors

I do have a milkshake. I will keep an eye in my yard for boys. #CityofDoors

Getting complimented by a player that I make truly insufferable and deplorable villains. :) A high praise for any DM to hear. #Thades

FUCK kyriakos, all my homies HATE kyriakos #thades

The vibes of #Thades.

#thades our recent sessions are just constantly us being like FUCK kyriakos all my homies hate kyriakos

patrice: you all didn't mean to be a cockblocker me: excuse! to a lady? clamjammer. alice: [agonized] NO!!!!! #Thades

The snow has arrived! 🌨️☃️ The salt trucks...not so much. 😬

"I'm going to Mind Spike Mr. Hentai Face..." if you do not give enemies names, the players will. this is a warning. #TyrannyDnd

Things I have referenced in #TyrannyDnD tonight: Shakespeare, Chronicles of Riddick. I contain multitudes.

"You shot goo right in my hentai face." #TyrannyDnD

This could be my second to last session using Unearthed Arcana Artificer rules. DON'T HECK ME UP D&D, I'm counting on you! #TyrannyDnD

The greatest betrayal the universe can foist upon one has befallen me. All of the sudden one of my favorite AO3 bookmarks is by Anonymous. Wherever you have gone my favoured author, I hope you are well. RIP to the cliffhanger you left.

We live in a niiiiiightmaaaare

Sitting on a work Teams meeting and all of the sudden I hear my name being thrown around and then my work being displayed/reviewed as a positive example for others. And like...sure that's great but you gotta WARN ME. Hearing my name out of nowhere with no warning on a 60+ person meeting...

Looking at the forecast...looks like we'll be getting a light dusting of snow next week. 🌨️☃️ Finally, the world will be right again. Dark at 5am, dark at 5pm, added snow for quiet. I can hide in piles of blankets and nap with my books and hot tea.

These are not the Soliders what is going on somebody anybody what is happening. #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Oh also. This episode is only 3.5 hours. MUCH more doable. Please keep this vibe. A solid 3-3.5 is good, let's do that. #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Solider's Table: a survivalist, a protector, a warrior, a bon vivant, and a clergyman set out into the wilds on a quest for revenge... #CriticalRoleSpoilers

"Kattigan's in his body." #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Here we gooooooo. #CriticalRoleSpoilers

James Bond supervillains are no longer remotely believable antagonists when we live in a world where this happens. SPECTRE wasn't even this over the top.

This has me SO excited about so many possibilities.

BREAKING: Democrat Corey O’Connor is elected Pittsburgh mayor, defeating Republican Tony Moreno. Follow AP for live updates.

RADIO SILENCE??? THEY GOT *RADIO SILENCE* TO DO THE MUMMY REVIVAL?? DONE. IN. NO QUESTIONS.

Hashtag democracy

Home from work and the time change has me absolutely famished. So I'm breaking the rules for the month to have a snack before dinner.

D&D cancelled for tonight, so it's that time again.

Got a haircut. The hair salon was playing Christmas music. Frosty has arrived. You cannot escape him. Or the magic in his old silk hat. You will be merry.

I have watched the first 2 episodes of IT: Welcome to Derry. And my opinion is: This show fuckin' SLAPS. I get vibes of both Fallout and Lovecraft Country and I mean those comparisons as HUGE compliments. 10/10, do recommend for horror fans and King fans.

Calm, lazy Saturdays are for paging through new TTRPG deliveries. My MCDM Draw Steel books have arrived!

A little #Daggerheart Halloween treat from Darrington Press! 🩸 ⚔️ As a Blood Hunter, you'll harness the power of hemocraft - better known as 'blood magic' - by exploring one of three new subclass options! Take Blood Hunter for a spin now on Demiplane for free ▶️ app.demiplane.com/nexus/dagger...

Nintendo dropping an enormous free content update for Animal Crossing is just...so fun and so wild. What on earth. New game play. New villagers. LEGO and Legend of Zelda furniture and clothing. BULK CRAFTING. Wild. Absolutely, brilliantly wild behavior. I would expect nothing less.

Listen. You can't play D&D in the Theros setting and NOT have Iroas and Mogis fuckin' nasty style throughout the ages. I'd say old man yaoi but really when can you call immortal deities "old." #Thades

I HAVE SO MANY LORE DROPS CHAMBERED AND WAITING. We are entering the "find out" stage of a number of things now!!! #Thades

"If you give a mouse a cookie...you end up in the underworld." #Thades

When a god of valorous battle and a god of bloodshed love each other very much... #Thades