COLUMBO: My wife, she loves your games. The sunken ghost ship level. It’s her favourite MARIO: Thank-a you! C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning? M: What’s-a your point, Detective?

When the President Shits His Pants song by James Kochalka Superstar

Here’s Hughie who will be our guest for the next few weeks while my mum recovers from hip surgery. It’s his first time away from home, so it’ll be an adventure. #DogsOfBluesky

They're a requirement

I thought the idea of mass gun ownership was to potentially rise up against a tyrannical government? Wasn’t that the whole point?

If you see this, post your green art 💚

I had Jurassic World Dominion on my PVR box so finally watched it on Friday. Some nice ideas like the giant locusts and the Malta chase scene was great but… I don’t know how it’s possible to make dinosaurs so generic and interchangeable. I didn’t hate it but I’m in no rush to see it again.

Animalgesics. #art #pills #moles

Awesome looking game, out later this year. 😀

On Reddit I’m in several subs about Star Trek, Star Wars, Doctor Who and many long-running series. So many posts consist of older fans, decrying the newest iterations of each respective franchise and complaining about how “it’s not for the fans anymore”. 🧵

Which is part of the reason why I stopped reading newspapers. I don’t really need to subject myself every week to tales of “the world is horrible and here are the people who made it that way.”

Vicky built a new brother for Luna. His name is Archie. Luna is unimpressed. #cats #CatsOfBluesky

Me, whenever my iPhone does an iOS update.

I know I’m old fashioned but… what if I’m watching TV past 10pm and I don’t want to watch true crime documentaries?

Great post about generative AI. Happy Holidays. Don't say I never gave you anything. anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

When someone farts in the lift 🎬 #fartsky #filmsky #moviesky

My favourite presidents are the ones who move to the country and eat a lot of peaches.

I swear LinkedIn is the neediest social media app. If it’s not constantly trying to get me to change jobs (despite me being perfectly happy in my current job for over 3 years), it’s telling me that my latest post “reached 13 people!” Is that good? Why should I care?

This made me chuckle.

There is no justice. There is just us.

It is 2027. 100% of British TV shows are called “A Very British…” or “The Great British…” something. Channel 5 is 50/50 royal propaganda, and Yorkshire farm documentaries. 100% of all adverts feature Peter Crouch.

I think one of the most frustrating things for many neurodivergent people is that we cannot understand why people don’t give a fuck about things that could make the world a better and kinder place - that’s what happens when your emotional circuitry doesn’t work “effectively”

Wonder Woman by Dike Ruan. #comics #art

I’m starting to realise how many films and TV shows I enjoy without really understanding them. I love foreign crime dramas. More than 50% of the time I haven’t a clue what’s happening. Just watched Howl’s Moving Castle, a film I love, but still don’t really get it.

Here’s a question I can’t find a definitive answer to. When you say “if you think that, you’ve got…” do you say “another think coming” or “another thing coming”? I’ve always thought it was “think” because of the repetition, but I’ve heard many people say “thing”.

It’s well known that Richie was caught on board the Ark Royal pretending to be the Captain, but did you know Eddie was on the Titanic?

Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗

Whenever either of her humans gets a blanket or cushion, Luna must claim it as her own. Commence the shedding! #cats #CatsOfBluesky

I make no apologies for adding to an already crowded timeline on this subject, but happy birthday to Tom Baker.

For ages I’ve only known this cat as The Pirate Queen but thanks to a local FB group I’ve found out he’s a King! Meet Gary, the notorious ruler of a street I walk down on my way to work every day. He’s a flagrant tart, trying to follow me home several times. #cats #CatsOfBluesky

Every time I see MAGA people screaming racial, misogynistic , homophobic , transphobic, or ableist abuse and then shouting “free speech” - I think how happy those edgy comedians in mansions are - the ones who relentlessly punched down and then pretended they rode a philosophical high horse

And here was me thinking Sir Derek Jacobi was the world's oldest ham. ;-)

This but for centrists as well.

Wednesday is TRANSPHOBES ARE TRASH DAY! Congratulations to those who celebrate this wonderful day. Also, every other day is also Transphobes are Trash Day, I forgot to mention that.

Not only is she basically the heart of my world but I also find Luna genuinely inspiring. Her one mission in life is to carefully select the prime position for the day (usually my spot on the sofa) sleep all day, then supper and off to bed. Perfect day. #goals #CatsOfBluesky

A very happy Feast Of The Ass to all who celebrate! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_o...

I love the MCU and I’m certainly looking forward to Doomsday. But I’ve a nagging feeling the X-Men should started with new actors. Stewart & McKellen are both wonderful but how many deaths have they had? I guess I’m somewhat mistrustful of nostalgia.

pixels 🦌 #PortfolioDay #Pixelart

I saw a reel from some influencer saying that your life will become so much better when accept that you don’t have to be liked all the time. On the surface I agree but I would also say that it’s equally not great to go out of your way to be disliked. 🧵

If anyone is considering ditching Twitter completely, I can wholeheartedly recommend it. I’m very lucky I don’t have a career that depends on it so I understand I’m privileged in that regard. I deleted my Twitter account and the app over a year ago and my mental health is so much better.

I’d like to propose that Godwin’s Law be discontinued. The idea that someone loses an argument online if they call someone a Nazi is so ridiculous because actual Nazi twats are now quite happy to out themselves.

Luna indulging in a spot of yoga before bedtime. #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky

Sorry, I have to get this out there as it’s driving me insane… The new meerkat advert, where Sergei walks through the house, takes off his clothes and dives in the pool? Why do they pixel out his lower half? He only ever wears a shirt and tie anyway. He’s always naked from the waist down.

I can’t get over that split second when those shots were fired , all that rage , all that hate , and then men like him go onto X to undress Renee Good - and a convicted sexual abuser in the White House and powerful men who raped children still secure behind their money

I’ve recently been catching up on the last few #Marvel films and TV shows. Finally got round to watching #TheMarvels. It’s a film with many problems but I had so much fun while it was on and the scene with the Flerkens on the space station might be the funniest in the whole MCU.