Eat a jello shot out of it

This animation is very 'The Parkers'-esque and it has me HOLLERING! #RHOP

Angel Sheard-Kelly has spoken! #RHOP

I hope Gizelle got some extra money for leading this Four Seasons commercial. #RHOP

Bluesky is so kind. Everyone on IG is laughing at me for falling. 😅

Tried to leave for work and slipped down the porch steps. I'm inside for the rest of the day.

Where do American police travel to overseas to learn how to deal with “enemy combatants” aka citizens? 🤔

Y'all are doing a lot behind this cheesecake trend. Let people eat what they want, damn.

My voyeur spirit always wants ppl to send me their personal sextapes…am I the drama?

I'm not a big water snob but Dasani tastes like it has ulterior motives.

It was very good I really enjoyed Tessa's monochromatic outfits too 😍 #Fashionsky

I'm on Chad Hugo's side but let's not lie and say that Pharrell's post-Neptune beats have been trash. We gotta give him credit for It's Almost Dry and Let God Sort Em Out.

Water in The Bahamas

😌

One of y'all wanna go to work in my place? 🥺👉🏿👈🏿

Okay, they were SISTERS!

His & Hers got all this going on and got the nerve to only be 6 episodes I just-

All the flute-holders look great! 🥂

- sends me every time!

Not nudes, but videos!? Send me dat!! Seeing my friends put somebody into the floor plan or taking it like a good boy!?! Money!!

Yoooo Rob WTF? #TraitorsUS #TheTraitors

I hate them stupid faces Colton makes #TraitorsUS #TheTraitors

"Listen, Proverbs 31 woman!" is still taking me out.

Drop a lawyer

Karamo can be problematic. White gays can be insufferable and dangerous. Both things can be true.

People are buying up the water like they have no damn sense.

Drop a lawyer

Drop a lawyer

Losing attraction to someone because you discovered how ignorant they are is tragic.

You have the emotional work (processing trauma, dealing with triggers). Then you have work work (your day job). Then you have ADULT work (laundry, cleaning your house, kids). Then you have personal work (focusing on fitness, pursuing your personal dreams). No wonder mfs be so tired.

Oh no, my whimsy! Help, I can’t find my whimsy!

Had me hooked the first time I saw this on BET-J

I hope Ari's album is great. She hasn't let me down yet!

Lyre's non-alcoholic rosé works for me as a wine substitute.

Mariah Carey in 2018:

No one: Absolutely no one: Contessa: You still going on the girl's trip? Don't forget about the girl's trip. We should discuss this on the girl's trip. #Married2Med #MarriedToMedicine

The sweetest sounds I’ll ever hear are still inside my head..

The NBA on mother's day:

I wanna swordfight

Starting His & Hers before the spoilers become unavoidable.

Everybody is rewatching Insecure. Are y'all okay??

I spent 90 minutes walking around my alma mater, seeing what's changed and what's stayed the same. This building was my home junior and senior year. We had some great times and some horrible times here. 😅

Call me set in my ways, but I'm not getting in no damn self-driving vehicle.

We might get some snow this weekend

to go out of your way to seek someone out for sex but not want to kiss them during sex is actually horrifying.

I'm thinking about rewatching the Genius: MLK/X series. I felt like the writing, production and acting was good all-around. I also appreciated that it highlighted Betty Shabazz and Coretta Scott King's stories outside of their roles as wives.

The "I can't believe [well-known black civil rights figure] is dead" trend is so corny to me.

So there's this iconic group of failures...