Huda should have skipped love island and found herself a 5’5” butch to help raise that child

Maybe I want a bbl

LGBT stands for Lovely Giant Big Tits

Pride 25 round up

You know what fuck it I’m LGT now fuck the bisexuals y’all don’t even have your own slur gtfo

Saturday June 28 💖🌈 come to Switch n’ Play for this outrageous lineup!!!!!!!!!!

Lydia butthole brooks mauvangeline kollins should have been top two

Me when I’m lost

#girlpope as fuck

Kate Bush 💝

Gnarly isn’t it for me I’m sorry

Okay I’m just gonna come out and say that I am an equal opportunity gatekeeper bc I don’t care if you’re a muscled up twunk with a dance background or an artsy they if there’s no mug happening I don’t wanna see you at a drag show

Everywhere I look I just see cornballery

Baby call me yoni yugi the way my pussy is exodia the forbidden one

I’m like if bosco was a fucking idiot

Seeing doves in the wind live was lifechanging

I’ve been the pope idk what y’all are on about

subway fish rejoice your truth

Husband fucked around and brought Altoid sours back from the dead for me

Who’s up preparing to trannyport aboard

Pope update:

I wanted the clown to be constantly clever

I am the pope now link.dice.fm/ismRqrhIUSb?...

What ever happened to wearing a necklace huh?

Gagged me

Heyyy if anyone’s willing to help me out with gettin a lil food till I get paid on Friday, that’d be so kind and fierce 🖤 Venmo: fallonxx Cash app: fall0nxx

What does the TS stand for?

This woman!!!!

Mauve and me are binging season 17 now that it’s over and Lexi love is THE ONE

How to Save a Life plays over a montage of me going back in time to rescue every woman accused of being a witch and then dropping them off at a Starbucks and kind of shrugging while i drive away

Our drag mother dropped show Ponii on his head when he was a baby and unfortunately it only made him stronger

Dance in the dark is an insanely good lady Gaga song

They really couldn’t get better day 2-3 headliners than Green Day and post Malone after Gaga set the bar impossibly high like that’s so embarassinh

Idk why people just put random dancers in drag shows to do their own number in no face no look no opulence like I really don’t gaf about random bare faced cis people dancing give me a diva PLEASE

One thing about me is that I am panphobic

I’m replaying mass effect for the first time in prob over a decade & while I enjoy lezzing out with the blue alien divas I wish there were more lezz out options

I wish the gays and the aussies had gatekept the word cunt more

Zero patience or empathy for gay guys who scare the hoes

He was cold

Felt trannylicious in a severe manner

Ok but for real I’m gonna dress slutty tonight in a way that is unprecedented for me and also so conservative compared to what everyone else will be wearing lmaooooo

I’m about to be the only bitch in spanx at the doll strip club huh

Only an Astoria diva would do set fire to the rain in spandex booty shorts and a rhinestoned I ❤️ MILFS shirt

Being an artsy girl means sometimes encountering the idea of people wanting to like “transcend” or “elevate” drag and that just could not be me I’m a bar girl for life and I wouldn’t have it any other way

I really cannot be bothered with a medieval fantasy setting, I am a sci fi girl to my core

We are so obnoxious for this

If I ever start making YouTube videos somebody should kill me in cold blood

The alter ego drag race lipsync regressed gay society 15 years

Me too

I’m gonna be so real and controversial and say lil nas peaked at montero & industry baby aged really badly both because of Jack Harlow and also because it sounds like fortnite