Me 2 months ago: “hey guys! Don’t forget there’s this deadline at the end of September.” Them Now: “Hey! We finally have the materials ready. The vendor asked us to get these signed and returned to them in the next 90 minutes. So, obviously, I’m typing this instead of rushing.

Also, it’s a My Tears Ricochet morning for some reason. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I finally cleared my office of papers I’ve been meaning to file. I had the same stack of papers in my inbox for over a year. Apparently cleaning it out was an invitation for people to use it for its intended purpose. Rude.

ABC says he’s back on air And Sinclair run by a guy who personally dropped $250K into Turning Point USA tells him he can only be broadcast if he donates to Turning Point USA himself. That’s not journalism. That’s extortion for a political cult. Corporate media corruption at its ugliest. Threads

Dear Jebus, Please let them be right about the rapture this week so my eternity away from those people may begin!

IT’S A MIMIC!

Do I fully understand what Taylor’s release party movie is? No. Do I have tickets? Yes.

Final results. I’m extremely happy with them!!!!

Decision has been made. I’m in the chair. Two tattoos coming. 😇

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

Need opinions. I’m pretty sure I’m going to get a tattoo like this. Where should I get it? My thoughts are: 1. Thigh just above the knee 2. Side or back of calf (a calf on a calf is kind of funny) 3. Underside of forearm.

omg I’m realizing I’m old enough to be a mentor at work. …but I’m only 24.

Why do I have to work tomorrow? Wish we were still on a cruise… but maybe a different cruise line next time. Regardless I had a great weekend with some great people including my devastatingly handsome @brandielou.bsky.social 🥰

While I won the Simpsons trivia on the cruise, I regret to inform you all that I only scored 15/16. I have shamed you all.

Day one of the cruise is in the books.

How do you answer the phone?

Better rewatch this episode before they pull it 🙄

Reverse image search wont tell me where it originated. But thats fucking funny. And if anyone knows the original artist please tell me so I can love them forever.

i do not care what liberals have to say or whether you think i'm wrong or tasteless for saying it but m3gan2.0 was such a bop and i really enjoyed it

My TikTok algorithm is an interesting blend of WWIII, kitties, and Brandi Carlile.

Holy shite. The iPhone Air is INSANELY thin!

This Apple Watch video has got me 🥹🥺 #WWDC

Happy WWDC to those who celebrate.

A former friend from my college years randomly reached out to apologize to me for being a jerk when I came out to her. No idea what brought it on. I accepted the apology, but I, honestly, haven’t given this an ounce of space in my brain in the 20+ years since we were in school.

YouTube Music decided it’s Sad Girl Monday, and I’m not angry about it.

Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy.

Holy shit. I need to fucking try the fuck harder on this fucking shit.

Dammit. I guess I need @profanity.accountant to tell on me.

15 min til I gotta put my ear plugs in! #garbage

“And every time I scratch my nails down someone else’s back, I hope you feel it!” I love me my female rage.

Has anyone paid attention to what the Trump kids are doing? … though, now that I think about it, their goings on wouldn’t help us determine the state of things. They hate him just as much as we do. … except Tiffany. She still wants daddy’s love.

This is where I skeet from

Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.

Bucket list concert in t-minus 2 days.

Flight attendant taking care of me this evening 🎉

BREAKING NEWS: Rudy Giuliani is alive. 😐

My face when I realized the woman on my flight is wearing MAGA socks.

You’ll know when you see orange smoke coming out of The White House chimney.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen most of the world actively wanting someone to 🪦 See, we can come together 🥰

If you see this, QTP with a gif of your first ever anime! (Shamefully, couldn’t find a gif)

There will be a time when I will wish for this again… but how can my two parents have 89 conversations going on with each other, me, and themselves?

2025 American governance in a nutshell.

Seeing as the DOE is being dismantled, I’d say the states should tell the fed to stfu.

Finally gave in and watched. Y’all could have warned me I’d get emotional at this scene.

“iF yOu DoN’t HaVe AnYtHiNg NiCe To SaY… just post a meme”

More Taylor news, @brandielou.bsky.social will be insufferable 😘

Pritzker exhorts the news media to "tell it like it is:" "Donald Trump wants to use the U.S. Military to occupy a U.S. city, punish his dissidents and score political points." "Mr. President, do not come to Chicago. You are neither wanted here nor needed here."

I bought myself a cardigan at Hot Topic. I’m so young and hip.

Back to school shopping with my nephew. We are in a Spencer’s. I. Feel. So. Old.

Just got to my parent’s house where they left out cheese curds and weed gummies. I’m home.