Not to sound conspiratorial, but how about some handwriting analysis on all the “chatty bullets” this FBI seems to be finding lately?

This is Radley. He's being accused of stealing a bag of bagels. That's ridiculous. He was just keeping this one warm for you. 13/10 please show some appreciation (TT: carrie.pietz)

This 80-year-old retiree noticed that people were abandoning their dogs near his farm, so he took them in and built a train to take them out for rides

RFK JR is doing his job. He's culling the Herd. Caroline Kennedy warned you.

Dumpy Boozer United States, Census, 1900

Australian Water Dragon basically a dinosaur #Fauna #Nature #Photography

A toddler shows his buddy that a sprinkler is nothing to be afraid of! ♥️ #dog #dogday #bluesky #animals

A woman was killed and her husband injured in Midtown Manhattan on Wednesday when a minivan reversed into them and then sped away, a Police Department spokesman said.

#Ziggy was happy amusing himself with a bucket last night while I was feeding ol’ Reg.

If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.

“People don’t understand that Palm Beach in the 90s was a different time, he groused.”

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

The #AllFive gang is back 🥳 for #ReleaseTheHounds

"Pretending to like you is EXTRA!"

Why Won’t Farmers Rebel Against Trumponomics? Because They’re Rich. The majority of “family farmers” aren’t working-class strivers. They’re affluent, politically connected businessmen who know when their next bailout is coming.

Beans 🫘 says I know someone on this street ordered something. I'm just gonna wait for it here #WontLookWednesday

new achievement unlocked: incredibly inappropriate comment from a stranger on a selfie

Lucy showing off her Big cow eyes and luxurious lashes #LucyTheJerseyGirl #RescueCow

Pretty sure “Nazi” is directed at the masked street thugs disappearing people on the street, the people running literal concentration camps, and the people who are proud white supremacists advocating fascism and not “everybody who disagrees with you” But very good job defaming your opponents, sir

So @rephaleystevens.bsky.social told me she’s going to file articles of impeachment against RFK Junior

Feels like Disney thinks we're expendable, and that they can just raise the prices on those who remain to make up the difference.

Corti calls her #CortRoll today "Pac-Man"

Keystone Ka$h

This is how we do it (Yah I know the song is stuck in your head now).

Reporting from the ground…

Nighty night !💤💤💖🐑 Here’s one to start you off ! #countingsheep #sweetdreams

Happy #rosewednesday all! 🌿🩷

Here are my top 10 dog sneezes!

Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving

Dear James Comey, You know who I hear is a great lawyer and who has never been charged with a crime? @hillaryclinton.bsky.social... you should call her and see how that one goes. Sincerely, All women who are over your toxic "I did nothing wrong" faux masculinity

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

Against all odds, looks like we’re announcing this tomorrow morning. (No, it’s not Infowars… yet?)

FBI: "There was anti-ICE writing on the bullet." *flash over to the scene of the crime* *bullet has "anti-ICE" written on it* This is not real. This is a Family Guy bit.

Argentina First!

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What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

Odd, how we can’t afford to give Americans healthcare, but we can afford to drop $200,000,000,000 on Argentina with a moment’s notice.

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Saw this rose in my neighbour’s garden when I was on my morning run. Don’t know what it’s called but thought it was lovely. #RoseWednesday

Good morning to the playoff bound Seattle Mariners and no one else. Except maybe the Etsy witch.

Today’s tragedy at the Dallas ICE Field Office shows how dangerous anti-immigrant rhetoric has become. Words that dehumanize don’t just poison politics — they fuel violence. My thoughts are with the families who lost loved ones as we work with officials for clarity and accountability.

Antifa knows .. It’s “Fuck Ice” not “Anti-Ice”,idiot

RFK Jr expected to announce that Flintstones vitamins cause gayness.

People seem to be forgetting that DOJ doesn’t just “get” an indictment. They have to convince a grand jury to vote to return one, something this administration has struggled with recently.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

I can't believe MSNBC is falling for this "anti-ice" on the bullet thing. The shooter's brother says he wasn't political and didn't have strong feelings about ICE. Where's the scrutiny?

Just found out that rabbits can swim. Also learned their ears go into swim mode when they do. This is important news.

Even when we tell them what we want these dudes: liar!