Life of an Old Girl 👴🏻🧓🏻
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Angsty millennial Swifty dating a literal clown.
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He drew our first date 🥰😍
over 1 year ago
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My assistant is on break… again.
1 day ago
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Scrappy Doo designed the cybertruck.
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1 day ago
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Wordle out here being a funny guy on moving day.
3 days ago
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Update: I successfully threw away two of three boxes. That third one is, genuinely, a good box and will be utilized for this move. 😇
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4 days ago
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Moving in two days… should throw these boxes away…. But I only bought the laptop 3 years ago… *hyperventilates in millennial*
5 days ago
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The Onion
5 days ago
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With JD Vance
https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-jd-vance/
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Tell me you’re a child of the 80s without telling me you’re a child of the 80s. I’ll go first.
5 days ago
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I didn’t feel like recording my face when I did this a few years ago 😆
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6 days ago
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Back in the before times. In the long long ago, I was a singer. Ignore those shameful silvers.
6 days ago
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Consolidating old memory boxes and found this book… if we’d only known that it could get worse.
6 days ago
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I really enjoy the new pride wallpaper for the iPhone but I LOVE the new one for the watch. I especially enjoy the transition from the idle screen to the active screen
7 days ago
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This tickled me for some reason. Thanks 2025 Brandon!
7 days ago
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Yet I have the audacity to wonder why my knees always hurt.
8 days ago
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Another year gone by without a Mother’s Day gift from the little one.
9 days ago
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Making
@jinglestclown.bsky.social
watch the 1980s classic Tom Hanks movie, The Burbs.
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Tom Hanks in The 'Burbs: Femur Reaction
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10 days ago
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I’m tired.
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11 days ago
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Starting to take a lot to keep this face at a solid 5 out of 10.
13 days ago
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My instinct when someone hurts my man. 💅
15 days ago
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Name your top 15 tv shows ever, gut instincts only Buffy Simpsons South Park Family Guy Bob’s Burgers The Good Place Grey’s Anatomy Scandal 24 Storm Stories Life After People Mega-Disasters Ghosts Rick & Morty Steven Universe
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16 days ago
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Ani DiFranco’s Dilate
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16 days ago
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Fergi Jo Lisa 🏳️🌈
17 days ago
Too soon?
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I’ve already exceeded my expectations for work today by getting dressed and showing up. Anything else I do is going above and beyond.
19 days ago
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Finally had another showing for my condo. Wouldn’t mind some positive thoughts cuz I’m kind of out of them.
20 days ago
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Advertise your account with a Simpsons image.
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20 days ago
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Me a few minutes ago just because I wanted to be an asshole, and not because it mattered at all. Just flexing that I’m a legal guy (not a lawyer) and details matter. 🙃
20 days ago
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Being a country girlie today as I wait for her new album.
20 days ago
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Ross Johnson
24 days ago
I have tremendous compassion for anyone threatened or traumatized by gun violence. But thousands of American journalists tonight attended a criticism-forbidden fête for the President, and the events of the evening make that not one ounce less repugnant.
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Jason
25 days ago
Love that these meetings descend into a bunch of dudes completely lacking in empathy having to stick a compact mirror under grandpa's nose just to make sure....
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I’m enjoying creating horror icons.
#tomodachi
26 days ago
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What’s your name in earth pics?
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26 days ago
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Annabelle say, “sweet dreams.”
27 days ago
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The lovers went to the Mediterranean today.
#tomodachi
27 days ago
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Don’t skip! Post you in another country. (2017)
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28 days ago
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There are times I want to post random angsty song lyrics like this place is my old AIM away message… only this time I wouldn’t be trying to send some weird passive aggressive message to whatever boy made me sad. Sometimes lyrics just hit and should be shared. 🤷🏻♂️
29 days ago
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I had Tina talk to Jesus about crucifixion.
about 1 month ago
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Going for a Barbie/Golden girls kind of thing for this area.
#pokopia
about 1 month ago
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….do I need Tomodachi Life?
about 1 month ago
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Ross Johnson
about 1 month ago
If people with names like Senator Crapo are going to ruin everything, I think we all owe George Lucas a big apology
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Baby’s first 5K. I feel like I’ve gotten better at my angles
about 1 month ago
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Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18
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about 1 month ago
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Work is like a video game in that I’m always telling myself, “get this one thing done before you eat/pee/cry yourself to sleep.” only to stay at it for another hour with “one more thing.”
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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Ross Johnson
about 1 month ago
When you see only one set of footprints, that’s when your doctor was carrying you
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Me when this song comes on while still being in a completely healthy and happy relationship. Good thing
@jinglestclown.bsky.social
doesn’t get scared whenever I start belting a bridge 🙃
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#ttpd
#taylorswift
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about 1 month ago
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My new farmer’s market.
#pokopia
about 1 month ago
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Jason
about 1 month ago
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Myki Meeks always gives me Courtney Shayne vibes (aesthetically speaking)
about 1 month ago
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“Our great military is loading up and resting, looking forward, actually, to its next conquest.” … … … but she had a weird laugh.
about 1 month ago
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Younger me visiting from the past, “So what did you decide to do with your life?” Present Me: “sign stuff.” Past Me: “huh. Neat.” Present Me: “…yup” Past Me: “… … … I’m gonna go.”
about 1 month ago
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Saw a flag on a big truck as I was approaching a red light. Being Florida, I expected the confederate flag. This was a nice surprise.
about 1 month ago
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