did nobody tell mariners fans about postseason baseball? was it my job to tell them? not everything has to be my job

it is likely the seahawks will win

what did cowboysstats know, and when did he know it

as many neutral online observers can attest, a few weeks ago the seattle mariners fanbase unanimously agreed to concede the al west race. i just received word that mlb intends to honor that concession

every fourth post on my timeline for the last few months has been the words "big dumper" or an errant attempt to google directions from california to raleigh. i know it's my own fault somehow but still strange to see

1. Build Russ a dome 2. Let Russ cook

going to bed

one sneaky factor that might slow the eagles down is that the worst defenses in the nfl are capable of forcing a kick on 1 in 5 series

"defense is part of the game of football" truthers are real quiet right now

wonder what mike zimmer has going on these days

using poor manners on the gridiron is unseemly, and should be penalized. it's a gentleman's game

the eagles are trailing the cowboys because they care more about the rivalry

so y'all are really gonna tune in to a football game. devoting your attention to it for 3 hours. on a thursday night? on the first week of september. with work the next day

it's michael parsons, like attorneys general

in our deterministic universe, the future is entirely knowable with access to enough information. so it comes as no surprise that the cowboys have traded micah parsons

a word of caution to those who might trade for micah parsons: he wants to make more money than the typical person earns in a year

there ought to be a unit of measurement that's one-half of a halfback, for backs who are a quarter the size of a fullback

if smol rb has million number of fans i am one of them . if smol rb has ten fans i am one of them. if smol rb have only one fan and that is me . if smol rb has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the smol rb, i am against the world

one benefit of being an octogenarian gm is whenever a player makes contract-related demands that might sway a rational actor, you can just repeatedly state you do not understand them until the deadline passes

the dallas cowboys are striking deals without first reading players their miranda rights, making them unlikely to stand on appeal

the cowboys were never going to pay their star edge rusher because his locker room reputation, developed at penn state, made him too valuable on the market. it may not be fair but that's just the way it is

you can always tell when people are watching football. pretty easy to spot

seattle corrects prior mistake, trades for geno on eve of nfl season

don't sleep on philly. this charming town plays an underappreciated role in the greater washington-baltimore-philadelphia metro economy

it is wrong to ascribe virtue to any person, on account of some assumptions i hold about a series of loosely connected topics

when one commits to the path of Honor, they accept they must endure the scorn of the dishonorable

imagine if you will, an honest-to-god poster issuing very serious directives from his director-level office

you don't see nba teams run the Little King defense anymore. in the '90s you'd see teams sub in a really small guy. they'd lift him up and set him up on the top of their goal and he'd just sit there a while. eventually he'd start crying and they'd have to get him down but it was cute while it lasted

banning the tush push is good for the economy. helps everybody. hurts nobody

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at the hands of Sovereignty

jerry's endearing comments on woke are just the latest chapter in his long campaign for civil rights. google 'jerry jones segregation protest' to learn more

i don't get why it's a big deal. every football player i've ever watched reminds me of kam chancellor

with the twelfth pick of the 2025 nfl draft, the dallas cowboys select, pierbattista pizzaballa

Look At This Chart. What If It Means Something Bad?

been feeling a bit out of touch with the latest goings-on. might open a news article for the first time in 9 years

it appears increasingly clear that my daily indulgence of a social media addiction was the fraying twine that held together a cowboys competitive window

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micah parsons, podcaster and tireless advocate for reallocating salary from the quarterback position to micah parsons

What is your favorite Fallacy (you have to choose, as there are only 2): False Dilemma or False Dichotomy?

spare a thought in these difficult times for those of us with terminal cases of darnold derangement syndrome

guy on the street just now asked me whether i think more boys want to become cows, or more cows aspire to be boys. i kept my cool and continued on my way

sometimes i like to send little notes back in time to my 2015 self with increasingly frantic entries like "march 2025 - seahawks bluesky gets luka'd"

some people i respect said that sam darnold had a decent season, and i trust them because i have to believe a man who peaked in college can rally years later, for a brief period of time

saw a guy online not treating a Coach with the appropriate deference just because his name was brian "schotty" cornelius schottenheimer. made me sick

brian schottenheimer a brin enheimerschott a bottchrin enheimers a botchrin enheritmes a botcherin heritmens a botcher inherits men

now you know and i know, and we all know, that this hire i just made is a big risk. bout as big a risk as i could make. and i'm here to assure you that it's not a big risk for this or that reason you mention, but for a secret third reason

you can't convince me there is such a thing as a schottenheimer-eberflus regime. it defies everything i believe to be true about onomastic meritocracy

please - mister schottenheimer is my father. you can call me brian cornelius schottenheimer

b. cornelius schottenheimer