got me dripping 💦🥵

Oh I have a new neighbor… today I actually saw his face… and i remembered ive came to his videos several times 😳

got me dripping 💦🥵

It’s officially spooky season.

Just a bite-size beefy snack

Ok expedition 33 really is that girl

What if… You come home. Walk in. Find me in bed… With orders of Wingstop waiting for us to have dinner, cuddle and watch a movie.

Few better feelings than waking up in your own home after a long time away. So glad to be here for the foreseeable future, and just in time for Fall! 🍁🎃

Can I tell you how excited I am to not set an alarm tomorrow

Flex Friday!

j'aime le train :)

I’m ready for several foods.

Dutch late night TV has its take

Prepare for trouble

Is it growing?

Hey. You’re cute

“𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘬, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘥. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘤𝘩 𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘣𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘰𝘮 𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘥, 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺.”

hi

Damn

Wearing my thong for humpday ! Somebody come pull it to the side and fuck me 🥵

Who wants to join me in the sauna?

Me and who?

Just a bit leaner 💪

Last night I was comfy

Hello? Yes this is dad

College being indoctrination camps is one of the wildest things I’ve ever heard - I literally pick the courses I want myself and be a taught a specific syllabus. But sure finding an area under two graphs is why I’m gay and against maga

Pillows

Going into yet another week… Been struggling with hobbies and joy outside of work these days. So hoping to find some new balance this week. Gonna start up my statue videos again!

Gay card renewed💈🌈

Unnecessarily good gym bathroom lighting

Power nap before the gym lfg

Just remembered this one

Empty gym last night so I took some more fun pics 😛

Somebody fuck me in this position 🥵

He is horny

Do you think your gym crush knows they are your gym crush?

Wait I thought you said “get comfortable”? My bad

I didn’t workout today but let’s pretend I did for the internet. Weee.

Wait I thought you said “get comfortable”? My bad

Woke up from a 5 hour nap and I found my orange speedos 😂

That was funny, tell another one 😏

Happy Biceptember to all the cute funny gays who live inside my phone

Somehow more bearish from behind than I am from up front

Whoops 🙈

Giddyup

Bookmarks got here before drafts 😭😭

BOOKMARKS ARE HERE? LORD LETS FUCKING GO

Belly rubs requested.

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