wait shit is it shabbat candles then menorah or menorah then shabbat candles

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

the thing about Instinct, everyone's least favorite episode of warehouse 13, is that it does do the greatest thing a tv show can do (give a teenage* girl a rocket launcher, the greatest thing Buffy ever did), but then it does. THAT with the other half of the episode *20. whatever.

🫡🫡🫡 i'll never forget the time you told twitter you eat ass

Every time i think to myself "this is the greatest song of all time" I then have to ask myself if it's better than doctor worm by they might be giants and the answer is no

Doctor Worm. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHli...

[gonzo voice] and the Grink, who was NOT there,

accidentally wrote like 900 words of bering and wells in the year 2025 for some reason. i know. im sorry

guess who just read 12 chapters of a fic that was really good up until it turned out to be a stealth crossover with a movie i fucking hate. oh that would be me ☝️

i'm in the bad half of warehouse s4 and do the writers like... Know? that they made james marsters an annoying centuries-old slutty british person? do they Know that this is canonically myka's type? Like do they see what they did here

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Deep to left. 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

bisexual latke enjoyer (sour cream AND applesauce)

it's fuckin LATKE TIME BAYBEE

also i stand by this having just rewatched it. this is not clever. this is the worst chess puzzle ever.

pete, artie says that darth revan was actually --

who wore it better

one of my great regrets is that one time i spent exactly $420.79. i really should have asked for ten cents off. they would have understood

im sorry to be doing this in 2025 but the yellow crayon world-saving moment in the buffy s6 finale works because they have been friends since childhood. now explain to me how it works for the warehouse s2 finale if they're not in love.

here's the thing, i was never That into it, but on a rewatch there's really nothing heterosexual about their interactions in For the Team, huh

none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful

“you will be visited by three spirits” the spirits:

about to hit the eureka crossover in warehouse 13 and like should i have watched that show too or

It’s been too long since i last drew these three (and Vader). #starwars

Do yall not have male coworkers whose actual handwriting you have to decipher on a regular basis

Really glad to hear that The Wawa Schwarbomb™️ will be available to purchase for another 5 years

Pondering my Schwarb (h/t @strawberry-fairy.bsky.social)

PONDERING MY SCHWARB!!!!!

KYLE!!!!

Why did the bad guys in The Phantom Menace keep using the scrawny ass "roger roger" cuckdroids when they had access to the obviously superior droidekas? Are they stupid?

i'm sorry WHAT

in one of the early episodes we just watched, pete namedrops donald trump as just like an example of a rich guy. fuckin jump scare in 2025

rewatching warehouse 13 and oh yeah this show fuckin ruled for at least 3 ish seasons huh

british people were cooking with "faffing about" i fear there is no american english equivalent

when will my sleep schedule return from the war

new phone who dis

oh no i am very much back on my bullshit (buffy the vampire slayer fanfic)

spent my entire workday on this one thing. it involved 40 fucking cases and took literally all day (with one (1) bagel break). a constant blur of plates spinning and knives on the floor and what-have-you. but i FINISHED and am GOING HOME ON TIME. please clap.

after six years of marriage are you also still supposed to celebrate the anniversary of the first time you hooked up within the toxic polycule asking for a friend

you know how karis nemik uses a pre-imperial astrogation device so the empire can't track him? that's me and my ipod. no spotify wrapped for me.

feels good to be writing again. unfortunately the only thing i know how to write is angsty lesbian nonsense? and as a grown-ass married person it feels a little insane to have to like, remember how it feels to yearn

Real talk if I was enthralled by a cursed amulet I'd probably kill any of you fuckers that tried to get me to set the cursed amulet aside

my most feminine trait? probably how im always wondering if you'd still love me if i turned into a worm

there was a glitch in the system i use for work that is causing all dates to either stop being recognized or get switched to the british way (so like if i type 7/3/25 it becomes 3/7/25) and as someone whose job very largely consists of entering dates, this FUCKING BLOWS

can admiral ackbar, as the captain of a ship, ordain marriages, and do you think he ever. does

"would an obvious reference to philadelphia sports be out of place in a star wars fanfic," and other questions i never thought i'd have to ask myself

Happy December1st, y’all

how do you get over the mortifying ordeal of people reading your fanfic. i forgot about that part when i said i was gonna start writing again

An aunt i don't know asked me if i happened to have done a name change that she should know about and like wow damn how transgender did i look at grandpa's funeral

today i learned that my dad regularly talks to clankers and i'm genuinely so devastated. this man used to be, for all his other faults, very smart. now he talks to fucking chat gpt.

wake up dead man was *incredible* they should let that guy make another star war