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I'd sooner drag my dick through glass than listen to that orange fuckweasel speak for a single minute
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Tim Onion
2 days ago
I do blame Trump for the Knicks stuff by the way. He’s such a unique vibesmonster. Just a succubus of any and all joy. A sleep paralysis demon that takes anything that looks like light and turns it into the visage of death. He is intent on haunting anywhere happiness appears for even a second.
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✪ A Lovely Summer Gray in June! ✪
3 days ago
We live in a willfully dumb and eagerly dumbed down country.
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Sassy Little Hobbit
4 days ago
Climate change is not real but we are just gonna have severe weather warnings every 2 weeks. But climate change is definitely not real and we shouldn’t do anything about it even if lives get disrupted up and down the country cause like we are just one small country. C’est la vie!
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Jiikae
3 days ago
It’s 2011. An Ocarina of Time and a Starfox remake are coming to the latest Nintendo system It’s 2026. An Ocarina of Time and Starfox remake are coming to the latest Nintendo system
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John Scalzi
4 days ago
Krissy just spent $10 on a bag of cherries, got them home and half were rotten. That's 2026 for you: Everything's expensive and nothing is good.
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And even that still seems like he'd be getting off too easy.
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4 days ago
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But honestly, in hindsight... we probably *should* have expected this. This is just 2026 (and several other years) in a nutshell.
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4 days ago
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I love Robert Smith lol
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Gerry Doyle
4 days ago
hey quick question, am I having a stroke
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scott dagostino
4 days ago
2026: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East 2003: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East 1991: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East 1982: I am struggling in a
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Genel Jumalon 🍉
7 days ago
People like Kane and many many others that do care about human art and the creative process have been a beacon of hope while trying to navigate making art in this current climate.
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The most unwoke president
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7 days ago
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I know I'm gonna get flak for this, but Billy Joel's Piano Man has got to be one of the most irritating songs in existence.
7 days ago
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Jason
8 days ago
Rest In Power
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Finally got the pedal board set up and coherent! Been a long time coming.
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MULTIVERSE OF F🚬GNESS
9 days ago
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D.
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This reminds me of that time my college mythology professor talked about an Egypt expedition where him and his friends found jars full of ancient honey - which they then spread on toast and ate. They later discovered that the honey was preserving centuries old fetuses. Do with that what you will
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I think one of my general complaints about therapy is that we have to skirt around political/environmental issues. I understand that therapy is centered around how I react to stressors around me; because you have to focus on what you can/cannot change.
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This is exactly the reason I've been buying more vinyl records.
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9 days ago
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This is a strong prelude to when I go get roller blades and pretend I'm not 38.
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Basil 🌱
10 days ago
went to the park to try skating after our walk. i fell many times in front of people. an old man with a dog enthusiastically told me “good luck with that!”, some lady was laughing at me but trying not to let me see, and my head canon that a guy on the phone said “just saw someone fall and eat shit”
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Dennis B. Hooper
10 days ago
Album cover for a scary seeming band your older sibling listens to and then you finally play the album one day and it’s just ska
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The cool thing about therapy is how you can just be talking so nonchalantly about something and your therapist is like, "Yeaaaah, so let's back up there for a minute and talk about that" And then you realize that you feel totally unfulfilled in every aspect of your life by the end of the session
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Scott Horton
10 days ago
Matt Wuerker, Politico
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Tim Onion
10 days ago
The money was always there for the good things.
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Vaethros
11 days ago
Happy pride peeps o7
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Lately I've been making these baked tofu bites that taste exactly like popcorn chicken - super high in protein between the vital wheat gluten and nutritional yeast.
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10 days ago
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wait wait wait - didn't he *JUST* say that he knew "dumb" was spelled with a "b?"
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11 days ago
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It's funny to think that my mid-life crisis is just manifesting as a revival of my 15 year old self with tattoos.
11 days ago
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NY Times Pitchbot
11 days ago
Whether it’s Barack Obama, putting his feet up on the desk in the Oval Office or Donald Trump demolishing the East Wing and turning the White House grounds into a cheap amusement park, neither president showed much respect for Washington tradition.
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Thrillhouse Gaming
11 days ago
The Supreme Court didn’t give gays the right to marry. Trans women of color throwing bricks at the cops did. Happy Pride Month. Power to the People. Pictured: Ms. Marsha P. Johnson
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Zwanguy 🇨🇦
11 days ago
Happy Pride.
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What is it with the fascists all dressing like fucking dweebs? I've never had a bigger urge to shove someone in a locker
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14 days ago
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I have no idea where my Sega Genesis came from, nor do I remember asking for it; it just appeared one day in my house and came with a copy of Sonic 2. Idk if it's just nostalgia talking, but this game absolutely rips
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15 days ago
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Why am I just now learning that JK Simmons is a Grosse Pointe native; thereby explaining the Tigers shirt?!
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16 days ago
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The Onion
16 days ago
OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child
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I can't believe we're getting a White House Thunderdome before GTA 6
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Kat Abughazaleh
22 days ago
FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER
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Tim Onion
22 days ago
KAT WON. FUCK ICE.
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Explaining what Juggalos are to my boss was certainly a weird conversation... especially in the context of the story. Anyway, there was this time in like 2003 where a group of Juggalos kept calling my house and issuing death threats because they wanted me out of my friend's life.
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I DO NOT NEED ANOTHER GUITAR. ...but I played this the other day and it was smooth like butter a d I can't stop thinking about it
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Dak
24 days ago
The worst part of seeing my grandfather get run over while crossing the street is knowing that I have failed this driving exam.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨
24 days ago
This is bonkers. Tech companies now have AI use quotas for their employees and are firing those who don’t adopt it.
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Happy Forza Horizon 6 day!
24 days ago
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Slime đź’šđź§Ş
24 days ago
Big Capitalism wants me to work instead of playing video games and I’m tired of it
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ZyZaDraws
25 days ago
Farewell, Tom Kane
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This literally would have changed my life. I remember when I got the approval and it was just this huge weight off my shoulders. But nope. Ghouls gotta ghoul, I guess.
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25 days ago
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Is it a hot take to say Meg White's drumming is completely fine and you're all just being unnecessarily mean? The decades long-standing joke is about how she's the worst drummer; she's not. The fills are simple, but she's effective at what she does.
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