WATCH — @aoc.bsky.social : “At some point we’ve gotta call these people’s B.S. for what it is. You can’t believe everything a con man is gonna tell you. We cannot live in perpetual fear of these clowns.” #TrumpShutdown

When someone tells you who they are, believe them… 🤷🏻‍♂️ #DonaldTrumpsShutdown 👇🏼

Me: where are the damn dryer sheets??? They didn’t grow legs and walk away… My dog: bet

79. American citizen.

The South Korean Ministry of Defense has awarded medals of merit to 11 officers for disobeying direct orders of superiors during the martial law fiasco, orders that they deemed to be contrary to the constitution and endangerment to democracy. www.chosun.com/english/nati...

I just took two extra strength rapid release the Epstein files Tylenol. Once my headache is gone, I can get back to memorizing prime numbers and researching trains.

Grijalva: I was looking at the example of now-Representative Walkinshaw from Virginia, who was elected two weeks ago Tuesday. The following Wednesday—less than 24 hours later—he was sworn in, with unofficial results. So for me, apparently the rules have now changed in just two weeks.

If their quota and bonus money was tied to the seizure of unlawful weapons, victims of human smuggling/trafficking, and illicit drugs, maybe they would actually be making a positive difference for our communities.

Brilliant! 🏆

Mockler: Donald Trump's priorities are so off that he has mentioned Comey on his truth social 2042 times. How many times has he mentioned inflation? Ferguson: Well, when you fix inflation, you don't have to mention it. Mockler: He did not fix it.

Look I'm not the man to do this but if somebody isn't making a supercut of Rapturetok influencers realizing they have to remain on this dogshit planet right now then I don't even know why I have a computer anymore.

Me waiting for the rapture while counting how many times I’ve said “Jesus Fucking Christ”

"Autism: First diagnosed in 1943. Tylenol: Not invented until 1955. RFK Jr.: Born 1954. Thus RFK Jr. is more likely to have caused autism than Tylenol."

What time is the Rapture today? (CST). I need to know if I have to go to work or not…

So good! 😂

I have a legitimate question. Who is buying this Disney stock at tanked prices?? When they reverse their decision, based on “social pressure from viewers” and the stock rises again, who profits?? JS

President Johnson, in a November 9, 1968 letter to the Smothers Brothers: “It is part of the price of leadership of this great and free nation to be the target of clever satirists . . . May we never grow so somber or self-important that we fail to appreciate the humor in our lives.”

Watch the Dutch kick Disney in their tiny mouse gonads…

Cowards. Cowards all. Also the blonde bitch who is getting off on beating on the unarmed lady is the poster child for what Trump, Noem, & Hegseth call a great patriot with the warrior ethos. This is fascism. We are a failed state

“The FCC decided all by itself that radio and television were the only two parts of American life not protected by the free speech provisions of the first amendment to the constitution.” George Carlin, 1988

David Letterman is right: you can't appease a tyrant.

This is a 9-0 Supreme Court decision from just last year.

Pritzker: What's at stake here is free speech. It's our constitution and our way of life. Do we really want the president intimidating people, organizations to get others fired? People ought to be standing up and speaking out.

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The public deserves to know the extent of Epstein’s abuse and to hold accountable anybody—regardless of political affiliation—who enabled it. Add your name to the petition to demand the Department of Justice and White House publicly release the files. sign.moveon.org/petitions/ep...

Can we please just stop talking about Kirk and get back to the Epstein files?

Maybe starting this new series “Alien: Earth” just before bed wasn’t one of my best ideas.

Kash Patel and Dan Bongino were rushed to salt lake medical center in serious but stable condition after bending down to reach for the same banana peel simultaneously and bonking their heads together and it made a sound like when Gallagher hit a watermelon

How do we know Trump didn’t order Kirk’s assassination as a distraction from Epstein — and a tactic to start the civil unrest he needs to declare Martial Law and delay the 2026 midterms?

Frost: We need housing not handcuffs. We have a housing crisis in this country. Every time the rent goes up $100, homelessness goes up 9%… We shouldn’t be criminalizing homeless people for the failures of government

And remember, kids, the next time somebody tells you, "The government wouldn’t do that," oh yes, they would.

I would love to see this happen, however unlikely.

RFK Jr: It's gonna be the biggest infusion of federal dollar into rural healthcare in American history BERNIE SANDERS: Yeah. You know why? Because you're cutting $150b for rural hospitals, you're putting $50b back. That's not an infusion. That's a loss of $100b.

hey you made it through another day!!! maybe it was okay or it sucked or it was good but you did it—we did it. now go sleep and tuck urself in. mwah.

AOC: Millionaires are very overrepresented in congress… If we want a congress that reflects the actual country we seek to represent and fight for, we need to have working class people who work here

Let’s make sure the Epstein victims get the attention they deserve. REPOST all the Epstein/Trump content you see and make it trend! #Epstein #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #Trump-Epstein mdavis19881.substack.com/p/epstein-xi...

Pritzker: "When did we become a country where it's ok for the US president to insist on national television that a state should call him to beg for anything? Especially something we don't want. Have we truly lost all sense of sanity in this nation that we treat this as normal?"

America heartbroken to discover president somehow still alive

too many almost dead guys not enough actually dead guys come on cruel fate do some socialist crueling of fate and spread it around

Back when Donald was a failure in real estate, he was famous for not paying his contractors. He would come up with fictional fault in their work as an excuse not to pay them. Now, this unscrupulous cretin is short-changing the National Guard. www.rawstory.com/trump-infuri...

The gays strike again! ✨🌈

CHICAGO…