Classic

with enough PLA we can finally create a 1:1 scale map of Chicago, from the Borges story, "Do Not Create A 1:1 Scale Map Of Chicago"

POV: you are one of the sanriku borehole observatories

expecting our hummingbirds back any day now

man, i love bruce hornsby, theres finally a rick beato video with him 🥲

2 years ago I did a PoC to run #rust 🦀 in the #pixel modem Today it shipped in millions of devices! They grow up to fast! 🥲 security.googleblog.com/2026/04/brin... #rust #security #smartphone #baseband

"it's easier to accommodate a changing environment when I do not have to immediately and explicitly draw the boundaries of my system" i say as someone else's GPU impressionistically sketches out my boundaries in the form of 10,000 bug reports 😔

that’s what victor glover said to his wife the other day when she arrived at mission control for the distance record and lunar flyby :)

"for 200 million years, ant society was peaceful because we communicated with signals that unambiguously referred to objects in the world. then, we decided it would be useful to have signals that refer to signals."

family getting THIS for easter

The Treachery of Images

moon's haunted

i got irritated at the ceremony to go from a freshly-created KVM to "can run x86-64 machine code like normal" so i've wrote a small library for exactly that: codeberg.org/iximeow/asml...

somebody mentioned netburst on my skyline so i get to post the most cursed adapter that i own:

of course i think it's cool that Arm is actually going to sell their parts, but simultaneously, it's very uncool calling something an "AGI CPU"

I'm not worried about AI

An American kestrel perches on an "IMPORTANT BIRD AREA" sign in the Montrose Beach Dunes.

software eats the world, then itself

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

i didnt realize vulf played at madison square garden again

theyre collecting whats left of my bones, and putting them in little jars

ugh im starting to get the factorio itch again

nice x.com/i/status/203...

i know not what features windows 12 will include, but windows 13 will definitely include Gatcha mechanics

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mann not even gonna be able to see the moon tonight, gonna be so overcast

mmm xtensa does not spark joy

I would like to formally announce that the #GlasgowInterfaceExplorer revD development (the next iteration: with the same FPGA but 32 digital I/Os and 8 single-ended analog channels that can be configured as 4 differential ones) is well underway with a CS campaign planned later this year; stay tuned!

paleoseismology is cool as hell www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHhR...

shitty realmode trampoline works in qemu, we take those

it seems strange that the gdbstub for qemu-system-x86_64 doesn't let you use i8086 mode ..

eastcoast friends: goodluck with your blizzard

behold dialed.gg?c=VJNV8X

twitch just straight up has a big link that says ROBLOX at the top of the page now? (i am getting old)

it is very telling that “BIOS”, in addition to being an acronym, is also the Greek word for “life”. meanwhile, “UEFI” is, of course, ancient Greek for “unified extensible firmware interface”

trying to figure out how to put this machine (zen3) in S5 sleep, but I don't want parse AML ...

I found the old 35mm slide for the cover for Neuromancer and had it scanned in for your pleasure. Enjoy!

Missed our conference this year? No problem! All uASC'26 paper presentations and talks are available on Youtube. 🥳 www.youtube.com/@uasc-conf

"The moon economy is about to boom. In fact, I am experiencing some growth right now"

tips for reading the ACPI specification: don't

what the heck, i didn't know that!

😴

im upset that billie joe armstrong didnt say some shit, but bad bunny doing that was still good

you guys wanna bet on how much screentime is dedicated to ads for prediction markets?

ive been meandering through doing some bare metal x86 stuff and man: thing would not exit UEFI boot services on actual hardware, then after N hours I realized that it really does not like when you allocate pages that aren't LOADER_DATA

doing some very cursed stuff with the computer