I like big butts and I cannot lie, I can recite 300 digits of pi

Here it is as a sticker (or postcard or something) if you so fancy. I posted them on my shop so I can have some prints after I gave the originals away. www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Sh...

Sinatra hated racists and would have punched Miller in the mouth. Or as Phil Hartman's impression of Sinatra put it, "I got chunks of guys like you in my stool."

SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??

One good thing about me is that my brain works and I don't fall for Orwellian, propaganda nonsense like this. The Israelis are breaking the ceasefire and NBC News is actively running interference to support the Israeli government (as are most other American corporate media outlets).

It was the best of memes It was the worst of memes It was the age of ceiling cat It was the age of basement cat It was the epoch of dat boi It was the epoch of skelator In short we had nothing before us Yet everything forever to meme

>be AFRICOM >>finally gets hands on precious and rare TLAMS >>>miss

HISTORY REPEATS…👇 “It was not Hitler or Himmler who abducted me, beat me and shot my family. It was the shoemaker, the milkman, the neighbor, who received a uniform and then believed they were the master race." ~ Karl Stojka, Auschwitz survivor

there are a bunch of accounts pushing this scam btw

The DoD is actually one giant practical joke being played on INDOPACOM.

A rare daytime sighting of my little fluffy red potato buddy. Plus you can see a claw! Rufus Screech Owl. #birds #owls

My family and I, and the entire Japanese American community on the West Coast, were denied due process during our internment in WWII. It is a cherished, critical right for all people within the U.S.’s borders.

One of the greatest NBA players was drafted during a friggin Taco Bell commercial and he still making joaks abt it. #Legend

There is a certain group of East Cost Hockey League (2 tiers down from the NHL) teams that treat their players like absolute garbage and it may just break the entire league

ICE on the Texas/Mexico border stopping and kidnapping people attempting to leave the US. (12/26/25)

163 years ago in Mankato, 38 Dakota men were hung in the largest mass execution in our nation’s history. I’m grateful to the riders who continue to remind us the importance of fighting for accountability and healing for the Dakota people. www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...

i am going to invent worse reply guys in a laboratory. i am going to splice the bluesky discover feed with hobbyist redditors who are angry that someone is new to their hobby and then make that mate with an infosec german from mastodon and we're going to let grok raise the child

5600 tampons isn’t even that many. that’d last a lady astronaut like a week in space

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See how our friend Will focuses on tampons because he is both totally grossed out and also has no idea about the politics of period products. While protesting abortion bans in Texas, tampons were confiscated at security because they were afraid we would throw cotton balls at politicians.

This is not specific to ICE JSYK. When my mother was evicted from our old family home, they helped themselves to our things too. And I hear of people who, when they are taken into police custody, have their personal possessions (ordinary, non-problematic items) lifted from them out of greed.

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

When I worked at an elementary school in the South Bronx, the kids there played chess a few times a week. The best chess players in the city, if not the country, are often from the poorest neighborhoods in New York.

what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck

No, EVERYTHING has shipping

Oh my boys

My Christmas cat #cats

This finch represents life goals He bold He gold He stay out of the cold #birds

important

Think your mail is private? In Columbus, ICE is playing "Postmaster General."

Something something holidays

I’m going to need to see the declination memos from DoJ where they declined to prosecute the Epstein co-conspirators, and I’m gonna need to see them for every single person they declined to prosecute.

Thought I’d drop my incredibly appropriate greeting card here. Enjoy

I think u mean he got hooked on WOKE heroin at the woke rehab you freaking commonists

remember when the democrats decided to tactically stop pointing out that these people are weird freaks no one likes

INDOPACOM seeing AFRICOM using TLAMs:

I was leaving work one night years ago as this couple was in the middle of an argument. He stomped off and she called after him "That's it, walk away, PORN MASTURBATOR!!”

I wish we could explain to small children that some day, getting in bed and going to sleep will become the highlight of their lives.

these dudes straight up think life is gta do constant crimes, 5 star wanted, hide in a dumpster for 20 mintues, then pop out to the store for some christmas shopping

Im not gonna say what that looks like, but everyone knows what that looks like #strangerthings

Merychippus to all who celebrate!

Mr. Waite’s gift to me this year was this utterly gorgeous piece by @amyraehill.bsky.social — in memory of our beloved mini-dachshund who lived a life full of blankets and snuggles and is now back among the stars from whence he came.

My youth is talking to my husbands side of the family and swearing like mad and there is a wonderful horrified silence on the other end of the phone.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, MUTANTS!

How to make a joke for all generations 68±1

My weighted blanket is too heavy for my bad foot but otherwise I adore it. Like, I wanna live under it forever.