You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

He was trying to bait kids into assaulting him. Just because unfathomably stupid behavior. www.azfamily.com/2026/04/09/a...

Blessed are the winners, for they are the “hottest.” Blessed are those who win, for they do not lose. Blessed are the strong, for they are the ones that win. Blessed are those who are wealthy, for they are very smart. Blessed are those who are tough on crime, for they are tough.

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

Me, seeing Hungarian elections results

It’s a good question, let’s clear the air: 1) Disco is awesome, like 25 all-time classic tracks in a 4 year span, 2) Disco was hated because it was queer, brown, and black, 3) Disco was hated because it paired women and men in a different power dynamic. 4) “Disco Sucks” was a “ MAGA” test run.

Hello, I made you a feed of your cats watching the Artemis II splashdown bsky.app/profile/did:...

I like this because it articulates the conservative concept of freedom in a nutshell. You have the freedom to do x, except you don't, because I don't want you to. bsky.app/profile/atru...

a TX antipope would issue Bevos

1000%. And now they'll sell just the cooked seasoned chicken for you to make your own kit.

Their street tacos are a cromulent meal for 4, and now they sell just the chicken from that so you can make your own tacos, enchiladas, whatever.

Republicans in Congress are complicit. It’s okay to say that out loud

So, Hegseth's God just happens to hate the soldiers who weren't protected, who were injured or killed? Tell that to their parents. His God deserves no glory.

Trump's whole strategy with Iran was to break the "rules" and kill their leaders. He assumed that would scare everyone else into submission. Instead Iran said, "No rules? OK, then we'll close the Strait and fling missiles at every oil facility within 2400 miles. How many Patriots you got left?"

Honestly, didn't then, either.

Are Christian protest events more or less violent? It depends. In this new study, Joel Day finds Christian participation in right-leaning protest events associated with greater violence; but Christian participation in left-leaning events is "overwhelmingly peaceful." doi.org/10.1111/jssr...

I'm not sure how you can be against removing this man from office right now. What will it take? A nuke being dropped? It's too late then. The purpose of impeachment and the 25th Amendment is to prevent that type of thing from happening, not just to react to it.

The Trump administration: destroying top universities at home and abroad

"Welcome to my old neighborhood." Jim Lovell Source: NASA TV. #ArtemisII

Now that all those innocent people have died tragically I do think that this is worse than lesbians being in a Cheerios commercial, but you couldn’t have expected me to know that prior to the election

I'm a bit of a broken record on this, but usurping the power of the purse isn't just one constitutional violation among all the many others. It is, uniquely and singularly, the death of constitutional government altogether. Game over, end of story, you now live in an autocracy.

Absolute unit.

I will always stan both the em dash AND the Oxford comma. Clarity and precision above all else. (Can you tell I'm an engineer?)

ATTACK! SLAY THE BEAST IN THE NAME OF CINDERELLA!

This one still fuckin kills me

Thread of hilarity

@hulcricket.bsky.social this thread's for you

Them: Is there a book I can look all this up in? Me: Not easily and not just one book. This is why industrial hygienists life such difficult lives. And, for fuck's sake, do not use ChatGPT to try to answer these questions. Them: I just wanted to use a laser. :( Me: One does not simply use a laser.

[Watching "Star Trek: Discovery"] it's absurd that all long-distance travel would be rendered impossible at once, shattering the baseline governance structures and galactic hegemony that shaped the universe for centuries [Watching Hormuz closure constrain jet travel globally] Ah. Okay.

absurdity has an energy. can even move you to laugh when you sense the absurdity of a given hellish moment.

It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after.

Pass it on. And don't watch the new Harry Potter HBO series. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Maybe you heard somewhere that the COVID-19 pandemic started with a lab leak? NO! That is NOT what the evidence shows. It was not a goddamn lab leak. I’ve had enough. Here is what the evidence shows: it was zoonotic spillover at the market rasmussenretorts.substack.com/p/five-reaso...

WANT

She paused for a beat and then replied, "I think that when Trump supporters go to school and learn things they realize that they shouldn't be Trump supporters." Preach baby.

Dunno who needs to hear this, but the whole "fallacy that only the Dems have agency" is meant as a critique of media coverage of political issues, it is not a blanket shield against criticizing the Democrats handling of those issues.

Here's @christhompson.bsky.social with a proper writeup of last night. defector.com/two-dazed-fr...

Anyway, my opinion about Star Trek, which is Good and Correct, is that two things have gone wrong: it is best served by 22 episode seasons, which streaming has killed, and also it is a franchise that needs you to inhabit the worldview of a Centre-Left Army Guy that few in modern US TV do.

Michigan seems to be Quite Good at basketballing.

We all know this is fascism.

"I'm a cop, I don't understand the law" is literally one of the most on-brand things I have ever heard in my life

I feel this in my soul

New from me: The first post of a series documenting the brazen lies DHS has told after abuse and violence by ICE and Bordrer Patrol officers. First up: The bumbling, illegal raid on ChongLy Scott Thao and his family.

The official White House Android app has a cookie/paywall bypass injector, tracks your GPS every 4.5 minutes, and loads JavaScript from some guy's GitHub Pages.

The difference between these two is racism

Countries banning all teenagers from social media because "their brains aren't developed enough to handle it", meanwhile nobody's talking about the percentage of retirement-aged adults who have irreversibly cooked their fucking brains on Facebook since 2020.