I do blame Trump for the Knicks stuff by the way. He’s such a unique vibesmonster. Just a succubus of any and all joy. A sleep paralysis demon that takes anything that looks like light and turns it into the visage of death. He is intent on haunting anywhere happiness appears for even a second.

We live in a willfully dumb and eagerly dumbed down country.

Climate change is not real but we are just gonna have severe weather warnings every 2 weeks. But climate change is definitely not real and we shouldn’t do anything about it even if lives get disrupted up and down the country cause like we are just one small country. C’est la vie!

It’s 2011. An Ocarina of Time and a Starfox remake are coming to the latest Nintendo system It’s 2026. An Ocarina of Time and Starfox remake are coming to the latest Nintendo system

Krissy just spent $10 on a bag of cherries, got them home and half were rotten. That's 2026 for you: Everything's expensive and nothing is good.

And even that still seems like he'd be getting off too easy.

But honestly, in hindsight... we probably *should* have expected this. This is just 2026 (and several other years) in a nutshell.

I love Robert Smith lol

hey quick question, am I having a stroke

2026: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East 2003: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East 1991: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East 1982: I am struggling in a

People like Kane and many many others that do care about human art and the creative process have been a beacon of hope while trying to navigate making art in this current climate.

The most unwoke president

I know I'm gonna get flak for this, but Billy Joel's Piano Man has got to be one of the most irritating songs in existence.

Rest In Power

Finally got the pedal board set up and coherent! Been a long time coming.

This reminds me of that time my college mythology professor talked about an Egypt expedition where him and his friends found jars full of ancient honey - which they then spread on toast and ate. They later discovered that the honey was preserving centuries old fetuses. Do with that what you will

I think one of my general complaints about therapy is that we have to skirt around political/environmental issues. I understand that therapy is centered around how I react to stressors around me; because you have to focus on what you can/cannot change.

This is exactly the reason I've been buying more vinyl records.

This is a strong prelude to when I go get roller blades and pretend I'm not 38.

went to the park to try skating after our walk. i fell many times in front of people. an old man with a dog enthusiastically told me “good luck with that!”, some lady was laughing at me but trying not to let me see, and my head canon that a guy on the phone said “just saw someone fall and eat shit”

Album cover for a scary seeming band your older sibling listens to and then you finally play the album one day and it’s just ska

The cool thing about therapy is how you can just be talking so nonchalantly about something and your therapist is like, "Yeaaaah, so let's back up there for a minute and talk about that" And then you realize that you feel totally unfulfilled in every aspect of your life by the end of the session

Matt Wuerker, Politico

The money was always there for the good things.

Happy pride peeps o7

Lately I've been making these baked tofu bites that taste exactly like popcorn chicken - super high in protein between the vital wheat gluten and nutritional yeast.

wait wait wait - didn't he *JUST* say that he knew "dumb" was spelled with a "b?"

It's funny to think that my mid-life crisis is just manifesting as a revival of my 15 year old self with tattoos.

Whether it’s Barack Obama, putting his feet up on the desk in the Oval Office or Donald Trump demolishing the East Wing and turning the White House grounds into a cheap amusement park, neither president showed much respect for Washington tradition.

The Supreme Court didn’t give gays the right to marry. Trans women of color throwing bricks at the cops did. Happy Pride Month. Power to the People. Pictured: Ms. Marsha P. Johnson

Happy Pride.

What is it with the fascists all dressing like fucking dweebs? I've never had a bigger urge to shove someone in a locker

I have no idea where my Sega Genesis came from, nor do I remember asking for it; it just appeared one day in my house and came with a copy of Sonic 2. Idk if it's just nostalgia talking, but this game absolutely rips

Why am I just now learning that JK Simmons is a Grosse Pointe native; thereby explaining the Tigers shirt?!

OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child

I can't believe we're getting a White House Thunderdome before GTA 6

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

KAT WON. FUCK ICE.

Explaining what Juggalos are to my boss was certainly a weird conversation... especially in the context of the story. Anyway, there was this time in like 2003 where a group of Juggalos kept calling my house and issuing death threats because they wanted me out of my friend's life.

I DO NOT NEED ANOTHER GUITAR. ...but I played this the other day and it was smooth like butter a d I can't stop thinking about it

The worst part of seeing my grandfather get run over while crossing the street is knowing that I have failed this driving exam.

This is bonkers. Tech companies now have AI use quotas for their employees and are firing those who don’t adopt it.

Happy Forza Horizon 6 day!

Big Capitalism wants me to work instead of playing video games and I’m tired of it

Farewell, Tom Kane

This literally would have changed my life. I remember when I got the approval and it was just this huge weight off my shoulders. But nope. Ghouls gotta ghoul, I guess.

Is it a hot take to say Meg White's drumming is completely fine and you're all just being unnecessarily mean? The decades long-standing joke is about how she's the worst drummer; she's not. The fills are simple, but she's effective at what she does.