I STILL LOVE DEADLOCH and no spoilers I don’t think but omg that ending DEVASTATED me. Obviously I won’t say how, but god damn!!!! Upsetting!!!! Nevertheless cannot wait for season 2!!!!

hi, cis folks! trans people need your help! the FY26 budget gets a vote by 9/30. GOP wants a ban on funds for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE. they're trying for other bans, too. we need you to call senators like chuck who don't get it: reps.fyi info & script in the🧵⬇️

We finally started watching Deadloch (watching the last episode today so no spoilers!) and it’s SO GOOD! And SO GAY!! I am OBSESSED!!! Big ups to my queen Abby Matsuda I love her so much! Please enjoy this gif of my favorite Abby moment so far. I hope there is more of her in S2!

I ate food today without any pain! I didn’t even need weed or Tylenol at all today! I think the agony of my last several days might actually be behind me now yayyyyy

Dammit I forgot RCCC was this weekend & forgot to see if there was any OFMD stuff happening so ofc I missed it all & now the weekend is over 😭 (it’s for the best bc I’ve been sick since Thursday afternoon so I guess I’d rather have realized it later than know what I’m missing while I’m missing it)

Hi all~ Announcing Act of Grace: An OFMD Virtu-Con! A free virtual OFMD con hosted over Discord on February 7th and 8th 2026. Panels, Artist Alley, Writer highlights, and more! More info and applications coming soon. actofgracecon.carrd.co #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

I think my sibling-in-law legit thought I maybe wasn’t a huge nerd somehow but all that changed when I gave them a tour of my animal crossing house which is entirely OFMD themed lol (they loved it)

take me back 😭😭😭

SPANISH JACKIE’S WEDDING 💒

piper's out of surgery, still at the vet, but they were unable to retrieve all of the crystals. they're recommending he see a specialist in the next few days. so while today's surgery has been heavily discounted, the specialist will be roughly 5 grand. so. uh. please share. ko-fi.com/blandbeard

Sharing my favourite thing from the before times. Bless you tiktok user mrxmillagher 😭

Some of my faves I've made

drumroll.... INTRODUCING THE SLOPPY SMOOCH PICREW! this is something ive been working on for a long time!! please enjoy the fun of making sloppy smooches (and please tag me so i can enjoy them all with you!! c:) happy @sloppysmoochweek.bsky.social !!!! picrew.me/image_maker/...

Them: are you still thinking about pirates? Me:

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ Con O'Neill 🕯️ Convention 🕯️ (Near Me) Announcement 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

Ugh the Rhys Darby show is on my birthday so I was like “yay” but I just found out tboy wrestling IS ALSO ON MY BIRTHDAY WHO CAN POSSIBLY CHOOSE

Something I’ve noticed is that when it comes to getting Izzy pregnant, the responsible party is only ever just Ed, or the entire crew, and I think that’s beautiful.

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Started a rewatch of OFMD but in Spanish, as I’m trying to improve my Spanish, and damn when that piano starts on High on a Rocky Ledge… fuck, it still hits

ok so when are we having an OFMD con in the US?? I’ll literally go anywhere. I’ll go to fucking Florida and get arrested for using the bathroom, I don’t care

**Now available on Ko-fi and Etsy** This hard enamel pin with beautiful LED lights as fireworks to help celebrate and commemorate OFMD Calypso’s birthday and the La Vie en Rose scene Please like, comment or share #ShopOFMD Etsy: buymybootyco.etsy.com/listing/4318... Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/s/61faa62f23

please help me afford my dog’s surgery ❤️ anything helps, even if all you can do is share. thank you 💙

Hi all! We successfully made it to Florida! I still need some help with the last costs of moving and getting settled, so if you are able and willing to share or donate, please do!! 🩵🩵 I will have to pay the movers their final amount due upon arrival. #moving #gofundme #movinghelp gofund.me/8b3780e3

i must once again ask for assistance 😭 piper’s ultrasound determined he has 2 types of crystals in his urine, one of which that could cause a blockage. he also has swollen intestines. the only way to remove these crystals is by performing surgery. i love this dog so much, y’all ko-fi.com/blandbeard

Please appreciate my bathroom gentlebeard jellyfish lighting gallery wall - great for a relaxing bath

wearing a lot of purple today so you know I had to

Happy pride month today I’m going to try to buy some used soccer cleats so I can play gay soccer this summer ⚽️ 💅✨

I’m obsessed

bringing it back

This morning I told my partner to stay in bed and look at her phone while I make breakfast and as I bopped around the kitchen listening to 80s tunes I thought to myself “This is so gentlebeard coded” so yes I still think about them every day

I'm super excited to announce a lil collab with @izzyfreak.bsky.social, with all proceeds from sales of these hand-stamped patches and buttons going to Mermaids UK. Sales run thru 5/31. Shares appreciated! #shopofmd 4" x 5" patches: ko-fi.com/s/52894c1c92 1.5" buttons: ko-fi.com/s/7e3e92b94b

i could not get it together for a drabble today for #OFMDSchittsWeek so instead enjoy this little thread i made back when season 1 of ofmd premiered Ed and Stede as David and Patrick 🧵

Our Flag Means Death season 2 episode 4

My gender is asking “did you guys catch the highlights?” but I’m referring to the Met Gala

Got tickets for October 11th at 7pm bc THAT’S MY BIRTHDAY who all else is going???

Our Flag Means Death: Season 2, Episode 6: “Calypso’s Birthday” (2023)

who cares? if she gets money from it, we’re not watching it. put some of that money into OFMD season 3 like you should have to begin with!

which SNL sketch is your gender? my gender is Wells for Boys youtu.be/BONhk-hbiXk?...

I miss going to a convention and seeing all my pirate friends 😢 where we going this year??

"i never see you at the club" okay, well i never see you at blackbeard's bar and grill and other delicacies and delights and fishing equipment (gift shop out back)

Every time I watch this, I watch it fifteen god damn times it’s so fucking funny

I’ve seen that pic of a c*** smoking a cigar too many times today, so I present this one instead.

Had to call out sick today bc of a tummyache and I’m deep in my Stede Bonnet feels, please send anything even vaguely Stede Bonnet related. Memes, art, clips, fic recs, whatever! Thank you in advance. My tummy hurts and I’m mad at the government.

i would go further: the main purpose of the new adaptation is to fund jk rowling's legal challenges against trans people. there's no earnest motivation to accomplish or do something the cinematic adaptations failed to do. this is just a boat load of money for rowling to bankroll her bigoted crusade.

I can’t overstate how important the character of Stede Bonnet was to me, the way Rhys played him. The soft, gentle quality of Stede’s masculinity, his love of flowers, fine things, and little outfits, just everything about him resonated with me and will always mean so much to me.

JKR funded the campaign group behind all this btw. This is why we beg you to stop engaging with Harry Potter media.