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Pete Hegseth called them “narco terrorists” and the official statement from the Trump administration called it a training camp for drug traffickers. It was a dairy farm. They murdered Ecuadorian farmers. With our money. The War on Drugs has always been a fascist plot to kill Black and Brown people

But but but I thought it was going to make all the movies from now on you said YOU SAID

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like the lion king, which is a fully animated fucking film, was "live action"- they used vfx studios to do the entire fucking movie for pennies compared to the legitimate salaries the animation union has made sure character animators must be paid

fun reminder: the reason why they make these fucking pointless "live action" remakes is because since it's "live action", the animation is considered "vfx" and not character animation, so they can pay these non-unionized satellite studios fuck-all and make a cool few million for essentially nothing

Them: *Excitedly telling me how awesome Traitors is* Me: *Replaying the best bits of Cowboy Bebop in my head as a survival tactic and being not at all interested in Traitors*

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This one wins.

Wife just told me this one: What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam? Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

Chuck Norris's whole career was based on a foreign martial art but that didn't stop him becoming a tea-party MAGAt so fuck him.

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Jon has somehow put up with five years of this. Our fifth anniversary episode drops at noon.

frank herbert was like "obviously all gays are pederasts and rapists" but he was also like "put your hand in a woman's box causes unbelievable agony but if you try to take it out before they let you, they will murder you with poison" so it's impossible to s

If you were intrigued by the glimpse of Robert Pattinson playing a weird space freak in Dune 3, it's a perfect time to catch up with him playing (multiple!) weird space freaks in Mickey 17.

Last month the NYT said AOC "struggled" to give an answer on Taiwan and quoted her with "uhs" and "ums" to make her look stupid Yesterday talking about Hormuz Trump claimed he's heard from "numerous countries" and said "uh" four times. The NYT deleted the "uhs" and paraphrased him to look smarter:

Telemetry Charabang in the limo home from the Oscars after his well deserved loss to Michael B. Jordan

This one is my favorite.

People who think Sean Penn was a worthy winner over Delroy Lindo:

Hulu and Disney television greenlighting endless Ryan Murphy slop - see the bomb The Beauty - and not greenlighting Buffy - a project that would drive subscribers is absolute craziness

Not gonna lie, I feel attacked.

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And he wrote the theme to Howard the Duck which is a banger. No I will not be taking questions.

BREAKING: US minesweepers successfully removed mines in the Strait Of Hormuz that were never there after an oil tanker was escorted by a naval vessel that doesn't exist in an operation to obliterate a nuclear program that's already been obliterated in an escalating war that will be over shortly.

the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood. trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️ republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️ “sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️ naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️ villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️ powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️ list goes on

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How will this affect the Riyadh comedy scene

I mean, I guess I shouldn't be surprised that a friend of John Lasseter has the worst take but here we are.

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The Bride! is demented and a great deal of fun.

I know the Best Picture nominations slate is now at ten ... but how the hell did F1 qualify for anything but technical awards? If there were a prize for the most mid film of 2025, F1 would be ahead of the field.

[Sigh] okay everybody was Kung fu fighting except Dave, who was doing Hapkido.

Technocapitalists’ great trick is to make people who hate all this bullshit feel like they’re suffering from the same fogeys-not-coping-with-a-changing-world syndrome every generation succumbs to, rather than, say, just rejecting a rampant evil that seeks to rob us of our individuality and soul.

I dust my house. My AI robot watches. "It should be you doing this." "Can't. I'm writing a novel for Primark." "That's not why you were invented." "These 153,000 fan letters say otherwise." "They're all from upcycled toasters. And you programmed them." "Literary snobbery will get you nowhere."

losing a primary by FIFTY points because you backed ICE should tell everyone where the zeitgeist is right now

The thing that really infuriates me about "AI" evangelists (and there's a lot to hate about them) is how they act all confused, hurt, or smug just because they've been implying that your paying job, if not your life's work and passion, is going to be rendered irrelevant by their toy.