August 4. If we find out Mitch is dead or vegetative this week… someone should go attempt to visit him in hospital. Like his daughters maybe.

It's troubling this was not a 9-0 decision.

There is no rise in anti-Semitism. There is a rise in the number of people who are very angry at what Israel is doing. Your inability to separate the two is equally problematic.

Our parents and grandparents fought and died to keep the reflecting pool natural as it was designed, slime and all. It seems that history is repeating itself.

Vaccines save lives. This is the FIRST time that ZERO cervical-cancer deaths have been recorded for this age group, and it’s thanks to the introduction of a vaccine against the human papillomavirus (HPV). Yes, you read that correctly. ZERO.

Attention dear citizens! This is a very important and tremendously amazing announcement. The reflecting pool water is now absolutely perfect and will stay that way forever. Congratulations and our eternal gratitude to President Trump for this glorious gift to America.

Well thank you @thestampedehero.bsky.social !

Wikipedia now officially lists the result of the 2026 Iran War as an "Iranian victory" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Ir...

I think I've pinpointed the problem as to why all the paint is peeling up now in the reflecting pool.

To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.

The hydrogen peroxide has nothing to do with algae, people. Geez.

Face it, Donny. The world leaders are literally turning their backs on you. Nobody likes you. Not even a little. 😂

Zohran Mamdani’s been the Mayor of New York for 6 months and the Knicks just became NBA Champions for the first time in 53 years. Congrats, New York!

Ahhh! P is down, people! The P is down! bsky.app/profile/ajga...

The name "Caterpillar" was coined in 1905 when Charlie Clements was photographing one of Benjamin Holt's early steam tractors in a Stockton, Ca. field. Watching the tractor's undulating continuous tracks moving over soft earth, Clements exclaimed that the machine crawled like a giant "Caterpillar".

Okay who stole my therapist's notes?

To be fair, he really needs daytime rest after being up all night posting fantasy A-I images of himself on "Truth" Social, as all presidents do.

Look what we got for $14.8 million!

Albania is erupting for the second consecutive day in angry mass protests against the Kushner land seizure deal worth $4 billion.

Great to see the Trump White house is going ALL IN FOR PRIDE MONTH this year!

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but fascist republican Nazi Andy Ogles nor his repugnant staffers didn’t make a mistake in sending out an extremely homophobic post at the very start of Pride Month, it was 100% deliberate because he’s a despicable asshole.

“I’ve been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment” is a great joke. I’d love to see Talarico swap out the punchline each time he tells it. “…since before Ken Paxton cheated on his wife” “…since before Ken Paxton was impeached by his own party” There are hundreds of options.

it's over. Trumpers no longer take Netanyahu's calls. That's why he loses his cool and rants at his own lackeys

Shame it can’t be deleted from this sorry period of American history!

It's crazy how we have both the World Cup and America 250 this year, and almost no one cares about them because this regime has wholly sucked the joy out of even momentous national events.

Emergency preparation is the duty of every good American, so make sure your family is ready for the unexpected.

GREAT NEWS MAGA!! Your Made in China (two years ago back in 2024) and now marked up 200% Trump T1 phone has a super patriotic American flag on the back with the wrong number of stripes!!! Checkmate, libtards!

That *is* an answer.

I'm not even sure I'll be up to partying. Might just sit here and cry with relief. Not that I think that would be the end of the hell... but it sure would be a great start.

WHEN IT HAPPENS, WILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY BE READY? Prepare today, party tomorrow. Don't get caught without a plan.

I purchased a standard air horn to keep on hand and I suggest that everybody else do the same so we're ready.

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@davewhamond.bsky.social 😂😂😂

White House Communications Troll, Steven Cheung rushes back to call people names on Twitter.

A thousand turbines can match a nuclear plant over a year, but not necessarily at 7 PM during a winter high-pressure cold snap when wind output is low and solar is gone. We have to have both, bulk and reliability. That latter is either gas, coal or nuclear. I'd choose nuclear.

Most Caribbean countries have restrictions on entry. Bahamas will only allow felons who have *completed* their sentences. A total of 38 countries will not allow felons to enter. #ProudBlue

Poverty is a policy choice. Concentrated wealth is a policy choice. Inequality is a policy choice. None of it is natural or inevitable. Remember: We have the power to build a system that serves the many, not the powerful few.

I love visuals that show what's actually happening. I wish our military would save us, but I'm starting to think that won't happen.

Random reminder that banning elected officials from trading stock is a total no brainer. They can use privileged information to make money on the stock market, while they’re supposed to be working for you. Make no mistake — it’s legalized corruption.

Cartoon by @jamesdfmellor.bsky.social

For more than a decade, Stephen Colbert has been one of the top voices of late night—making us laugh and, even more importantly, reminding us who we are and what America stands for. Michelle and I enjoyed being Stephen’s guests—even when the games were rigged—and we’re grateful to call him a friend.

Oh no. This will convince him.

BREAKING: GOP Leaders abruptly CANCEL House vote on War Powers Resolution after realizing Democrats have enough votes to pass it… More of Johnson’s chicanery afoot, no doubt. Cowards. Criminals. And. Thieves. 😎✨