Not everything needs a Tolkienesque tapestry of bullshit going on in the background and the modern fan-pandering trend of relentlessly pushing for it - insisting that character arcs take a backseat for it, even - is wikibrained tvtropes nonsense

I think the word lore needs to be made into a slur, and the implication that anything would be better if it had more lore should be seen as akin to shouting "I'm really stupid, please disregard me!"

Kane Parsons has reportedly killed Nicol Amarfi in combat. He was 15 and loved to play the piano.

Somehow the Disco Elysium depiction of this political tendency was too kind

"HR Lady" is just a distillation of "everything I don't like is feminized and also my mom telling me things I don't want to hear"

happy 6/7

Honestly it seems absolutely radioactive to me purely based off of the enemies being 'evil alien monsters' or something You don't have to worry, this violence is completely justified, they're not /people/ or anything. There is no alternative solution to The Other than extermination.

she stroganoff my beef til i dont know

I really loved the ending of Backrooms for this just tossing it onto the table like "yup, we're trapped in a nostalgic hellscape where nothing is ever allowed to end, we're all stuck in cultural arrested development, and I don't know how we get out of it"

these are getting weird

Every day I wake up and want to still be asleep

Oh him? No that’s just Misogyny Dave, he’s actually a good leftist and a great comrade. Yeah everyone likes him and all his ex girlfriends said nothing bad to me, his best friend, when I asked them about it while he was, oh, several feet away.

you can hate women Classic Gamergate Flavour or you can hate women New Anti-Gamergate Flavour where every woman must be dissected and insulted and treated like garbage because of the spectrum of someone out there wanting to fuck her

the beauty of the modern gaming community is that everybody hates women but most of all everybody hates whores, which all women are by nature, regardless of if they look young or if they look old or if they're ass and tits on a stick. all just sexual objects to object to.

Just to be clear over the past 6 months: Collaboration with Terf Wizard Replaced a ton of staff with GenAI Collaboration with bigot vtuber for PRIDE Anything else? Genuinely, stop supporting the game. That means both financially AND just casually. Streamers definitely included.

Tifa's iconic parachute

Every once in a while you hit the Rosetta stone of American politics and yeah this is about 60%-70% of American gender politics in one post Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

incidentally like 80% of smug online anti-anarchist dunks are basically variations on sneeringly asserting that children are the archetypal object of legitimate violence & therefore anyone who can be legitimately compared to a child is an acceptable target of abuse, but people aren't ready for that

One of my pettest of pet peeves: designs that are not determined by aesthetics and the needs of the story or setting, but what the GPU they're made for is capable of.

how does she always know. #mygo

Why are you summoning pretty girls ingrid. Do you have something to tell us ingrid

I DO NOT THINK TUPAC SHOULD BE ON A VIDEO GAME HE IS DEAD

"Primarda, how many humans have you Zonderized today?" "One man angry about traffic.... and approximately 30,000 lesbians who immediately volunteered for, and I quote, 'whatever I'm selling' the moment they saw me."

Bored of crashing out. I wanna feel better.

once again thinking about the "the experience of watching witch from mercury has more in common with watching the prequel trilogy than reading bloom into you but i have to pretend they share a genre because the romantic angle is between two women" effect

Here’s a tricky geolocation challenge if you want to hone your skills

I've mostly come around to "it was probably good that they pretended to care and it's a bad sign that they don't because they don't think they'll lose money"

im gonna need leftist dudes to stop projecting their desire for a unquestionably masculine workin man to save them onto whatever misogynist white guy they have on hand

Someday I will understand the sleepiness

imo a lot of leftist men who do not themselves exhibit much toxic masculinity are oddly attached to leftist guys who do bc they dont want to accept that kind of traditional masculinity is, morally and ideologically, completely unsalvageable for the left

Every day I wake up and log into accounts

gruh (girl, bruh)

The word "cringe" should be expunged from your vocabulary except when talking about school shooters and Elon Musk

bsky liberals have single handedly ruined all the fun in making fun of donald trump. it’s just cringe now. every time i make a trump joke i feel like i need to throw some blue emojis in my bio and start sniffing kamala harris’ farts.

It feels like this year has kinda just been terrible for everyone so far which. I mean it doesn't really make me feel better about my shit but it does maybe explain the exhaustion

Vital juneau update: sleepby

A DaThings classic, updated for this particular day:

there's a moment early in the film of Ready Player One, where the voiceover says, "the only limit was your imagination", as the screen fills with pre-existing characters & IPs. It would one of the most on the nose satires of modern culture if not for the fact that it's meant entirely without irony

Utterly fascinating things happening here.

Government phone call todae. I hope I don't fuck it up /too/ badly

"what was your biggest impact on the internet" Me and @crashfan03.bsky.social made this edit off the London episode of The Simpsons to post for my Simpsons clips than the original version It has been reposted across social media since

If Juneau keeps talking about herself in the third person shes gonna end up like one of thise anime girls who can only talk that way

I wish i was a psychologically complete and abled enough person to be loved without it being an inherently extractive relationship tbh

Statistically significant juneau sleepiness