Listen. Strange groundhogs emerging from burrows seeking shadows is no basis for a system of weather prediction. www.usatoday.com/live-story/n...

"What's a Wet Dave?" "It's vodka on the rocks that you let get to room temperature." "A round of Wet Daves for the party!" "She's giving Tiamat a Wet Dave. That's a whole different thing." #TyrannyDnD

The party decides to trade Val's life for the lives of all the villagers in the winter town. RIP to them and the frost vampire that will surely descend upon them with vengeance. It's Durim's fault, really. #TyrannyDnD

You know. It makes a whole lot of sense that reality is threatened by a being who, in the end, presents as a really disgruntled and petulant theater kid. Top notch, 10/10, aces, standing ovation.

Good morning to all the dungeon masters aka the power bottoms of D&D, and to them only.

For anyone wondering where @1001cranes.bsky.social might be, Bluesky has slapped a very nonsense restriction on their account until February 3rd. In their own words, "DIVA DOWN."

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muttering over my grimoire like

Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!

It's so cold even the deer want to come inside.

As the Big Snow slowly abates and leaves us buried in its blessings, I have at least one silver lining. I have a better point of reference/comparison for my D&D group(s) the next time I run Rime of the Frostmaiden.

Status report. Third round of shoveling for the day. The snow is high. The piles I've had to make are almost as tall as me now. Ice sheets beneath the snow. Zombies beneath the ice. The mole people beneath the zombies. Dinosaurs beneath the mole people. May be experiencing winter hallucinations.

Mother Nature says hello. 🌨️🥶

The millennial urge to see The Birds. A little pre-snowpocalypse trip to the National Aviary.

For people asking “why isn’t there a general strike?” earnestly, and not just to be a judgmental prick

Listening to my body and my body says it could be bedtime right now. Hmmmm. Much to ponder, much to think on.

Akil having revelations in #thades that he hasn't told the group yet so he's just doing this before bed

I LOVE D&D!!!! Tonight in #Thades! -Akil realized the party's legend MIGHT be getting a little out of control. Javrak's Irregulars have growing renown and stories to their name AND an associated symbol (the jaurel). Is that too much? Is the fabric of reality bending to their needs?

normal session thus far #Thades

"Wow, Will, god forbid a lesbian have a petrified AND an unpetrified wife!" #Thades

"Can Kapheira have advantage on rizzing all hot women?" "Yeah, yes that makes sense." #Thades

"Who can handle that many inches?" "Title of my sex tape." #Thades starting off strong

I do love having a balanced party for #Thades D&D. Every adventuring party's ideal composition should consist of: a saxophone, a tree, a lion, a steer, and a mermaid.

I do enthusiastically recommend 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple. It has everything. Ralph Fiennes cavorting among an expansive open air ossuary! Metal soundtrack! Giant donged zombie doing drugs! Teletubbies! The Devil from The Bible! Nia DaCosta did fantastic things. The set design is immaculate.

20 years ago: Player's Guide to Eberron was released. It gives ideas for making an Eberron character and a detailed guide to various aspects of the setting. ✍️: @aquela.com, @keith-baker.com 🎨: Wayne Reynolds #Eberron #DungeonsAndDragons #DnD #ThrowbackThursday eberron.fandom.com/wiki/Player%...

I do enjoy the trope of The Universally Respected Abstract Strategy Game of Perfect Information as a device for marking out The Chosen One(s)/ The Important Characters. Tak, Stones, Tiles, Cyvasse, Foundation, etc.

Now available for #Pathfinder, #Starfinder, & #Daggerheart NEXUS! Our first feature of the year: Campaigns! ⭐ ⭐ Campaigns are the shared home for players, game masters, NPCs, resources, encounters, and more. ⭐ More NEXUS platforms added every week! ⭐ Homebrew and Encounter Builder coming soon!

Bells Hells as Pokemon Trainers part 1 Trainer Imogen #criticalrolefanart #criticalrole

I am convinced that the fastest way to find something you thought you lost is to purchase another one of that thing. Inevitably you will go to place it in its New Spot and find the thing you thought you lost but in reality just forgot where you put it.

i dunno what you can say to get electeds to do anything if “they flashbanged a baby” doesn’t do it

A Spellguard Paladin who has sworn an oath to a specific noble spellcaster in the party. The bodyguard/noble trope is right there and perfect.

My entire view of Animal Crossing and #TyrannyDnD has shifted slightly because THIS IS SO EXTREMELY CORRECT.

Happy Animal Crossing 3.0 Release Day to all who celebrate. Let's see how our turnip economies are doing. Let's see how all those villagers have been doing. Let's see if Blathers and Redd have finally gotten married.

Realized that it's the middle of January. Then realized it's already the middle of January. Then realized it's only the middle of January. Gonna...gonna go have a lie down.

Boner Hive rise up

Young frog Jim

Alas, D&D cancelled tonight. So here we go:

Slightly Diminish a Game Pyrite Sun

Slightly Diminish a Game Tertiary Fantasy Tactics or Final Fantasy Tactics Retreat

Found some nifty shelves at the comic book store.

I feel seen

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Apropos of nothing, my guesses for D&D book releases this year: -Ravenloft book. Not necessarily Barovia. Possible anthology. -Dark Sun (maybe box set?) with Psion -Expansion book for Arcane stuff. Named after *throws dart at list* Elminster -A lvl 1-12 adventure in *throws dart at map* Neverwinter

Discord filed confidentially for an initial public offering, according to people familiar with the matter, adding to a rapidly growing pipeline of venture capital-backed tech listings. bloom.bg/4plpBlz 📷: Gabby Jones/Bloomberg

I don't think I will.

We dug coal together. youtu.be/rVoD6E3Ip5g?...

Losing it at your new handle @1001cranes.bsky.social . 😂😂