Being a Seahawks fan and wishing Geno Smith well are not mutually exclusive

i'm still laughing that that lady had a FaceTime affair with a diseased rock monster with a brain worm fellas there is no reason not to have hope

Guys you know that song “booty booty booty booty rock it everywherrrrrre”

Uh ohhhhh we are drunk elderly millennials and they’re playing in da club it’s about to go down

Yeah bitch

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It’s raining in Vegas

Bravos!

Night 2 fit

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Night one fit

LOOK AT MY DRINK

Back from Honolulu, headed to Vegas (god bless Paine field airport)

Checking my mail before I fly out to Vegas and look at this lovely birthday gift 😂😭

I finished 11 courses at my conference yesterday which is enough to earn my certificate of completion so I DO NOT have to wake up early tmw for the 7:30 session. So I’m in my hotel watching Gilmore girls and eating snacks in the snack bed.

Anne Hathaway turned 43 a week after I did and i just feel like Scorpio women born in nineteen hundred and eighty two >>

OMG I JUST RAN INTO THE GUY WHI LIVED ACROSS FROM US IN MCMAHON HALL SOPHOMORE YEAR

Stuck in class all today today but at least I did this yesterday

"Thinking about the Edmund Fitzgerald today and how like the gales of November I came early and wrecked my shot with you"

Choosing my sessions gives me a ghost of that same glorious rush I got at the start of each quarter in college when my new syllabi came out

In the keynote this morning a BA from the electricians union in Ohio gave me his card and asked to get a drink later and I panicked and said sure but I won’t lol oops

It is too crowded

Omg I just made it to my other hotel and checked in and now the Seahawks are up by 21 points? The game barely started! 🎉

My avocado toast is so pretty and Tyler Warren did what I needed him to do for my fantasy team. It’s a great way to wake up 😎

It was drizzling when I arrived in Honolulu and I walked 20 minutes in the rain seeking this kitsune udon and omg it was so worth it

I want to take too many of the classes

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE Wordle 1,603 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Fingers crossed my flight makes it out on time, but so far so good! 😎

Got a text tonight from a guy who ghosted me a few months ago. But when he ghosted me I wasn’t really bummed and I sorta forgot about it, which means there wasn’t a real spark right? So I don’t plan to…respond to this at all? AITA?

Omg I just got birthday cards from my nieces 🥹🥰😭 Nina made me a whole crossword puzzle!!!

Remember remember the 5th of November…..

thank you everyone for the birthday wishes! having your birthday around election day is always tricky - this year was so much better than last nov 5th

what about bringing it around town

This is as big a deal as Mamdani actually? In forever fascist ass MS...??? Like....

Bluesky rn

Time to take out the trash!

Sam Darnold to the moon

"one of the NFL's best" Ian got screwed by chatgpt 😔

My birthday is on Wednesday which is also the day of the beaver supermoon.

Mike Mac is 11-1 on the road to start his head coaching career. Bonkers stuff.

Halloween’s grave is not yet cold and the neighbors have lit up no less than six Christmas trees in their yard. How dare you twinkle while we grieve. The callous, tinseled, disrespect. I’d egg them were it not for the economy.

omg work today has been absolutely delightful. highlight: exec assistant dressed up as the mariners etsy witch, and she brought her 1 year old dressed as a mariners hot dog from heaven! he was wearing the cutest hot dog costume and was attached to the real mariners parachute! i died

The outside is so fucking loud right now

Just finished ep 1 of S2 of peacemaker and I’m so excited to binge on this absolute TREAT

I drank half a bottle of wine with my neighbor and then I went into the hot tub and texted an ex. I am a hot mess.

I invited my neighbor over because I’ve decided to be less of an unfriendly curmudgeon. It went well!! Before and after:

New book from one of my fav smut authors (important to read the clarifications)

New car face

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

Just bought a new car, it took four hours, I’m so tired She has to come up from Portland but I get to pick her up on Saturday!