a pand who knows how to use her tummy for @somenerdbird.bsky.social 🍑

part 2 is here a smidge early! let's keep that momentum going! part 3 will be the end, so let's make sure fern is as round as possible! every dollar tipped goes straight towards helping us print a run of CDs and cassettes for our upcoming album, taller than the redwoods. FAT! THAT! CAT!

we're doing a WG Drive!!! every dollar tipped goes straight towards helping print a run of CDs and cassettes for our upcoming album, taller than the redwoods (more details in our pinned post). expect part 2 on the 19th. let's make this music happen! ko-fi link below

Well if I'm going to post one CoH blorbo I may as well start posting the other 60. Wayne Reynolds was an ordinary lab technician until he was given a magic iPod Nano that transforms him into Imagine Dragons, granting him all the powers of smash hit 2012 single "Radioactive"

Reinstalled CoH and decided to make a character from my chats with @crimsoni.bsky.social. Behold in the flesh, rival to reviled regressionist rogue the Ray Regent and all around noted asshole Baron Beam.

Regression that triggers via Raspberry's being blown on your tummy. Got an issue with an angsty teen who has an attitude problem? Nothing a FBBBPPPPPPRRRRTTTTTT on their tummy can't fix. Instead of showing off their invader zim hoodie, they'll be happy to show off Elmo on their pamps

Working at a kissing booth for charity, but sighing as you see yet another potential customer go for the other neighbouring booth. It wasn't fair! How were you supposed to compete with the regression inducing titty milk suckling booth? ⤵️

Baby Pounce YCH for @somenerdbird.bsky.social ! More spots are available, message me if interested~! :3 Contact: [email protected] #Babyfur

i'm opening up two (2) single-character, cel-shaded commission slots! DM to inquire

"Well, congrats. You got me! But I'm not telling you anything, and don't think you can hold me for long!" Ms. Menace laughed flippantly, the electric blue scaled dragoness secured in power suppressant handcuffs. It wasn't looking good. Chances were the police would have to call in Her. ⤵️

If itch is willing to change its policies overnight with zero warning to the creators who rely on it for income it is not a safe platform to be on, period, even absent the meddling of payment processors.

Restating something I said on tumblr. If a corporation deplatforms thousands of queer artists and cuts them off from their income literally overnight with zero warning and only release a statement after getting caught, they are bastards. Simple as. I don't care how many employees they have

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