Important news: My wife, who worked in Detroiters’ art department, has located the original Karn on the Cobb file in her archive.

Citizens Bank Park ovation for Cristopher Sánchez

Well the streak is over Cristopher Sánchez’ scoreless inning streak ends at 50 2/3 innings, the fifth longest in MLB history

Cris Sanchez, unbeatable.

Not unexpected, but still a huge bummer. Has easily been my favorite Eagles player of the past few years.

Oliver Darcy got the audio of the heated 60 Minutes meeting where Scott Pelley dressed Nick Bilton down! "You know what was rude? Black Thursday. That was the absolute definition of rudeness. Telling Tanya Simon she had to be out of here at five o'clock." www.status.news/p/scott-pell...

Oh my!!!

2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY on The Rewatchables with Bill, me, and Steven Spielberg. One of the coolest afternoons of my life. open.spotify.com/episode/27mj...

One of the craziest box office weekends underway: BACKROOMS by 20-year old Kane Parsons on track to make at least $80M at this point. OBSESSION to make MORE in its 3rd wkdn ($28.5) than its 1st & 2nd wkdns...and more than GROGU (around $24M). www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

Cecilia Vega, the first 60 Minutes Latina correspondent, was fired today, along with some of her colleagues, as Bari Weiss overhauls the news magazine. She has released this statement:

Cristopher Sánchez just set ANOTHER Phillies franchise record, this time with 5 consecutive starts of at least 7 shutout innings Simply incredible

That's seven more zeroes for Cristopher Sánchez, who extends his scoreless streak to 44 2/3 innings. It is the seventh-longest streak in MLB since 1920. His ERA is 1.47. Unbelievable.

I have given 4 stars three times this year and two of them were for Kiyoshi Kurosawa. I love The Samurai and the Prisoner. www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-...

55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS

Against my better judgment, I’m listening to the Nola game and yep as I type this he’s already beginning to blow it.

The latest Genesis Owusu album is insanely good: music.apple.com/us/album/red...

happy 10th birthday to The Nice Guys, one of the best movies ever made

if I go crazy then will you still call me mr krabs

I interviewed Tony Leung. www.vulture.com/article/tony...

A CAREER-HIGH 13 STRIKEOUTS FOR CRISTOPHER SÁNCHEZ!

KENNETH LONERGAN IS BACK

He’s going to cruise to 60.

happy P00P weekend series to all who celebrate

I was just going over some of the celebrity quotes I wrote for Clickhole a decade ago. Here’s a few favorites

We’re FEASTING.

A couple of dominant starts earns Cristopher Sánchez NL Player of the Week! 🔥

Good morning. I interviewed Emile Hirsch. We talked about Speed Racer. Have a read.

ELMO WANTS TO SEE SOME HOME RUNS

Justin Crawford ties the game with his first MLB home run!

JUSTIN CRAWFORD FINALLY HOMERS!!

Opening this Friday, a New 4K Restoration of David Lynch's early masterpiece THE ELEPHANT MAN! Get Tickets Now: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...

Cristopher Sánchez tonight: 8 IP 3 H 0 R 1 BB 10 K 97 pitches (69 strikes) Max velo 97.5 mph 22 swing & misses

Dang. What a time. www.gq.com/story/tap-in...

Justin Crawford walks it off! #RingTheBell

First series win since Colorado, hell of a ninth inning!

Schwarbomb number 350!

Feels so Raimi-coded!!

Josh O'Connor, on the incredible performance note he got from Steven Spielberg while shooting Disclosure Day apnews.com/article/disc...

who did this

Man oh man.

No, Mr. Fox, I expect you to POD!

Welp time to pull Nola out.

Feels good that the Phillies snap their losing streak on Wheeler’s return.

The Boston Red Sox fired manager Alex Cora, hitting coach Peter Fatse, bench coach Rámon Vazquez and game-planning coach Jason Varitek, sources tell ESPN. While the Red Sox won today, they are 10-17 and in last in the American League East. Massive change is coming in Boston.

Jonathan Greenard trade: Eagles acquire Vikings edge rusher and sign him to contract extension www.bleedinggreennation.com/philadelphia...

The Eagles' new top WR duo.