Protect John Oliver at all costs.

@lebatardshow.bsky.social Tua so bad, we're even laughing at the memes in Canada.

The degree to which he and his wife do not speak to each other is unprecedented. They don’t speak to each other more intensely than any two other people in the world do not speak to each other. It’s mesmerizing.

This is one of the wildest thing I've ever seen

One good way to grow Bluesky is for Twitter to just stop working for long stretches multiple times a day

Do you know why DOGE is so opaque? Because there's nothing worse for Elon than being trans parent.

"maga are angrier that people found out about pete hegseth's incompetence than they are about pete hegseth's actual incompetence' Ain't truth a hell of a thing?

Any woman who wont have my kid owes me $42,000 a month

Miami Heat have to win two on the road? ... Vs the Bulls and Hawks? Aw snot. They're winning a title this year, aren't they? @mikefountains.bsky.social @jeremytache.bsky.social

You can't beat a comma. Inverted or otherwise.

This!

Add this to the mix.. arstechnica.com/security/202...

I fully support this use of AI.

This show deserves to survive. chng.it/bCmfn9MyGg

Cup of Coffee Extra: The Department of Defense erases Jackie Robinson. Free article. No paywall. www.cupofcoffeenews.com/cup-of-coffe...

If Pierre Poilievre wins, he's going to start deporting native peoples.

Meadowlark Pre-show exercises? @jeremytache.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/V0JE_...

You guys. As a member of the Oregon Trail generation, I just.

Best actor

Look, criticize Trump all you want, but he's doing exactly what we elected him to do (threatening Canada and pardoning dead statutory rapist baseball players).

relatedly, why is the entire political press completely uninterested in the verifiable fact that JD Vance has close relationships with online nazis?

"If a corporation’s goal is to get the most out of workers while paying them as little as possible, Isn’t it logical that a worker’s goal is to earn as much as they can while doing as little work as possible?" 🤔🤔🤔

Ian Fleming's original James Bond novels haven't aged well. For example, Moonraker - published almost exactly 70 years ago in April 1955 - features a villain who's a super-rich industrialist and rocket-maker seeking to cause chaos because he's a secret Nazi. Such a silly idea!

If Columbo was leaving my apartment and seemed like he was about to ask another question I’d just be like “okay bye” and shut the door really fast

Seems legit.... We don't want to be a nation of underachieving Americans.

This would have been great if they ran it three years ago. Days late dollars short NYP.

Baseball sounds

Untitled, by Joan Mitchell, 1992, 📸 via @dimfilipovic.bsky.social

AMERICAN DREAM, 1776: I hope our new nation can someday fulfill the promise of true democracy for, of, and by the people AMERICAN DREAM, 2025: I hope the unelected billionaire Nazi fries his brain on Ketamine so someone can stop his broccoli-headed teen soldiers from crashing planes

Jeff Bezos’ Washington Post would not run this ad. This is the power of oligarchy.

Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere theonion.com/numerous-tea...

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

They screwed this all up.

Want to learn how Jesse Owens used the oak saplings he won along with his gold medals at the Germany Hitler Olympic Games in 1936 to fight redlining and heat islands in urban neighborhoods in the United States? This show is excellent @pablo.show open.spotify.com/episode/43LZ...

Quite literally the same statement that ruined Nixon forever because it revealed him to be plainly anti-American.

Evening on Karl Johan Street, by Edvard Munch, 1892

MUSTTAAAAAAAAARRRRRRD!!!! THAT WAS THE GREATEST HALFTIME SHOW SINCE PRINCE. I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING.

Via r/Utah_Hockey, the logos/uniforms from the Utah HC fan voting. Utah Outlaws with easily the best name/worst logo. You can tell which one had several months of design work put into it before a beverage cooler company wouldn't share their trademark...

@jessicasmetana.bsky.social youtu.be/pUOG2g4hj8s?... I dunno if you were trying to reference this or not, but you did anyway. 😁👍🤣

I joke with my other celiac pals about the “gluten-free tax,” the extra we have to pay for gluten free versions of staples like pasta or bread But Girl Scouts don’t charge a gluten-free tax, their gluten-free cookies are the same price as the rest, making them some of the cheapest GF cookies around

hard to articulate how fucked up it is that one of the leading stories on ESPN dot com is about how a football player screwed over bettors

youtu.be/MwYg4eUDgwE?... Kane Pixels\Parsons is my favorite filmmaker since -- Imagine if Christopher Nolan were way less pretentious (i.e., not at all pretentious). Get on the hype train now, because you're allllllllmost already too late.

There are 510,000 NCAA athletes. Fewer than 10 — *0.002%* — are trans. So I asked the brilliant David Epstein, author of The Sports Gene, to help me understand human evolution, the science of competitive advantage, and what's been missing from the trans athlete debate: youtu.be/vN2Mka4X20Q?...

Been getting a lot of people asking about LA geography concerned that the images they see means the entire county is on fire. That's understandable. But LA is a big place. So, to give an idea of scale it's time to cart this out again. It's a map of LA with other cities superimposed on it.

PTFO's first episode of the new year is our deep dive into the untold story of (and secretive billionaire behind) the absolute worst commercial in the history of sports. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT HIM: youtu.be/Xn00jH8soHw?...