How it started, how it's going. Keith Elflein's employer has already removed his profile from their website.

Gettin Eiffel towered at the Gastroenterologists office

Is everybody on this website a pussy ass bitch? What the fuck is this shit?? "Don't make the Nazis mad!!" You're gonna fuckin die like cattle FIGHT BACK

If I ever start tweeting from this account I can tell a whole lot of you are gonna be real disappointed lmao

Oh I'm sorry is it too late to be over here talkin shit go to bed you loser

Ran out of my body wash and made the mistake of using the Mr.’s body wash and omfg….20+ years into this I didn’t know “refreshing” anywhere on dude body wash means my butthole and lady bits are cycling through hot/freezing cold. Y’all just like the tingly balls and buttholes or like why?

I guess gifs don't work on here yet

It's kinda funny that the chuds at work are somewhat disgruntled at the idea of the wrasslin bitch running the Dept of education but then again a bunch of their wives work for the public school system so half their incomes are in danger lol

I am scrolling through all these fucking follower lists trying to find mutuals and I'm so lazy and tired can you please just repost this so my pals can find me

Looking forward to using the block function and it actually blocking people

For over three years we've defended ourselves against a billion dollar oil company's attempts at forcing us to give them our internal organizational documents. As the case heads to the Minnesota Supreme Court we need your support now more than ever. #PressFreedom donorbox.org/unicorn-riot...

I made this bag. And then @squirrelbait00.bsky.social bought it. So that's pretty rad.

When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.

They are allowed to just stop making your favorite perfume and never make it again like what are we supposed to do I fuckin wore that kind for years and now I'm just supposed to... Smell like something else?? Fuck you marc jacobs you wishy washy bitch

Mutual Aid Request

Y'all look I made another one

I believe in peace, bitch

Everyone knows real revolution comes from ignoring fascists and writing your member of congress

What's that got to do with me show me the fuckin skeet

The child is very disappointed to learn that cats don't got to the hospital when they have kittens

On my deathbed, dying: Come closer... Closer ... I wish... I .. I wish I'd used better makeup in my 20s

Brown sky

Everybody follow my sis @stabbythenarwhal.bsky.social she finally came over from the bad place

Throwing a Christian fundamentalist party who wants to play spin the bible - inspired by irl @stabbythenarwhal.bsky.social

It's almost hollerween

Work clothes off, home clothes on

dont fuck with me, im sober so i know EXACTLY what im doing when im being super mean

Lol it kinda sucks but it's an actual hat that I knitted and I've gotten so much better that I'm actually pretty proud of it.

Chopin is by far the most punk rock of all the classical composers and if you need proof just listen to ballade no. 4 and nocturne in b flat minor also he was madly in love with a lesbian who hated him and coughed to death in his 40s

Ok I've knitting like a mf and a 70 stitch row is a lot more than I'm used to

somebody get that shiftless bastard billy jo off the fuckin couch and out into the real world today tell him to write some more cool songs about smoking weed and jacking off if he's getting bored

$150/$250! fucking miraculous thanks you incredibly helpful people

Imagining thousands of years ago, sitting around the hut bored out of your mind like Hey y'all what if we used these sticks to tie a bunch of knots in this string? Bitch you just invented knitting!

It's time. It's time to don our old tattered cat lady sweaters with the holes in the elbows and the lint permanently fused to the fibers! WEEP IN THE FACE OF OUR GLORY!!

Vaxxed???

Feel like it was originally going to be slightly ambiguous but then the artist said "nah"

The enemy of my enemy is a big fuckin dumbass and I hate them too

Why can't everything have an empire waist and smell like coconut and vanilla

Sometimes I think about Michael Jackson demanding to be put under anesthesia and he must have had a different experience bc every time I've come back from the cold black void screaming and thrashing and calling out to the long since departed 🎃

The library always has these weird Amish romance books prominently displayed, I call em Apron Rippers and just.... idk what are we doing here? What is all this? It's embarrassing. Y'all should be embarrassed. We, as a society, should be embarrassed.

Got to “boo” Daniel Cameron last night at the parade. These fucking politicians ought to be scared to go out in public. And I’m going to do my part every chance I get

I am 44 years old and I am the youngest person in this waiting room by at least a hundred years

Well, well, well... look who finally showed up... Let's give a warm Blooski welcome to the Newski: @theslarmer.bsky.social

Goodzilla: a giant monster who rises up from the deep to come and fix all your failing infrastructure because your govt is a bunch of barely alive geriatric money humpers who don't care if the planet burns to cinders

My god I would do shocking things for a mama bearnos pizza right now

If you stick your iPhone lens up to the pay telescopes at Mount Rushmore it looks like the presidents are just guys outside your apartment trying to look in the peephole