it will be interesting to see who will win

It's been over a week since an Afghan asylum seeker who had aided U.S. military forces during the war in Afghanistan died in U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement custody in Dallas. The man's family and U.S. veterans' advocates are still waiting for answers. Read at ebx.sh/fH14oB

cam skattebo is a horse trapped in the body of a moron

Saw Project Hail Mary last night and it was a genuinely perfect movie

AND NOW XANDER DIES??? 😭

Not a good sign of peace times when my weekly insurance compliance update is suddenly reminding all of us how to manage coverage when employees in the reserves are called to active duty I haven't heard of anyone talk about USERRA since 2007

Not technically related but this reminds me of when I was in payroll and the guys kept writing "nooner" on the union timesheets - which to them, indicated they worked through lunch. I was like, "we have to have a better way to note that."

The Pitt rankings S Tier (gods of the ER) Nurse Dana Abbott McKay A (good docs, flawed) Robbie Mel Al Hashimi Javadi B (pure) Whitaker Mohan Nurse Emma Nurse Donnie C (funny) Princess Joy Garcia D (good docs, VERY flawed) Langdon E (annoying, if right) Santos Jail (jail) Ogilvie

Okay but NURSE JESSE 📈📈📈

We’ve used EVerify for employment authorization since 2012. I’ve never seen a country’s temporary protected status revoked - we got 5 revocations in the last week.

This made me laugh very hard

I get to watch 75 minutes of Denny Duquette talking about my beautiful Seahawks and their beautiful super bowl win and I will stay soaking up this goodness as long as I can

Wait wait wait this is Afroman of "because I got high"? King His responses are so perfect here. I hope he counter-sues these cops after he wins.

Hope everyone is having a good night except for that one male Hulu exec who is the reason the Buffy reboot (with OSCAR WINNING DIRECTOR CHLOE ZHAO) was canceled. I hope he dies in horrible torturous ways. You know how the Sloth guy died in the movie Seven? Somebody should Sloth this Hulu exec.

Has anyone else read Adult Braces? I love Lindy’s writing and it’s the first non fiction book I’ve read in a million years. (It was worth taking a break from my typical monster erotica.)

This is the real reason I've never had babies. Too afraid I'd get ready to deliver but would lose my ID. Then I'd be stuck with that fetus inside of me, undelivered, until I could find time to stand in line at the DMV.

The way Ed Harris looked at Amy Madigan when her name was read was one of the most beautiful things. Just sheer love and pride and trust and oh my god I’m already welling up.

Fuck you Tim Chalamet

Calgary is pretty

Good news! Got bumped to first 💃🏼 Less good news: departure time at the gate says 6:40 instead of 5:40. But it said 5:40 on the app so that’s why I left the lounge at the N gates. I’m lounge-less now as I wait. Who will feed me Aperol spritzes

So my boss got me the shell for my anniversary (so sweet and unexpected) and I love it so much I bought the matching bag. I feel so cute, travel wise. And I love that the bag is hiding my shoes in the separate compartment on the bottom!

Everyone is talking about Seahawks moves on here (or lack thereof) but I’m leaning into my “Super Bowl champion we are so unbothered” era, personally

I also got $50 for my flight delay but I have to spend it in the USA by Friday which means I have to make this purchase before I board my flight. What fancy thing should I buy at Hudson news

Flight to Calgary has been delayed twice so far. I’m in the lounge drinking an aperol spritz that has too much champagne and not enough Aperol. Literally champagne problems.

there is no greater torture than having to watch a recording of yourself presenting. i say "um" so much. way too much. and my voice is too high. i sound like a little girl. someone put me out of my misery. (i just had to share out this recording to 85 people 😭)

Update: I bought 2 boxes of cookies and brought them to work. Problem solved. People complain about RTO but one huge benefit is that your office colleagues are 100% biodegradable garbage receptacles for all your unwanted consumables.

Obviously Americans are annoying but I think we overestimate travel hostility. I was just in France last week and didn’t experience any anti-American sentiment. And last year I was in Greece & Spain and they were all super nice to us

I have already ordered cookies from 4 girl scouts this season bc at this age all of my friends’ children are Girl Scouts. But my neighbor just texted me directly to ask if I’d buy cookies from her kid and it’s tipped me over into a psychotic state. I cannot be expected to eat this many cookies

I’ve seen too many people comment “balling” when they mean “bawling” and that’s why I’m a judgy cunt about audiobook listeners

When you say you are making enchiladas but you’re really just crazing a bunch of toasty cheese

Maxx Crosby won’t see your failed physical jokes but your friends who have a lot of mental and physical ailments probably will, because they’re really spending a lot of time on this website to avoid all of the difficult things they need to be doing to make their lives meaningful and fulfilling.

noooooo 😭

hear me out

Everyone stop what you're doing, the Mariners are selling fries, nachos, and fish and chips in ferries now. www.mlb.com/mariners/bal...

His hair looks like it would shatter if you knocked on it, like ceramics

Thanks I hate it

This is who you’re asking to check her inbox after a week long vacation

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Marseilles 🇫🇷

Cassis 🇫🇷

Dejeuner

Repping the Super Bowl winning Seattle Seahawks in Paris

Shanthi took me to the airport to fly to France today 💕 And we realized she also took me to the airport to fly to France the day after the US started a previous war in March 2003. What is up with me flying to France the day after our dumb asses start wars?

Parmesan drop biscuity vegetable pot pie situation over here

Today was a rough one. But the hot tub guy came today and topped her off with water and balanced her chemistries and now everything is ok.

The nation's largest HR professional org posted this AI slop to celebrate Black History Month on LinkedIn. I really worry that in 10 years, a majority of the population will legitimately believe it's normal to have 17 fingers.

ok well now that AI can pretend to be fed up with me for being too horny i might get into it