I’ll be ok. We’ll be ok.

Yes I did post this earlier and then felt bashful and deleted it.

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First gym of the year 🫣 Fourth gym of the week 💪

And we’re back

Intro/reintro thread? Name: Mike Pronouns: he/him Location: NC Interests: hiking, gaming, DnD, legos, strongman (exercising), cats, writing, motorcycles (soon™), computers Vocation: Tech

Bed mode on. Work mode off.

2026! Bigger smiles. Bigger legs. Bigger statues. Maybe bigger body and butts too! Plenty of goals! Let’s get them boys 🥰😘

Back from dinner at Palermo’s in LA and home relaxing, watching movies. One eggnog and bourbon down now, working on the prosecco.

Let's keep this train rolling

Happy new years to all you beautiful boys, from us! Three years ago today I met my soulmate. And we have had so many adventures together 😈😏

Arm Day

hny <3

Happy new years besties

Bring on 2026! Year of non-stop bulking 💪🏼

Yeahhhhhhhhhh Cuddle puddles

Slowly but surely 🦍

Why am I missing hospital food

When I say Mac and cheese, it’s never stove top - that doesn’t exist to me

Managed to take a nice photo for my new ID at work.

I forgot I used to wear briefs - is that the vibe for 2026? Or let’s just stick with jockstraps

Post your favorite nude of 2025! You can only pick one. This one was hard to pick, there were a few good ones this year. 🍑

This mirror is filthy just like my mind.

Post your favorite nude of 2025! You can only pick one. This one was hard to pick, there were a few good ones this year. 🍑

To own all of these might be a dream

Merry Christmas from us to you!! I know I know… we were hoping to present something thirsttrappy too haha! Next year for sure, just gotta get discharged from the hospital first! We hope everybody has an amazing Christmas!

Yall slept on Demi’s album. It really was her best

Can we just chill and make out

You are KIDDING me 😍😍 I really hope they complete this line. I also kinda wish they added a small koromon and agumon, but hey I’ll take it

It’s 0 degrees outside but I still wanted to wear my bear cutout tank 😛 🐻 Gonna be lowkey devastated when it doesn’t fit anymore 💪 🐽

Idk if I’m just a sentimental man but I can’t stop crying watching Hazbin 😭😭😭 oh that final song gets me EVERY damn time

Aww this is such a throwback to when I was young and doing these thirst traps. Ahh youth

Okay, this one was real cute.

It’s weird not having a boyfriend anymore

Who wants to join us!?

That supergirl trailer was doppeeee

How is it so round

Drop a lawyer

Insert face here.

Cutting while everyone else is bulking is hard but def seeing results already and only one month in 🥩

My gym generally has very attractive men. But once ever so often, there is one that pops up that is “your partner will wanna watch you make out with him” hot. Today was that day - I hope that man has a lovely day. And now my partner is gonna hunt him down 🤣🤣

Btw made a new IG, for anyone that doesn’t know already that I got locked out of my old one. instagram.com/uncannyrodders

Watching Heated Rivalry… and I’m jus Valentino

No place like hole

Sunday chores.