Two photos of me:

iced coffee, my beloved

I know it is fucking March, but my Halloween costume post-top surgery is going to slay ✨

Both internships that I interviewed for want me 😈

I am one minor inconvenience away from losing my shit, but look at Oscar and his banana lmao.

craving noodle

Ultimate girlypop nails ✨

MY TOP SURGERY IS SCHEDULED Y’ALL

We do not have water in our apartment today because they are fixing a water tank, and I did not consider that I would not be able to use my bidet :(

I'm a simple girl. I see Tesla stock fall fifty percent in three months, I smile.

Trying to find a top surgeon who will see me without being on testosterone 😭.

Michael Cera Palin ending LP1 with a powerhouse of a nearly 11 minute long song. Just a fucking masterclass

I graduate next month 🥲

Interview for an internship I want on Friday, pals. 🫡

As someone who wears the same 3 crewnecks on repeat, i am terrified to shop for office clothing for my internship.

New leaf on my monstera looks funny. *also he is a good boy and does not eat plants, his flat little face also prohibits him from biting anything outside of bowls*

Someone spilled their guac at the hardcore show I was at over the weekend. ☠️

Drinking St*rbucks is not punk

my fear of being on an airplane is getting more and more justified every day. i hate it here

Thinking about her

the trials and consequences that all these monsters are going to face will be sadly disappointing, i fear

i miss loiter squad

The day my immune system functions properly it’s over for you hoes 😤

Finally feeling like home 🤍

It has been 6 months, but I unpacked our final moving box 🫨

Drake really just got annihilated by a cutie patootie on live TV

I have watched the downfall of Drake’s career in my lifetime. I will watch the downfall of Israhell next. 🙏

Can we stop normalizing bringing your dog (not service) into indoor spaces? It’s downtown Chicago, and it’s a Saturday, why the hell does there need to be 10 leashed dogs at an indoor farmer’s market?

Is somebody going to match my freak? ✨come to my house and watch all of the twilight films.✨

I love cardigans

Fuck Elon Musk stupid dickhead

Enjoy my non-binary body and my color coded closet 😤

I hope this email finds you we’ll brother

Kendrick truly inspires me to be a bigger, deeper hater.

I'm so tired of moving, but if the Department of Education gets abolished I'm so fucked.

From the other day ✨

Vibe today 💧

I am choosing to fight my professor today. 🫡

• Get a library card • Use your library card • Support indie booksellers • Read banned books • Read diverse authors • Resist • Repeat #booksky #resist

no, im not crying to the twilight soundtrack, you are..

I love my pet lizard

Very important !!

I got into grad school, so I got a juicy couture sweatsuit as a gift to myself ✨

My toxic trait is that I fucking love The FRED Movies

I have RSV 👍

Pssssst? What are y’all reading? 👀

if a movie doesn’t have a scene where they take the emergencies only credit card and go shopping it’s not a real movie