re-reading the hobbit and struck by how beorn, a character i would describe as fairly trenchant, abides in "an oak-wood and has a great wooden house"

viking turning against bird. hawk betraying seaman

bork purdle

washed poster, trying to recapture the magic: is Pickensian anything

i'm out of the loop on the nfl but i just turned on the tv so i have to ask is daniel jones deep fake this season? i figure the colts must be deep faking him

the cowboys defense is at the bottom of all the charts because they allow so little epa

A store you can drop your partner off at while you go shopping, and it is just full of maps. Big murals of maps, typographical maps, old maps, road atlases, maps of fictional locations, maps of real places done in the style of national park maps, national park maps, etc

not as impressive as up north, but the aurora is even visible in big city north texas right now

@jasoncheathawks.bsky.social you summoned me?

what did he know

time for a world series walkoff hbp

it is more probable than not that the blue jays will win

10 years ago to the day

my cancelable punctuation take is that oxford-comma absolutists (not all oxford-comma users) here are reaping what they sowed for their unprovoked linguistic coup during the adolescent viral web

the mariners are exceedingly likely to win, on account of being up 4 runs in the bottom of the ninth

did nobody tell mariners fans about postseason baseball? was it my job to tell them? not everything has to be my job

it is likely the seahawks will win

what did cowboysstats know, and when did he know it

as many neutral online observers can attest, a few weeks ago the seattle mariners fanbase unanimously agreed to concede the al west race. i just received word that mlb intends to honor that concession

every fourth post on my timeline for the last few months has been the words "big dumper" or an errant attempt to google directions from california to raleigh. i know it's my own fault somehow but still strange to see

1. Build Russ a dome 2. Let Russ cook

going to bed

one sneaky factor that might slow the eagles down is that the worst defenses in the nfl are capable of forcing a kick on 1 in 5 series

"defense is part of the game of football" truthers are real quiet right now

wonder what mike zimmer has going on these days

using poor manners on the gridiron is unseemly, and should be penalized. it's a gentleman's game

the eagles are trailing the cowboys because they care more about the rivalry

so y'all are really gonna tune in to a football game. devoting your attention to it for 3 hours. on a thursday night? on the first week of september. with work the next day

it's michael parsons, like attorneys general

in our deterministic universe, the future is entirely knowable with access to enough information. so it comes as no surprise that the cowboys have traded micah parsons

a word of caution to those who might trade for micah parsons: he wants to make more money than the typical person earns in a year

there ought to be a unit of measurement that's one-half of a halfback, for backs who are a quarter the size of a fullback

if smol rb has million number of fans i am one of them . if smol rb has ten fans i am one of them. if smol rb have only one fan and that is me . if smol rb has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the smol rb, i am against the world

one benefit of being an octogenarian gm is whenever a player makes contract-related demands that might sway a rational actor, you can just repeatedly state you do not understand them until the deadline passes

the dallas cowboys are striking deals without first reading players their miranda rights, making them unlikely to stand on appeal

the cowboys were never going to pay their star edge rusher because his locker room reputation, developed at penn state, made him too valuable on the market. it may not be fair but that's just the way it is

you can always tell when people are watching football. pretty easy to spot

seattle corrects prior mistake, trades for geno on eve of nfl season

don't sleep on philly. this charming town plays an underappreciated role in the greater washington-baltimore-philadelphia metro economy

it is wrong to ascribe virtue to any person, on account of some assumptions i hold about a series of loosely connected topics

when one commits to the path of Honor, they accept they must endure the scorn of the dishonorable

imagine if you will, an honest-to-god poster issuing very serious directives from his director-level office

you don't see nba teams run the Little King defense anymore. in the '90s you'd see teams sub in a really small guy. they'd lift him up and set him up on the top of their goal and he'd just sit there a while. eventually he'd start crying and they'd have to get him down but it was cute while it lasted

banning the tush push is good for the economy. helps everybody. hurts nobody

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at the hands of Sovereignty

jerry's endearing comments on woke are just the latest chapter in his long campaign for civil rights. google 'jerry jones segregation protest' to learn more

i don't get why it's a big deal. every football player i've ever watched reminds me of kam chancellor

with the twelfth pick of the 2025 nfl draft, the dallas cowboys select, pierbattista pizzaballa

Look At This Chart. What If It Means Something Bad?