I can get on bsky on my computer! Yay! Maybe because I'm in Louisiana right now, but they've completely banned access on my phone no matter my location.

🛸💥 I lowkey just crash landed… hope I’m giving intergalactic puss 👽🐱 I’m so excited for Masterclass S2!!! 💖

😭 hate it here

want to get a masters in linguistics and teach but also want to get my court reporting certification and also don't want to move right now to pursue said linguistics masters idk idk idk

quit being an advisor and am back at starbucks lmao (which surprisingly pays more). if we didn't have any appointments, we would just sit there doing fucking nothing the whole day and were told to "look busy."

fuck ice fuck ice fuck ice fuck ice fuck ice fuck ice fuck ice fuck

i love lesbians

“switch 2” “switch 2” how about you switch 2 supporting local drag

i love showing people how stenography machines work because they're always blown away and it's so funny to me. i'm explaining how to write based on phonetics and they're like "nope i could never!!" babe do we understand syllables and phonics

also it’s fuck duolingo for life because how are you going to “value free, accessible language education” and then use AI to run everything. put some effort and care into things instead of having AI give people inaccurate, wonky sentences they will never use.

i wish i would’ve just studied a language in college. tf am i doing with a public relations degree? at least i would’ve been a hot bilingual bitch

my beautiful, perfect, angel girlfriend got accepted into a phd program for civil engineering!!! yay!!!

i love court reporting so much

actually so upset i missed the gay spelling bee competition at sipps bc i would’ve devoured

I wish the gays and the aussies had gatekept the word cunt more

Abolish ICE. Abolish the Secret Police. Abolish Fascism.

listen, i don’t know much about the teaching side of academia, but i’m watching this man go to chat gpt to create his course quizzes, tests, and homework assignments and i am so shocked lol bc aren’t you supposed to be against this?

love starting a new job and having to say “the person that i am dating” instead of using the word “girlfriend” bc idk if they’re homophobic or not. 🙃

today some old dude grabbed my arm and fucking turned it to see my tattoo. stop touching strangers!!!!!!

quitting starbucks to be an academic advisor for a community college :) yay!

can elon musk stop emailing my girlfriend

how come when you order panera’s tomato soup to-go it never comes with the croutons like it’s supposed to :(

also in life updates, someone sponsored me to go to a court reporting conference and i’m soooo excited 💓

went to the zoo yesterday and had ethiopian food for the first time with my sunshine angel girl

the drag race lip sync song choices have been so bad these past few episodes

got one of those military recruitment emails and my mom’s response?? girl you want me to be in trumps military?? hello?!

i thank god everyday that i’m from the only part of the country where white ppl know how to cook

so there were a lot of people from other countries at my job today bc of the super bowl, and we had a german woman come in and she told me my german sounded good 😭 the best compliment

just made an appointment to get my hair done professionally in a salon for the first time in ten years omg ahhhh

in other news, i went to pandora’s yesterday and had a very good strawberry cheesecake snoball

i love being the personal paparazzi for my girlfriend’s cat

bought an adult coloring book and my dad said “don’t you think you’re too old for that?” please tell me the age limit on experiencing whimsy and joy. god forbid people have hobbies.

I and many others warned that the anti-CRT, anti-DEI propaganda campaign that so many embraced or down played was always about creating the narrative for and paving the way for a larger attack on civil rights. We are here.

snola ❄️

Did you know that the Linguistic Discovery website includes a database of over 60 linguistics podcasts? resources.linguisticdiscovery.com/Podcasts-fb5... #podcasts #linguistics #language

also guess i’m going to use this instead of twitter now bc it’s fuck elon musk forever

snowing in new orleans + gf made us hot chocolate :)

lol i forgot i had this hiiiii

My sister illustrated her cat’s adventures with an IKEA bag earlier today

need someone to hire me to do copywriting for a language app or website ughhh i just want to talk about language learning all day

I think the Duolingo owl should be taken down a peg or two

bitch i love a french 75

I’ve no idea why anyone would have violent thoughts

cute day

in another life i definitely would've been a language teacher

@raymondnoodle.bsky.social ur pfp is so cute

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

anthems & thoughts by charli xcx really are those girls like

long walks during sunset ✨ #pixelart

Not now babe I’m skeeting