My assistant is on break… again.

Scrappy Doo designed the cybertruck.

Wordle out here being a funny guy on moving day.

Update: I successfully threw away two of three boxes. That third one is, genuinely, a good box and will be utilized for this move. 😇

Moving in two days… should throw these boxes away…. But I only bought the laptop 3 years ago… *hyperventilates in millennial*

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With JD Vance https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-jd-vance/

Tell me you’re a child of the 80s without telling me you’re a child of the 80s. I’ll go first.

I didn’t feel like recording my face when I did this a few years ago 😆

Back in the before times. In the long long ago, I was a singer. Ignore those shameful silvers.

Consolidating old memory boxes and found this book… if we’d only known that it could get worse.

I really enjoy the new pride wallpaper for the iPhone but I LOVE the new one for the watch. I especially enjoy the transition from the idle screen to the active screen

This tickled me for some reason. Thanks 2025 Brandon!

Yet I have the audacity to wonder why my knees always hurt.

Another year gone by without a Mother’s Day gift from the little one.

Making @jinglestclown.bsky.social watch the 1980s classic Tom Hanks movie, The Burbs.

I’m tired.

Starting to take a lot to keep this face at a solid 5 out of 10.

My instinct when someone hurts my man. 💅

Name your top 15 tv shows ever, gut instincts only Buffy Simpsons South Park Family Guy Bob’s Burgers The Good Place Grey’s Anatomy Scandal 24 Storm Stories Life After People Mega-Disasters Ghosts Rick & Morty Steven Universe

Ani DiFranco’s Dilate

Too soon?

I’ve already exceeded my expectations for work today by getting dressed and showing up. Anything else I do is going above and beyond.

Finally had another showing for my condo. Wouldn’t mind some positive thoughts cuz I’m kind of out of them.

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image.

Me a few minutes ago just because I wanted to be an asshole, and not because it mattered at all. Just flexing that I’m a legal guy (not a lawyer) and details matter. 🙃

Being a country girlie today as I wait for her new album.

I have tremendous compassion for anyone threatened or traumatized by gun violence. But thousands of American journalists tonight attended a criticism-forbidden fête for the President, and the events of the evening make that not one ounce less repugnant.

Love that these meetings descend into a bunch of dudes completely lacking in empathy having to stick a compact mirror under grandpa's nose just to make sure....

I’m enjoying creating horror icons. #tomodachi

What’s your name in earth pics?

Annabelle say, “sweet dreams.”

The lovers went to the Mediterranean today. #tomodachi

Don’t skip! Post you in another country. (2017)

There are times I want to post random angsty song lyrics like this place is my old AIM away message… only this time I wouldn’t be trying to send some weird passive aggressive message to whatever boy made me sad. Sometimes lyrics just hit and should be shared. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I had Tina talk to Jesus about crucifixion.

Going for a Barbie/Golden girls kind of thing for this area. #pokopia

….do I need Tomodachi Life?

If people with names like Senator Crapo are going to ruin everything, I think we all owe George Lucas a big apology

Baby’s first 5K. I feel like I’ve gotten better at my angles

Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18

Work is like a video game in that I’m always telling myself, “get this one thing done before you eat/pee/cry yourself to sleep.” only to stay at it for another hour with “one more thing.”

When you see only one set of footprints, that’s when your doctor was carrying you

Me when this song comes on while still being in a completely healthy and happy relationship. Good thing @jinglestclown.bsky.social doesn’t get scared whenever I start belting a bridge 🙃 #loml #ttpd #taylorswift

My new farmer’s market. #pokopia

Myki Meeks always gives me Courtney Shayne vibes (aesthetically speaking)

“Our great military is loading up and resting, looking forward, actually, to its next conquest.” … … … but she had a weird laugh.

Younger me visiting from the past, “So what did you decide to do with your life?” Present Me: “sign stuff.” Past Me: “huh. Neat.” Present Me: “…yup” Past Me: “… … … I’m gonna go.”

Saw a flag on a big truck as I was approaching a red light. Being Florida, I expected the confederate flag. This was a nice surprise.