I was walking to an appt this morning and someone called out saying, “running around already today, huh?” Straight people don’t understand our culture.

My chili peppers? Red hot.

Guys - it’s before midnight and I logged off Pokopia already! I think we are reaching a turning point. (He says, after spending 10 hours playing today.)

going to the airport with Chappell Roan so ICE doesn’t even look at me

It’s a long time coming but it’s still sad to see the building go. I made many memories here as a young naive gay learning about life as well as later on when I’d go play poker there every week. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

New office decoration because nothing matters anymore, so why not be more of a fag at work. 💁🏻‍♂️💅🌈

Weird YouTube would recommend this old video that’s totally unrelated to world events…

I laughed a little too hard at this. Mostly to keep from crying.

The neighbors had babies!!! Sandhill cranes are one of my absolute favorite things about living in Florida.

I’m not obsessed. #pokopia

Littering enrages me. It’s such a lazy offense. Littering while driving an EV is next level given the environmental connotation driving that kind of vehicle has.

Was very confused for a hot second seeing that it’s, suddenly, 3am. Damn daylight savings. 🙄

🎶 I never thought the leopards would eat my face. Ooooooh I. Never thoooought the leopards would eat my faaaace. 🎶 ~ Kristi Noem, probably.

Felt timely to post this historical gem for some reason…

The Dow is over 50,0…. Ooooh.

75 years later and we no longer believe in science.

There’s a movement to draft Barron Trump, but I think a campaign such as this would be more effective if it impacted someone Donald Trump knew personally.

*excitable gay shrieking*

Just leave trans people alone and let them live their lives in peace. My fucking GAWD.

It’s only Tuesday and it’s been a long week. Decided to give in an preorder to make myself feel better. #pokopia

2026 is the year of the horse

It’s my 19 year work anniversary today. One more year and I get a cheap watch! (I kid. I actually get a pretty amazing gift if/when I hit 20)

Took out this fucker this evening 🎉 #eldenring

We are such nerds and I love it 🥰

What sort of fuckery is this shit?

Don’t know how I’ll survive the rest of the week with this as my view.

Game recognizes game

Can you get pregnant over streaming cuz there might be a bunch of Bad Bunny’s babies being born 9 months from now.

I hired a guy to reglaze my tub and it’s been hell. Not only do I not love his work, but he’s also needier than anyone I’ve ever known. He crashes out if I don’t respond to a text within 10 minutes. Dude. I’m not responding right now, because I’M trying not to crash out on YOU.

JC Penny about to see a rise in photography bookings. #opalite

Every time I read a story about Adobe I’m reminded how much I hate Adobe. I wish more and more people would abandon them.

Finally killed this guy last night. I suck at this game but I’m slowly grinding through.

Ask Stewie about his sexy parties!

Done grabbed an account in case it gets popular.

I wanna go swim with him again.

Love that Microsoft’s current solution to stop Office from continually popping up to tell me my location is turned off is to have me turn my location on. 🙄

“WHERE’S THE GALAXY”

Been getting the jock itch to pick Elden Ring back up…

Me: “Huh. My brain is being a dick today.” Also Me: “Gracie Abrams will fix things.”

QTP with the game you’re currently playing

I’d get this for my car, but my dick isn’t small enough 🤷‍♂️

Sure the country is rapidly falling into fascism…. But what have you done to add shareholder value?

I don’t mean to brag, but my first hotel visitor is Burn Victim Snoopy.

Family in front of me being incredibly homophobic by walking heterospeed and not letting me pass.

I must be exhausted cuz this got me emotional

Meanwhile, at the “Board of Peace"...

BREAKING: The Daleks have accepted Donald Trump's invite to join the Board of Peace.

Wait… has he gotten the Miss Universe crown yet?? We don’t need to be thrown into an intergalactic war.

Ruff