We all join in with the singing of the ‘Silent Witness’ theme tune, right? RIGHT?

This is superb! Give it ten minutes of your time.

We all join in with the singing of the ‘Silent Witness’ theme tune, right? RIGHT?

Just finished #TheKing on #netflix. Go in blind - it’s really good! #letterboxd

Have you noticed the most poisonous wealthy guys also have dreadful hair? Plumbing Boss, Temu Rod Stewart. Sir Jim Monaco Racist Tool This Fricking Guy

It was a low budget movie, but really doesn’t feel it. The tension from desperation is fantastic.

Actually, as a UK supplier of games, my prices will go down, as I was paying for the tariffs directly. Tariffs have almost destroyed my business; I’d love to see them gone. I don’t believe I will ever see a tariff refund I can pass on however. www.enigmailed.com

My lovely daughter, who has spent the last three days revising, volunteered to make lasagne this evening, and it was EPIC

No cheating, your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. Im in good hands!

Just finished #MenInBlack - close to a perfect film #letterboxd

Happy Friday, everyone! Let's see if we can't get to 300! www.kickstarter.com/projects/166...

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Here are my #LastFourWatched (Micro reviews in ALT)

This is true. I can’t work out why Marty Supreme is getting so much praise. The character is sooooo unlikeable and the whole experience felt like an endurance.

The one I can publish is that I make PHENONEMAL scrambled eggs

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Here are my #LastFourWatched (Micro reviews in ALT)

"Unlike the 'meritocracy' they are trying to build in which white men are restored to their proper dominance, the Olympics are pretty close to a true meritocracy. Conservatives can’t whine that Simone Biles or Chloe Kim must have gotten their spots by pushing aside a more 'qualified' white athlete."

I cannot imagine anything much worse at a wedding than a ChatGTP speech. If you aren’t confident in writing a speech, make contact with Matt. Don’t spend £300 on disposable cameras and then farm out one of the actual memories to AI.

Today’s #MinorIrritation (partly inspired by @dougbelshaw.com) - change the annoying #Samsung Smart TV Home Screen (pictured below). Took less than a minute to find I could change it to ‘open last app used on startup’ - perfect!

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I'm WILLING the Pizza Express Woking social medai team to take a leaf from the Lidl playbook and absolutely RINSE THIS

Yesssss. Even if this goes nowhere- yessssss

I’ve noticed a LOT of people will also join local Facebook groups when moving into the area or selecting schools, and asking there.

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

Wednesday

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

Been watching Taskmaster NZ, and have been won over completely by David Correos, who is frankly unhinged. Once you get past that it isn’t Greg or LAH, it’s a good series!

One of my more popular messages, due in no small part by using a particular word. Will be using ‘Offa’ in the future…

“I turned [MMRV] down. I felt like I wanted to research it properly.”

Nigel Farage lashes out at a FT journalist and refuses to answer the question. Is this how Reform UK would ignore media questions if they got into government?

Not heading to Scotland today; instead, enjoying Offa’s Dyke

The drunk uncle theory. You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

In Wales currently. I booked a pub for tomorrow lunch. We went to look at the menu and it had poor reviews. Puzzled, I went to cancel it and discovered the pub I’d actually booked was in Scotland!

I know the big thing on "tax billionaires" is "but it's unrealized gains, and those aren't real!!!" Cool, bet. No tax on it. But since it's not real it can't be used as collateral for a loan. You want cash, you have to sell stock and realize the gain.

ICE and CBP have regularly been documented wearing Meta's camera glasses, and the idea people are less likely to notice because they're distracted would be like Ring doorbell thinking nobody could connect dog searching to state surveillance. this is actually the least sneaky time in history for this

Really didn’t enjoy #MartySupreme - Too unlikeable to be enjoyable!

my hobbies include imagining i’m in a situation that will never happen.

Shakespeare came up with some bars when he said “sell when you can, you are not for all markets.”

Played relentlessly in the SU bar

Managed the second part of the M&S meal this evening. Crazy good value. Just the dessert to go!

This evening’s little challenge is to try and identify what has created the spike of interest in my next project: www.kickstarter.com/projects/166...

What is your earliest memory of the internet?

Last night I threw a pot on a wheel. Enormously fun and I loved the class. Two highlights however were the couple who arrived late, dressed to the nines and obviously unaware of what they’d actually booked, and the person who loudly said they’d done a seven month course, whose pots kept…failing!

This is a TOUGH question to answer! What would you say?

This is a TOUGH question to answer! What would you say?

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

Made a #taskmaster themed Valentine’s card for today 1/3

Fascinating interview

Made a #taskmaster themed Valentine’s card for today 1/3