LGBT stands for Lovely Giant Big Tits

literal reaction i had to born this way coming on shuffle. it’s july, spotify

some of you have never bought a pregnancy test at walgreens and then taken said test in the walgreens bathroom and it shows

transitioning from a he/him lesbian to a she/her gay guy some of u don't understand...

anyways idk where these new followers came from but here i am hi hello thanks for stopping by

wait what happened why did i suddenly get so many new followers

jak malone thanked his dresser in his tony acceptance speech 🥲 #tonys

Big Top Sundays at Beaux in the Castro. A homo disco circus hosted by the iconic @herawynnsf.bsky.social with the Bay Area's best performers. 10:30 PM show featuring @eatmoresnaxx.bsky.social Music by @djdeftsf.bsky.social Plus Big Gogo Tops.

san francisco is beautiful

i’m sorry labubus are ugly lol

ok so paul rubens was trans right

i LOVE when people realize they don’t love doing drag and quit. more of you miserable bitches should come to that realization 🙈

i loooove white mom reveal day

if i knew the titanic was gonna sink i would get so filthy stinkin drunk

someone at the bar ordered an appletini i didn’t know they still made those in this century

Our 1st 2 nites of Select Thine Own Journey have been out of this world! Here's some pics from our opening w/ Coco Buttah as our guest star, courtesy of the ever-talented Nicole Fraser-Herron! We have 4 shows left, kicking off with @kaikaibee.bsky.social as our guest star tonite 5/3. Tix in bio

do not invite me to gay music video night unless u want to watch the entire dream ballet from oklahoma

why do the uber rich look… like that

not enough people calling their children diva tbh

being an adult fuckin rules like hell ya i’m gonna eat a kids cheese pizza by the pool at this fancy ass hotel. AND i’m gonna drink the white claw i smuggled in! while answering emails! i’m good!

Our guest star for closing night on Sat. 5/10 is the beautiful and hilarious @eatmoresnaxx.bsky.social! We're so excited for her to bring her comedic chops as we blast off for strange new worlds! Select Thine Own Journey... in Space! opens in just 3 days! Don't miss out - just head to sfoasis.com!

alert from 14th and mission: it smells really good over here wtf is happening?! it smells like someone sprayed some strawberry body splash i’m deeply confused

i’m not saying i’m a fantastic singer, but i did get tipped 8 dollars because someone snuck in during sound check and was like sorry i know im not supposed to be here rn but i heard you from outside and needed to give you this 😂🥲🥰

love how Katy Perry and co’s 10 minute space trip had a $167 million price tag yet insulin still isn’t free

has everyone lost their fuckin mind today?

they already went to space and came back?

renee rapp singing “my name is regina george, and i am a massive deal” just keeps replaying in my head

why is every time at peet’s apparently everyone else’s first time at a coffee shop

Me and my girls at the next @niteof1000tailz.bsky.social

(1/4) Happening Friday April 4 6pm – SF Queer/Leather Happy Hour – Eagle 7pm - RuPauls Drag Race Watch Party - Eagle - Hosted by Alex W. Seidel & Baer Thrylls 7pm - Oasis Musical Cabaret: The 11 O'Clock Numbers - Oasis- Hosted by Snaxx 8pm – Subversive – Transform1060 - Queer-centered play party

i don’t care what gender you are. i don’t care if you can do stunts or your lipsync isn’t tight or your wig falls off. all i care about is that you aren’t wearing control top tights.

New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker shows no signs of slowing down after speaking for more than 14 hours on the Senate floor, taking aim at President Trump, Elon Musk and DOGE.

at lunch with my dad and his girlfriend. they’re describing every show on TLC to me

i love people that are like i can show you how to fold a fitted sheet cuz im like i have 1 single fitted sheet, i wash it and then put it back. so people have multiple sheet sets? please advise

group tattoos are soooo in this year

Very fun to explain the signal scandal to my 13 year old who truly understands the catastrophe of adding the wrong person to the group chat and absolutely fell out when I showed her the Mike Waltz emojis.

I don’t like when doctors ask, “do you smoke cigarettes?” I don’t know, where am I? who am I with? was the cigarette free? is it a cold winter night outside a dimly lit bar? I need details.

Miss Toto, Khloe Couleé, Kenzie Couleé and Bambi Banks-Couleé look magnificent in new photos for the return of Unfriendly Black Hotties. [A THREAD]

ME: *rolls down window* good morning, beautiful OFFICER: license and registration, please.

a they them with a BAT??? the future liberals want!!!

i want to do a roast for my bday but no one’s allowed to say anything about me i just stand up and tell everyone in the room what i don’t like about them

no shade to balding dudes bc you're still hot but: Stephen Miller is like a *derogatory* form of bald, right??????? like something sinister is going on...idk it's just looking at me wrong

MONO JOJO GETS ELIMINATED FROM THE COMPETITION

sorry i’m running late i got nails and everything takes three times as long

the fact that no amount of money and power will ever make elon funny is how i sleep at night

tattoo giveaway! win a custom palm-sized tattoo, winner announced on spring equinox 3/20 on bsky! rules 2 enter: 1 follow me 2 like & repost this post BONUS entries reply & tag up to 2 ppl for 2 xtra entries! subsribe to my email list via my website! redeem 2025 in alameda CA🌷 #tattoosky #qttr

One FULLY INTENDED effect of transphobia is to remove Black and other racialized women from the category of "women" and restrict womanhood to cis white conventionally attractive women who can bear children. It's all part of a white supremacist project.

One thing I’m going to do? Mute a gay guy

why the FUCK am i trying to be morally right here on bluesky when yall still are keeping all the drama active over on X?? i’ll just go back whatever idec