Agent of Khaos, my werk is done

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Yez, thare hazbin honkerbonkery, heheheh.. .

Gott my nails done (hahah nott relly i donot lett Momb messwith my clawse)

🎶gonna be goingtu be goulden 🎶

Behaviores Report: 100% goode!

After @rachelgilmore.bsky.social reported being stalked by white supremacists she had reported on, a new @isdglobal.bsky.social report shows a pattern of Canada's white supremacists and neo-Nazis moving their recruitment and collaboration offline.

The white nationalists are now calling into question the ethnic purity of *squints* the, uh, Germans, Ukrainians and Dutch

I mean, I absolutely believe what happened next. We've seen this playbook before; anyone who is surprised by it is willfully ignorant at this point.

Western Standard: Canadians with German, Ukrainian and Dutch Bloodlines Are Not Pure ‘Ethnic Canadians’ A right-wing alternative media outlet gave a soap box to a white nationalist leader – you won’t believe what happened next

Sigh. "Canada should join EU" is having another news cycle. Here is my thread from month ago. I am a total Europhile and we should explore ways to increase our cooperation with Europe. But EU membership is strongly against our national interest. (Yes, I know about Hans Island.)

Absolutely everything about this reeks.

Miller is saying the right things. Too bad Evan Solomon won't.

🚨BREAKING!!!🚨 Danielle Smith was forced to admit to a secret trip she kept from the public! On her trip to the Middle East she and her staff accepted gifts of private flights and hotel rooms from the Saudi Government! #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

WOW!!! Nenshi just revealed that not only do any of the people Smith claim to have met in the US have any record of her… But when she greeted Trump at the G7, he had no idea who she was! This is AFTER her taxpayer paid trips to Mar A Lago & PragerU! #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

Smith setting up her own version of ICE kinda makes you wonder why she feels the need for this super duper secretive intelligence agency. "She also revealed that she plans to develop a new intelligence agency through the Alberta Sherriff’s police service." x.com/i/status/203...

The sheer gall it takes to pass this off as if it's no big deal. "The premier said it was the pair’s friendship that led the minister to invite her to visit and to be hosted by the government."

Private equity uses their media platforms to blast distrust propaganda against established school systems. Then those same rich people offer private for-profit alternatives to school. They're trying their hardest to make education profitable for themselves. Anyone shouting about woke is brainwashed.

The need for these programs is more important than they've ever been before. "The program, which was supported by the Alberta government’s Ministry of Assisted Living and Social Services, is being defunded."

"All Alberta taxpayers — at a moment in the province’s history when our government has just warned us we’re in for another round of austerity — will be ponying up the cash to build new private school buildings to which we and our children have no access." thetyee.ca/Opinion/2026...

Danielle Smith demands another apology.🙄 How many athletes will have their hopes & dreams crushed thanks to the hateful Transphobic Premier of AB? "On Tuesday, Alberta Premier Danielle Smith called Skate Canada's decision disgraceful and said she expects an apology from the figure skating group."

I'm sure Corporate Carney building more pipelines will make everything better. www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/cons...

We're basically the senior citizen capital of Alberta so this doesn't come as a surprise. "Located 300 kilometres east of Calgary, Medicine Hat has seen more deaths than births each year since 2018."

A Republican with a conscience? Top U.S. counterterrorism official resigns over Iran war, says there was no imminent threat www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...

This no specifics on what support Canada will provide bs has run its course either we're in or we're out no more subterfuge the public deserves to know. Everyday it's another step closer to putting boots on ground. www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...

We may not have any public services left but we'll have one of the best outfitted armed forces in the world. I don't much like the "sacrifice" Carney is forcing us to make in exchange. Federal department plans outline public service job cuts, spending reductions www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/artic...

🙄 "In an email, an EPS spokesperson said that while officers are not asked to make medical diagnoses, they are trained to “recognize symptoms of the associated collection of behaviours commonly known as excited delirium.” www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

All of this & more. "Some tied this to the tone of Alberta politics — rhetoric from certain politicians, a lack of respect for teachers leading up to the strike, and social media influencers “rage baiting” and saying teachers groom kids or try to brainwash them into woke or left-wing thinking."

Trump is very confused about what Nick Shirley was up to in Minnesota: "When it comes to nursing homes, you saw where a young gentleman was going around and knocking on doors and none of the nursing homes existed, none of the nurseries existed"

The State Department is considering ending Zambia’s HIV aid to force it to give the U.S. more access to its minerals. Some 1.3 million people in the country rely on daily HIV treatment provided through a decades-old U.S. aid program. nyti.ms/4rzh8fE

Iran is trolling Trump again. Hard. This is what happens when global politics becomes reality TV.

“Dan Werb, chair of mental health and substance use disorders at St Michael's Hospital in Toronto, told CBC News he found parts of the report “troubling as an academic,” and expressed concern about the scope of the study & potential conflicts of interest.” www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

TRUMP: We had one who was very ill. Looked like he wasn't going to make it. You want to mention his name? MIKE JOHNSON: Neal Dunn of Florida had real health challenges T: His diagnosis was he'd be dead by June J: Ok, that wasn't public. *audience groans* It was grim is what I was going to say

There are few things more cringe and disturbing than the women who hang out in the white nationalist space Girl what the fuck is this lmaooooo

After several op-eds and interviews, it’s time to get serious about the role of right-wing media in normalizing some pretty icky ideologies in Canada. Because the men pushing these narratives are thrilled about it:

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! We are insuring taht brakefeast is ontime

I appologuise if i cawsed anny erthqwacks, i just relly needed to sharen my clawse

Has no one got the balls to lock this demented fuck up or are they waiting until he has total world domination? "I do believe I’ll be … having the honour of taking Cuba,” Trump added. “Whether I free it, take it – think I could do anything I want with it."

Good Lord why would you carry raw meat in your luggage? Dog at Toronto Pearson Airport helps CBSA seize 22.5 kilos of raw meat from passenger from Egypt www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/loca...

What's next public hangings? Doug Ford says he wants to livestream bail hearings as he announces new jail www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/poli...

Rolling the plan out in small doses so when it comes time to put boots on the ground Canadians will be inurred to the violence. www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...

Maybe people in Hamilton don't like your music or even know wtf you are.

What a terrible time to be hit with a cancer diagnosis just when Dr Jekyll decides chemo & radiation cause autism. www.cbc.ca/news/world/w...

I'd have thought they could find better things to spend $1.5M on. Long term pain for short term gain. Typical Alberta. "The provincial government committed $15 million to help secure the event, Alberta Premier Danielle Smith said." www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

"A good question to ask when Conservative politicians start talking about choice is, “Who chooses, who loses?”

“Alberta taxpayers [are] in for another round of austerity – [but] will be ponying up the cash to build new private school buildings to which we and our children have no access.” #Canada #Alberta #yyc #yeg #abpoli #ableg #abed #cdnpoli albertapolitics.ca/2026/03/90m-...

Trump is begging for help like a dog. Has somebody seen Kristi Noem? 😏😂