Bibi Netanyahu: “I felt like Ted Cruz.”

I think I’ll trust my doctor. He can spell hepatitis properly.

For years, I thought this was a clip from the Princess Bride.

JUST NOW AT THE UN…

I was just suspended on Xitter for an entire week for this post. I was responding to Trump Jr.'s post praising the indictment of James Comey today.

Will this be the moment that wakes people up?

Pedophile in chief murders 1st amendment .

Kimmel: "He might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from this now."

Pretty sure I know how 4D chess ends for humanity.

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Who else tried the infant adrenochrome at the ANTIFA meeting tonight? DAMN! Best since the weather-machine committee retreat in Cambodia a few years ago. And those baby back ribs! I'm guessing it was all harvested together. I swear to FSM one of these days I'm going to get George's recipe.

Got fired from my job for saying that Samantha on Bewitched didn’t really wiggle her nose, she was just kind of twitching her mouth back and forth.

How disrespectful. Call his boss, Vladimir Putin, to get him fired. 😉

“If you can’t honor a man by quoting him directly because his own words seem disparaging to his legacy, then perhaps you shouldn’t try to honor him at all.” Watch my latest here: www.youtube.com/live/2Mv50KZ...

Senator Hick Crazy-Lady

WE ARE NOT THE SAME! Stephen Miller said that Kirk's last message to him was a call to dismantle radical left organizations fomenting violence across the US and he will make this happen in Kirk's name. Right extremists were responsible for 75% of all extremist murders in the US from 2013 till now. 🤨

More breaking news coming in from Fox.

FBI releases new composite sketch of suspect and likely footwear.

FBI reports walls are closing in.

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Who went poo poo on the potty?

We all know Trump plays 4th dimension chess, but have you seen his 4th dimension job creation?

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅. Oh that's rich.

Reminder: At the start of his legal career, RFK Jr. failed the bar, was forced out as a D.A., and got arrested for heroin. Without the Kennedy name, that story ends there.

🚨🚨🚨No words, just watch and listen! Holy shit. 1/2

"Go to an old cemetery. See all the baby graves from before the 1950s & 60s? After that, hardly any. That's when people started vaccinating their children. If you're unsure what to do to protect your kids, the answer is literally written in stone." — Michael Okuda How quick we forget.

Epstein victims' lawyer: While we have seen the documents, you haven't. When you see the documents, you're going to be appalled. The American people deserve to see everything. Evil flourishes in the darkness. RELEASE ALL THE EPSTEIN FILES!

"When did we become a country where it's okay for the US president to insist on national television that a state should call him to beg for anything – especially something we don't want? Have we truly lost all sense of sanity in this nation – that we treat this as normal?" Gov. JB Pritzker

RFK Jr: We need to stop trusting the experts... Trusting the experts is not a feature of science or democracy, it's a feature of religion and totalitarianism. Are we all living on Earth I ?? 😳 RFK & Trump are nuts!

Pritzker: "I refuse to pretend that any of this is normal ... I refuse to fall into the pundit trap that demands we sacrifice vital constitutional rights if it's being done in the fake guise of fighting crime."

My bet: it's the announcement of the new super realistic Teslabot featuring 2 GB of storage, thereby allowing Trump to transfer his entire brain and giving us the first robot President.

New York does not miss. The bleach did it for me. 😭

”Get your unemployed ass off the couch and at least paint the living room!" Woman's gonna give me the damn respect I deserve when she gets home from work.

”Get your unemployed ass off the couch and at least paint the living room!" Woman's gonna give me the damn respect I deserve when she gets home from work.

I NEED YOUR HELP BLUE FRIENDS- SHARE YOUR WORST! My mom voted for Trump 3 times. She just scolded me for a meme, saying "Decent adults do not act like out of control 3 year old spoiled temper tantrum brats." Please share your most offensive Trump tweets/truths so I can help educate her.

It would be an absolute shame if people starting filling water balloons full of cheap paints and hard to remove fast drying gloss finish and tossed it onto the intersection, signs and sidewalk instead. In rainbow colors too!

DIVORCE? Not today my queen!

Wife is finally going to respect me.

Sen Patty Murray (D-WA): “If there are any adults left in the White House, it’s well past time they face reality… We cannot let RFK Jr. burn what’s left of the CDC and our other critical health agencies to the ground—he must be fired.”

While making an arrest or conducting a search, ICE MUST present either a signed, judicial warrant to enter private property, or an admin. warrant from the government agency authorizing an arrest or seizure. Spread the word!

Why do I firmly believe a lot of those idiots would actually BUY something like this?

Hurry, supplies are limited!

Where the Karakoram Highway connects Pakistan with China over the Khunjerab Pass at 4700m above sea level, one of the highest paved roads in the world.