“they would love this” my dumb ass thinks as i get ready to share a post to the exact friend who just reposted it onto my feed in the first place

Unfortunately for everyone I am still thinking about this paint commercial that rewired my brain youtu.be/w4fJc-8oEII

Baby Can Already Tell Crib He’s In Going To Be Recalled https://theonion.com/baby-can-already-tell-crib-he-s-in-going-to-be-recalled-1819575320/

YOSH.

alright. good talk

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

damn it. he's running really fast again. right past all the shit i put all over the damn place. fuck me dude. he's opened the fuckin, capsule theres birds everywhere. jesus christ. fuckin. holy shit.

Mother (Mandi) and daughter (Glidey) having some "Down Time" courtesy of Heck Cos canned FoY! We bring families closer here at Heck Co! Glidey: @somenerdbird.bsky.social (They got the art <3) Artist: @subdivisionsart.bsky.social #babyfur #pamper

Birds of a feather and all that result in 4 birbs being sent back to a new momma! Art: @battypuffy.bsky.social #babyfur #oviposition #unlaying #pampers #nsfw #birds (Glidey belongs to @somenerdbird.bsky.social rest of the birds belong to me)

i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit

Small talk at Totodiles office

This picture of a juvenile secretary bird appeared on my tumblr feed the other day and I haven't stopped thinking about it since. the legs, the hairdo, the expression?? what am I supposed to do with this information

ive put dogs in robots before and they never stop sonic, so i thought i would try putting dog girls in robots but wow they were way too into that

what if.. what if uhmm... what if you were big! but then.. you like uhm. became not big. tehres a word for that, iunno. get not big

We got a double from fwomping blast of tater tot YCH funzys today. Two fun tot thing YCH one about messing there other bout getting smol’ed. Both will be flat color pics. Hit me up if you like to snag one of these or both. #abdl #babyfur #ageregression #diapermessing #abdlart #YCH #abdlartist

Marie doesn't know what she's supposed to be at this point

Did you know? It is cool, good and virtuous to bite your friends and acquaintances!

i swear i was a big like uhhh five minutes ago yes i can count that high >:C

Project Silverfish ON SALE for 50% RIGHT NOW! Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2941710/... Itch: siris-pendrake.itch.io/project-silv... #steam #summer #sale #indie #game #lowpoly #fps

electrons are girls. positrons? also girls. and theyre making sloppy indulgent dual photon emissions of 511keV when they annihilate each other even as we speak

Anyway RSVP to my UK friends being smelted in the furnace of minecraft

Regressing her hard enough that work lets me take new parent leave

makeing a #makeaterriblecomicday comic today, as is tradition,

pigma balls

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

Concept - The Wizard ™️ creates an arcane sigil of enormous power, immortality, one need only stare into the etched upper-dimensional forms and they will find their youth returning to them.

every once in a while I enjoy playing the part which coincidences with how fun it is to make people explode

Reply to this with your current age and I'll tell you how much I'm regressing you

If you see the term 'permanent regression' with no additional context do you assume that to be growing up all over again or never getting a single day older? Vote now on your phone!

Concept - a course being offered for learning baby babble as a second language for anyone who might have a regresee in their life, whether that be a friend, loved one, coworker...

hate hamburger helper. i don't need help with the hamburger. i know how to do it. ive built armies. i've destroyed cities. you're nothing to me.

At Heck Co, my sons husband (He's happily married to a seal scientist and a goat lady) loves to be a bit of a seal-ly seal and spike my sons drinks.... Art: Opals #babyfur #pamper #ageregression #messy #egg Proctor: @somenerdbird.bsky.social

hey wana help a trans goat lady who been struggling with feeling well in spite of her constant coughing fit and lack of sleeping, well then my kofi right here. it pride moth after all #pride #kofi #pridemonth

Here is one of my sons activities he enjoys during his "Down Time"! Playing a....uh....video game, is it? With his boyfriend and head of Seal-ly Science Department: Proctor! Art: Opals Proctor: @somenerdbird.bsky.social #ageregression #pamper #diaper #babyfur

im the only person who wears clothes on the egg carrier. whos' fucking laundry is in my washing machine. im caling the cops

🕘↪️🕗↪️🕖↪️🕡↪️ Found a funny toy!~ Look, look! It make funny noises when I uh... when... when I wind it babada dee...!~

She'd be 56 now. Hope she's doing well

I should be able to drink a -little- perfume and be okay.

fun fact: the reason why chairs have that little hole in them is to accommodate for the tail

A chance encounter with Margaret #Micetea

Cerberus fashion 🐺

Dumb idea I had a few months ago - like how Jaws caused a panic that made people hesitant to return to the beach, hit 2021 film Old made people extremely weary about going to the beach for fear of getting Old. This leads to the sale of sunscreen premixed with anti-aging cream to assuage public fears

quick silly doodle. You can trust she knows what she's doing #babyfur #ageregression

Concept - reverse-pickpocketing a big diap into an adventurer's inventory which they immediately equip as they are programmed to prioritize the highest stat bonuses on gear, regardless of what the stats are, and the +8000 mL Absorption stat is far higher than any silly +4 Stremth or +9 Alacrity