Holy 💩!!!! Jimmy Kimmel is on!!! I thought for sure the local ABC station wouldn’t run it, this being the South and all.

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

This is a real thing….

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The real snowflakes

It really fits 🔊

So: Fascism is bad The First Amendment is good Genocide is an actual fucking crime And also: It's appalling to be in 2025 where each of these is not, in fact, taken as part of the baseline shared reality anymore

Cankles McEpstein 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🥲

Who owns @propublica.org ? NO ONE. We don’t have corporate owners, advertisers or shareholders pulling the strings. ProPublica is an independent, nonprofit newsroom. Our only obligation is to the truth. This model only works because readers choose to fund it. Today, your $ will be doubled.

This made me snort laugh 😂

Wow. Not at all surprising, but wow. Blatant corruption is perfectly fine (encouraged, even) in this administration.

In 1945, President Harry S Truman called for “national compulsory health insurance to be funded by payroll deductions. Under this system, all citizens would receive medical and hospital service irrespective of their ability to pay.” Congress voted it down. Just sayin’.

In light of today’s news I’d like to remind you that this is a real newspaper clipping. History repeats itself when we don’t stop it.

“I am sorry, but there is nowhere in Bible where we are taught to honor evil. And how you die does not redeem how you lived.” Mm-hm. Amen.

Fu<k pet insurance. They’re trying to ruin veterinary care like they ruined the health care system They’re going to make it so expensive to have a pet only the rich can afford to own them. Bastards.

@vlad-the-impala.bsky.social Why couldn’t I have thought of a cool name like “Vlad the Impala”? Seriously, that’s really clever.

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk: "Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."

Charlie Kirk called me a ‘lunatic’ and a ‘prostitute’ and demanded I be deported. Nothing, *nothing*, justifies killing him, or robbing his kids of their dad. We don’t know the identity or motive of the shooter but murder can *never* be the response to political disagreements.

We don’t yet know what motivated the person who shot and killed Charlie Kirk, but this kind of despicable violence has no place in our democracy. Michelle and I will be praying for Charlie’s family tonight, especially his wife Erika and their two young children.

The killing of Charlie Kirk is absolutely horrifying. There’s no place for violence in our country’s politics. My deepest sympathies to his family.

This is Winry. She was having a very action-packed dream. Can't remember the details, but Keanu Reeves was there. 13/10 (TT: itsaudreylauren)

Who wants to tell them?

I told you!!

Don't come between them and their favourite show... 👀😅🤣 #dog #dogday #bluesky

This is so cute 🥰

Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?

Yesterday we visited Green Mountain Falls, CO to visit the kinetic sculpture Off the Beaten Path by Patrick Shearn. I wasn’t ready for just how dynamic it was even in the slightest breeze. Reminds me of a murmuration of starlings. Incredible artwork. It’ll only be up through October 19th.

something something two weeks tremendous never seen anything like it huge many people saying

Lennon and his bff, Mookie, had a two night sleepover. Lennon had a great time but now that Mookie went home, he is TIRED OUT!!

It’s an absolutely gorgeous day. Weather this good is almost unheard of in summer in southern Georgia. It’s usually oppressively hot and humid. My neighbor has decided to make it unbearable by throwing a huge barbecue. the stinking smoke is making it impossible to open windows or sit outside.

Most American Flags prefer Newsome

Today a coworker got a call from her adult child After the phone call ended, she asked me, “When do your grown children stop calling you about every problem?” I replied, “Well, considering I was still calling my 92 year old father for advice when he was in the nursing home, I’m gonna say ‘never’.”

The truth be told

The damage this man has done is incalculable.

Little kids are having to use their bodies to shield friends from gunfire while armed soldiers are busy picking up trash.

I love Flavor Flav. He has a sense of humor and he gets it.

ladies and gentlemen…flavor flav

These people are running around loose.

Pugsley was a rescue with an unknown history. I learned he loved water. We took him to the beach every year. He always had a great time. This pic was taken on was his last trip to the beach. He was old and sick and I almost didn’t take him. Here he is walking into the sunset.

Full Stop

Why do people in restaurants TALK SO DAMN LOUD!!!!!!! Super annoying. I can’t have a quiet conversation with my dining companion because these jerks at the table next to us are apparently having a “Who can speak the most obnoxiously loud” contest.

Love this!!! 🤣🤣

Good morning Blue Sky