There's an alternate timeline where I have two kids and my weekends are spent doing cool dad stuff with them; I'm rocking a dad bod, happy and content with life. Unfortunately, we currently line in the Hell timeline instigated by 40+ years of our parents' stupid fucking decisions

Literally every modern political problem

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946. In 2007, the US president was born in 1946. In 2017, the US president was born in 1946. And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

I painted my nails black for emo karaoke night and like... I think I might just keep this going because, fuck it. The world's on fire anyway.

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

If you’re a Democrat in Congress who is considering supporting Trump’s illegal war in Iran, please consider self-immolation instead.

Dolly Parton is literally the only good billionaire and proof we don't just actively hate people with money simply for having it. We hate you because you're all fucking monsters.

It's hard to believe that it's been 30 years of Pokemon!

I definitely agree - I'm just hoping the final evos aren't furry bait... again.

Serebii Update: Official artwork of Pombon Details @ serebii.net

I've only known them for 5 minutes and I would die for all three.

Pokemon Winds and Waves announced for Switch 2, coming 2027

2026 truly is the worst year.

I was personally traumatized by goddamn Professor Screweyes in We're Back. Who made that guy, or his death, so traumatizing?!

Trans rights are human rights and if one of is ain’t free then none of us are.

I will just say it again for emphasis. I hate Donald Trump more than I’ve ever hated anyone in my life. Moreover, I fucking hate the people who voted for him. I don’t know how I will ever forgive those people or forgive all the people in power who have enabled him. The man is a fucking psychopath.

CNN, the most legally buttoned-up game in town, reports that not just a few but more than 90 witness interviews seem to be missing from the Epstein files released by the DOJ. ‘“All of us have been looking for our victim statements,” one woman tells CNN

30 years. This video should be on every network.

It really is either you support trans rights or you support Hitler 2.0

Look, unless he kills himself on live television, I'm not watching that thing.

Kat is doing debate prep in the other room and listening to this at the same time. Get ready for debate dominance heretofore unseen.

Sweet lil bby

*chanting* New floor! New floor! New floor!

New items added to the shop! www.mercari.com/u/platoplays...

A reminder for today

Counterpoint: No. ICE doesn’t need reform. Abolition and prosecution is the bare minimum.

🎵 I chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of packing an extra pair?" no it's much better to face these kinds of things being as disgusting as possible 🎵

Man, imagine having “the law must take its course” in our country

2026 basically

"Get active and eat real food" is empty advice and does nothing to address the various barriers that make these two things incredibly difficult for so many Americans - especially in an admin that's actively stripped away resources that could potentially have made this approachable.

people pretend to not be nazis and couch that in dog whistles but i think a reality we have to contend with is that there are so many, many, many incredible ignorant people out there

My MAGA father once told me that I reminded him of Joe Rogan. He meant this as a compliment. He was befuddled when I responded, "Dad, that's easily the most offensive and insulting thing you've ever said to me my entire life."

And this was interestingly unanimous— and not being that well reflected yet in the offerings from actual Dem politicians. Word to the wise

Everything else is commentary

This shit rocks and the comment section on the YouTube video is, somehow, extremely funny.

good news! poison wasn’t bad for us after all!

The SAVE Act is an election power grab that could block millions of eligible voters. Let’s be clear: we’ve already seen U.S. citizens detained by ICE despite having proof of citizenship. Now we’re supposed to trust this same government to police paperwork at the ballot box? tinyurl.com/yhwj7b77

What is happening in Palestine is connected to what’s happening with the Epstein Files. It’s been a long-game strategy to destroy the land and its people for the wealthy.

Oh, I have ideas... but uh, I'm pretty sure I'd be banned here and have a little in-person visit from the Feds.

I unfortunately called the direction the regime would take public health

"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.

The highlight of my night was my mother texting me, unprompted, that her and my dad were watching the turning point halftime show because Bad Bunny was unwatchable. My response to this was, "I don't care."

so anyway, where we moving? because I ain't giving discord a goddamn thing.

I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.

Oh hey, an All-American Reject! I'll see myself out.

Let everything happening radicalize you.

Corporatist fascism, plain and simple. DHS is trying to get tech companies to hand over data on Trump critics. This is unconstitutional, and Congress must shut it down, before we turn into East Germany. techcrunch.com/2026/02/03/h...

So much this‼️