A lifetime achievement goal unlocked this weekend as I have now got a recording credit for playing bass guitar on a real, actual released piece of music. A huge thank you to @adele_pascale for coming up with the idea, and to the one and only @HumdrumExpress for making it happen.

Number 86 in an occasional series of 92 - Cardiff City v Cheltenham Town. Long may Loughborough University continue to give us the day off after a bank holiday 😁

Popped out for some binbags. Accidentally walked to Barrow…

You would have been 40 today. I miss you so much 💙💙💙

Lovely Italian afternoon tea with mum today. Raising a glass to my sister who would have been celebrating her 40th birthday next week.

Number 85 in an occasional series of 92 - Oxford United v CD Leganes

I work in a specialised trade restoring historic buildings. I've been lucky enough to work on some of the oldest & well known buildings across Europe. In quite a few of them i've written 'Kopites are gobshites' in hidden places that would never get found unless it got demolished

Ready for my 10k! Thank you to everyone who donated. Every penny will make a difference…

Just a wee final push before next Saturday. Thank you to everyone that’s donated. Would love to hit the £500.

Wishing a very happy birthday to the funniest and funkiest wife anyone could ask for, the one and only @adelepascale.bsky.social 💙💙💙

I barely post anything on any social media platforms these days, but the release of a new Half Man Half Biscuit album is worthy of such an event. If you've ever tried to get a trestle table back off Beth Tweddle, you'll understand.

I’ve kindly allowed @bringitonskippy.bsky.social to wear the same shoes as me tonight. It’s quite the privilege….

Great day with Paul and @catherineallin.bsky.social

‘When we woke up that morning, we had no way of knowing, that in a matter of hours, we’d change the way we were going….’ 7 years since the epic cocktail night that changed our lives. Still love the bones of ya @bringitonskippy.bsky.social

The irony of discovering the greatest crisps known to man on the day that my blood test results caused my GP to inform me that I need to make lifestyle changes.

Well I was expecting to be impressed today, but I don't think I was quite prepared for just how blown away I would be. What an amazing place the new Everton stadium is. And a cheeky selfie with the lovely @goldilocksrocks.bsky.social into the bargain!

Tonight’s entertainment…

6 years of trying and they finally post one of my fesses.

First gig of the year and the fabulous @attilastockbroker.bsky.social at our local pub…

Happy Burns Day from our resident haggis…

Off to that there London…

The PW Uno Championship for 2025 has commenced…

Coach derailed due to points failure, hence days off (4,5)

Finally got round to doing the office crisp box. Highly recommended!

The greatest Christmas film ever. www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2VF...

If you ever wanted to feel old, I've just heard the words "I grew up watching Bake Off"

Right you horrible lot, I'm going to make fucking mincemeat out of you. [WR McAlpine, trad. arr. of his own work. First documented appearance: Facebook, November 2012]

Had a great time at the Loros quiz last night. Massive shout out to @bringitonskippy.bsky.social and @adelepascale.bsky.social for organizing. We had a great time raising money for a great cause.

Hosting our charity quiz tonight…

At a Vocation Brewery Meet the Brewer tonight. This is very much a highlight…

ME: hey mr. tambourine man, play a song for me MAN: *tambourine noise* ME: great

Doctor: You have the same disease as the girl in Airplane Me: Oh God what is it? Doctor: A movie with Leslie Nielsen but that's not important right now

Doctor: do you exercise? Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks Doctor: Me: cronchies Doctor: I'm gonna put no Me: ok

What Kermit (the frog) is called in ten different countries... 10. Kermit (Denmark) 9. Kermit (France) 8. Kermit (Romania) 7. Kermit (Slovakia) 6. Kermit (Italy) 5. Kermit (Canada) 4. Kermit (Iceland) 3. Kermit (the Netherlands) 2. Kermit (Poland) 1. Gustavo (Spain)

Normal service resumed @shiiineon.bsky.social Winners again!

"Fank you, Mrs Patterson."

Not sure who's spotting for who here but as long as they wipe the equipment down it's all fine

Hey Bluesky we drew this today and had to flee Twitter in disgrace. If you happen to know any Everton fans on here please do send them our way so we can apologise x

Tonight’s beer selections

Introduce yourself as a TV character

Paid a long overdue visit to the final resting place of my much-missed Nan (1908-1997) in Huyton Cemetery this weekend. Had no idea she's just a few feet away from Stuart Sutcliffe.

Ok so is there a "mute media previews" options on here yet, so pictures/videos display as links on the timeline, and I only click on them if I want to? I've looked through all the settings and online but can't see that this is a thing.

Bonjour everyone. Hello to all my new followers - I think I've followed you all back. At some point I may actually start using this platform, but seeing as I barely use the other one these days, don't hold your breath 😁

RIP Sir Bobby Charlton. Surely, *surely* nobody will have a bad word to say about him.

<taps mic> is this thing on?