Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I’d be ok if we just repeated this quarter 3 more times. Seahawks 40-12. Just putting that out there.

What the Berries And Cream Lad looks like today will SHOCK you

neat

I kind of can’t believe I’m watching the Seahawks play for the NFC championship again. Like. Tell yourself from last August that this is what would be happening in January. Lol. Yay 💙💚

Someone with a twang singing the national anthem in Seattle? We used to be a proper country.

As the guy who pays all the protestors, bonuses for an audible “Fuck ICE” chant at the Seahawks game, we just approved the budget for it

I’m so jealous of the people getting multiple feets of snow right now. As long as you have power and your pipes don’t freeze, that is the dream. They’re living my dream.

mjolnir

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

Videos verified by The New York Times show Alex Jeffrey Pretti, the man federal agents shot and killed in Minneapolis on Saturday, was holding a phone, not a gun, when the agents took him to the ground and shot him. In total, at least 10 shots appear to have been fired within five seconds.

love the wife of your youth #SteelersNation they're pegging out here #SteelersNation tulum, #SteelersNation

The Republican position now appears to be that you have a constitutional right to openly carry a gun in public, unless you do so while expressing a view that the government dislikes, in which case the secret police can shoot you to death on the spot.

Sometimes I post food stories on insta and Marley Spoon has me making “cheesy pull-apart rolls” where you basically slice these babies bread like a hasselback potato and then I had to oil the cracks and anyways I posted this photo to my stories and I’m getting some feedback

I'm so confused the Rams are affected by the weather in Chicago. Isn't that what the cayenne pepper in their socks was for?

They aren’t allowed to wear the throwback unis in the playoffs right?

The 49ers fan shot reaction killed me

i'm boycotting the nfl until they let the chiefs back into the playoffs. i mean obviously i'll watch the games and talk about them and everything, but i will not purchase any of the teams

My brother is face timing my 15 year old niece. “Were there any cute boys at this party?” Nina: “Yeah but that’s not my point in life you know!” ❤️❤️❤️

Joe Schoen's new office

the bears and rams watching this game like jesse and walter white watching tuco beat a man to death

The Seahawks just played eight straight quarters against the 49ers without allowing a touchdown.

I am healed I am reborn

I just told my row that Bo Nix is out for the season and their minds are BLOWN. It’s passing through the section like wildfire

professional quarterbacks in the national football league and not two guys on their way to an off campus all day in-service

I’m mixing eras a bit, don’t judge me

It’s a good morning

OMFGGGGGGGG

language is always evolving, and I think we’re ready to move MILF from acronym to decapitalized word, à la scuba. shout out to the milves

IT’S TIME

Okay now I’ve convinced my brother to watch Barbarian with me (he’s really scared but I’m forcing him bc it’s so good and I want to rewatch it) and this is a consensus good movie

Just watched The Rip on Netflix with my brother and it was really fucking good and it should’ve been in a theater. Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, crooked cops, twists…if this isn’t in the theater, what are we fucking doing

Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn https://theonion.com/pioneering-female-archaeologist-in-google-doodle-bears-silent-witness-to-mans-search-for-zootopia-porn/

Omfg you guys I’m on a first date he’s in the bathroom but WAIT he worked at a lovers package store in Issaquah in like 2005 and he just told me so many stories about Sonic’s players going into his store

"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u

You know how I-5 express lanes are closed from now until the World Cup? I’m not having a good time.

omg YAY

Breaking News: Three Minnesota federal prosecutors resigned over the Justice Department’s push to investigate the wife of Renee Good, the woman killed by an ICE agent. The Justice Department sought to examine her supposed ties to activist groups.

in this great NFC matchup, I am rooting for a miserable game that makes both fanbases want to drive into substations.

“Bang bang”, I chant, as I rhythmically slam my head against a wall

Went outside today 💕

My bestie is making me go on a hike. But look at the shirt I found in the back of my drawer!

Just spent the most amazing two and half hours in Fremont yapping with @taylorklong.bsky.social who is even more gorgeous in person and we didn’t gossip about our mutuals at all ❤️❤️

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

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