Texas Chainsaw Mansplainer

Welp there’s no unseeing this

Paul Blart: Mind Freak

-What a time to be alive. You can just poop in a box and send it away to strangers. -Good on you. Lots of people are using Cologuard. -Colo what now?

I'll never forgive James Cameron for forcing me to imagine these two making the beast with two backs.

Republicans keep winning elections because people think Sanders represents Democrats

Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼

Facebook comments are such a cesspool

Being an American during the 250th Aniversary of the United States feels a lot like if the terrorists in Die Hard demanded that the hostages continue having their Christmas party.

We don’t put living people on currency. If Trump wants to be on a $250 bill, he just needs to die, and I’m okay with that.

Having faith that the courts will fix things for us doesn’t help.

So let me get this straight… Trump gets found liable by juries TWICE, owes E. Jean Carroll millions, then his DOJ launches a CRIMINAL probe into HER? That’s not justice. That’s revenge wearing a government badge.

I feel like the photographer could have gotten a little closer tbh

Enough about the next Bond. Let’s talk about the next villain and their plot: For your consideration, Dolly Parton secretly funds a vaccine that will make recipients crave brains.

Now that he has threatened to do it, he should hurry up before an unfortunate accident.

We’re gonna need some darker colors.

Texans better start electing dems to leadership positions. Republicons don’t care, cant behave professionally and will NEVER take responsibility for the harm they do unto others. Texans are going to forget what the word “freedom” means in real life. l.smartnews.com/p-7LXhpYME/4...

Sick of the White House official account’s constant violations of the Hatch Act.

"'It's been an excruciating 23 hours without being on TV,' Colbert said from the studio. 'So I am grateful to be able to be here on Monroe Community Media before they also get acquired by Paramount.'" www.detroitnews.com/story/entert...

This is why I avoid it. Who needs all these side quests.

The GOP would be rioting in the streets if Biden stole $1,776M in a sham settlement with his own government. Unprincipled tools.

Presidential assassination attempts that didn’t get close happened in the past too, but you heard about them less because previous presidents all thought strength was shrugging “you can’t phase me, nothing can,” while this president thinks strength is whining “I’m such a victim, soothe my feelings.”

Colbert unrestricted is going to be amazing

I keep telling y’all, he’s never leaving. The symbolism here is crazy work! A glowing golden shield protecting the White House like a king’s palace. Satellites, missiles, crosses, heavenly light from the sky, all centered around one man who sees himself as the seat of devine power.

Don’t just cancel CBS. Cancel Paramount+ too. Colbert was cancelled to grease approval for the merger.

That's weird; he told reporters he had nothing to do with the fund. Now he's saying he gave up a lot of money "allowing" it.

Don’t just cancel CBS. Cancel Paramount+ too. Colbert was cancelled to grease approval for the merger.

I don't care what your politics are, this is bullshit.

When assembling your dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully.

In case you wonder why Stephen Miller looks so familiar.

First Amendment violation:

It’s funny how multiple things can be bad.

When Democrats take Congress, they’ll be a laundry list of impeachment worthy offenses to choose from if Jeffries has a spine. Democrats can’t win enough Senate seats on their own to convict, but maybe the remaining Republicans will see the writing on the wall.

Hey, trumpers...this is what you voted for.

He is a symptom of a diseased American psyche. A black president was the last straw for white conservatives.

He is a symptom of a diseased American psyche. A black president was the last straw for white conservatives.

A good photographer is worth his weight in gold

The count on you being exhausted by the firehose of corruption and bullshit. But THIS. THIS is grounds to march on DC and demand the END of this mafia administration. This is the biggest middle finger to America.

Any advertised game where gameplay doesn’t match the ad should be pulled from the App Store.

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Did they deliberately name NOAA after the one guy who got a decent forecast and survived a flood?

If Democrats take Congress in 2026, they will do nothing just so that they can continue to fundraise and run against MAGA in 2028. Jeffries has already said that impeachment isn’t a priority.

“SICKENING. ICE pulled a gun on a New York teen, beat him bloody, then realized they had the wrong guy. They dumped him far from home, injured and alone. This is what masked goons do. Make sure this gets out!!” substack.com/@rawstory/no...

I just can’t. How does anyone support this lunatic?

"opening fire" - murdering two people "firearms enthusiast" - murderer there you go, nbc

😂 trump’s dumber than the fools who got him elected.