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@epiphanist1248.bsky.social
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Fortune's fool. 40, he/him/his/bear.
Rudolph sequel where Yukon Cornelius slays the tyrant Claus and takes up the mantle of Santa. The elves, meek and servile, simply comply with the new regime. Rudolph culls the dissenting reindeer loyalists. King Moonracer wonders when war will be brought to his shores.
9 days ago
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There's a Harry Turtledove (
@hntdove.bsky.social
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about 1 month ago
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Socks with Crocs is for the winners and the sinners
7 months ago
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Fat forg fat forg
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7 months ago
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Today only - Ask about the Hot Moms Special!
8 months ago
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No transgender person ever tanked the economy.
9 months ago
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I'm a top 1% commenter in r/CozyFantasy maybe now my mother will be proud of me
9 months ago
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You guys are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles child soldiers?
9 months ago
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Kiss me I'm something like 3/16s Irish
9 months ago
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Baby are you a glass ketchup bottle? Cause I wanna smack you on the behind till you squirt.
9 months ago
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Kiss me I'm something like 3/16s Irish
9 months ago
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Today's the day!
10 months ago
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I need more people to watch Flow so we can talk about it
10 months ago
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Happy International Women's Day, international womens!
10 months ago
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Jean Valjean and Javert but they fuck
10 months ago
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I just wanna wake up next to you and ask "waffles or pancakes?" and you pick waffles and I get excited to have an excuse to bust out the waffle maker
10 months ago
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I'm like if Baymax was a top.
10 months ago
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Omniscient Orb of Antlers
11 months ago
around this time every night the old rocking chair in the basement starts rocking by itself I am irresistibly drawn to it as soon as I sit down in it I am overcome with a heavy dreamless sleep and the next morning another person from town has gone missing
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I wanna invite people to come visit me in Cleveland but I know they won't so I don't because I don't want to have to hear them tell me they won't.
11 months ago
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How long till Chappell Roan's "Hot To Go" song gets used in a fast food breakfast commercial?
11 months ago
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All right folks we're doing 10 AM Tuesday Tarot Time! Slide into my DMs if you want a reading!
11 months ago
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Jason, ex Inferis
11 months ago
Hot Ones should go more extreme. Like a wing covered in bees.
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Practicing radical honesty in 2025.
11 months ago
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Slamming a can of ice cold low-sodium V8 like it's an act of penance
12 months ago
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Big boobs small boobs I like all boobs
12 months ago
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John Scalzi
12 months ago
Everything posted on the Internet is public and also there is wisdom in understanding that just because something is public doesn't mean you are meant to be a part of it. People speaking to each other on the street is public and you might overhear it, but it doesn't mean they want you to contribute.
add a skeleton here at some point
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So this place still isn't as toxic as twitter but good lord the porn bots
12 months ago
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12 months ago
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If I've never listened to Dave Matthews Band before where should I start?
12 months ago
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Serious question: do people into rope bondage need more hugs? Because I suck at rigging but I'm great at snuggling.
12 months ago
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Remember to scrub your toilet before midnight so you don't start the year with the same old crap!
12 months ago
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โ๏ธ war on brit-mas โ๏ธ
12 months ago
man who the fuck is invading your unseasoned shire? ๐คจ
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I moustache you an important question
12 months ago
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I will pay a beautiful woman $100 to kiss me at midnight tomorrow night (NYE) via FaceTime
12 months ago
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Brits (and Canadians I think?) call this Boxing Day, but here in the US I say we call it what it really is: Happy Eat-the-Leftover Fancy Cheese Day!
12 months ago
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It's Christmas night. The house is quiet. I sit here, alone, excitedly assembling my new vacuum. I am 39 years old.
12 months ago
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Lie to me and tell me I won't die alone.
about 1 year ago
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A sequel to Elf that explores Buddy's struggle to bring Christmas joy to his diminished family, amid rampant unchecked capitalism, and his insecurity over whether or not he is truly a man, as judged against the standards of his 3 father figures who have now all passed on.
about 1 year ago
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Snitches get stitches, js
about 1 year ago
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People are calling the UHC CEO shooter the Claims Adjuster and as a licensed claims adjuster I wholeheartedly approve.
about 1 year ago
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The
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rediscovered the joys of Baby Shark, and when I tell you oh em gee-doo doo doo doo-doo-doo ๐
about 1 year ago
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It'd be funny if it turns out he's a cop.
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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"vIoLeNcE iSn'T tHe AnSwEr" ok look we tried signs, chanting, protests, soup for my family, and voting, and none of that worked, so this is where we're at
about 1 year ago
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I know they probably didn't, but in my headcanon the shooter said an awesome catchphrase right before they took the shot. Something like "Deny this, motherfucker."
about 1 year ago
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It's okay I wouldn't want to cuddle with me either
about 1 year ago
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