WFH day is treated like a sick day home from school. Judge Judy while I’m working haha. She never gets old

I’m from North Carolina. A swing state. I stay quiet on politics. Not now. If you voted Trump, support his ideology, or ignore ICE harm because you feel safe, unfollow me. Silence supports abuse. Privilege carries duty. I choose to speak.

I'm gonna call this upcoming storm "STORM CHAD" cause it's been hollering 12 inches all week and we all know it's gonna show up with maybe 2-5 inches and dip out like it was never there!

💪😌

A preview as what’s to come. Also haven’t bottomed in a while 😅

I have not been on twitter or anything alike in so long… so here’s some ass.

Real talk…. If a vampire drinks the blood of someone with blood clots, is that equivalent to me drinking a boba drink?

Handjob?

I need a naked vacation. All paid for. Anyone wanna chip in, hahaahha

Muscle objects flex and obey

Why do (most) guys with full ass beautiful beards not smile in pics??!! Not even the bear smile.

Having to work the Friday after New Year’s Day and off the weekend…. Is another type of hatred. 2026 here I come 🤣😂

Chicago boys should come out next weekend and see us :)

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

2026! Bigger smiles. Bigger legs. Bigger statues. Maybe bigger body and butts too! Plenty of goals! Let’s get them boys 🥰😘

Happy new year. This #breakfast is popular in Taiwan, called 蛋餅. Paired with a beautiful 奶茶, it is the breakfast of champions.

Damnit, i realized i havent munched on that butt allllll year. We gotta change that!!

Happy new years to all you beautiful boys, from us! Three years ago today I met my soulmate. And we have had so many adventures together 😈😏

Hey what if

Am I the only one that even sick, I still want to cum?

Countdown 2025 Hump day #1 On all fours and being outside is my favorite! Feeling the sun on my body, hole and feet is intoxicating!!

Last humpday of 2025 😜🍑

Yeahhhhhhhhhh Cuddle puddles

Just a hairy slack pussy boy for you to use 🐽😈

Come play with me!!! 😈🖤😈

from when you initiated your two older sons

Just living in my head, the only place I am rent free

I forgot I used to wear briefs - is that the vibe for 2026? Or let’s just stick with jockstraps

Coke or Pepsi?

Comment whatcha thinking!

What should I get tattooed?

I literally finished eating my Taco Bell… and I’m already on the thrown

Okay you think your funny, Expedition 33? Hello, sugar daddy

Who wants to join us!?

Tomb Raider Catalyst looks dope af. Prove me wrong

I might be tipsy I might be high I also might be extremely horny. May need help

I’m so clumsy… I fell into_________

Me after my boyfriend gets stuck in mall jail

I’ve had a long day… who wants to rub me down?

we like your vibe 😘😉 Let’s play Pokemon together!

Thanks to all you hotties. I’m feral AF, and want to do bad things

I get that I can see your dick but it only interests me if I see it sliding in an out of a hole 🥹😘

did all the stuffing go to my legs?

I stuffed the turkey…. Now it’s time to be lazy in the couch all day!

This thanksgiving wasn’t planned but it was perfect! We sold some statues, had amazing dinner and movie night with friends. And now we rest 🥰❤️ Hope y’all have an amazing thanksgiving 🥰

I am so thankful. I get to stuff this turkey for the 2nd year. Who wants to help me stuff him again?!

If you show me your wobble I’ll show you my gobble

Happy thanksgiving, yall!

I came home and my dog peed a little bc he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I am surrounded by fakes.

Don’t want start Monday…come play with our wood instead #horny #nsfw #monday