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FULL MOON SUNDAY MORNING 4 AM

Dont worry my friend Imma set you up for A whole lifetime of disappointment

You’re in a hallmark Christmas movie. The friendly neighbors in your new town invite you to a holiday party. You show up with bells on and inside, this is the tree, what’s your next move? I’m not even stopping. I’m walking through the crowd, grabbing the nearest beer and leaving by the patio door.

…better here, right?

love too be vague

how about leaving me outta the grift??????? altogether???? i refuse to participate in it

feels good to get it out

whew

gotta rant for a sec just lemme say if you’re a goddamned rednecked bigoted racist fascist asshole, dont even look at me!!! fuck all the way off!!! You suck!!!!

saw this lil guy today, we startled each other

if youre gonna buy a car 🤷🏼‍♀️

let me tell you like i tell the dudes who try to approach me while im exercising: FUCK OFF!!!

awwww yeeeeaaaahhhh

hahahahahaha

at first i had a typo and it said only good bibes here and that’s also accurate and acceptable

only good vibes here

tà sè tirim ach fuar inniu.

YEAH!! what she said!!!

Hold on, yall!

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/46473/... If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss;

me, ripping a huge knot out of my hair “bc who needs that!?!”

I like this place

Lol what!?!?

tell me it’s a joke please

Black Holes vs Regular Holes xkcd.com/2844

farmin Pharmacist

i could help it but im not gonna

dont fuck with me, im sober so i know EXACTLY what im doing when im being super mean

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